The Comicscast thingy

[brainstatic]

I want a Santa movie where he’s actually Saint Nicholaos of Myra. Three kids run away from home and find a portal to the Council Of Nicaea in 325 AD. Then the kids watch him debate the promulgation of canon law. In the end they return home and tell their parents that presents aren’t important so long as Pentecost is counted 50 days after Easter on the Roman solar calendar and not the Jewish lunar calendar.

[brainstatic]

And the kids tell their parents the whole story and the dad is like “those kids and their imaginations.” But then he sees a piece of paper in the dog’s mouth and goes “whatcha got there boy? Is that…orders from the Holy See that the schismatic bishop Meletius is to remain in Lycopolis and keep his episcopal title but the ecclesiastics ordained by him must again receive the laying of hands? But…how?” And then he gazes off to the sky and you hear a light jingling of bells and then a voice over goes “Ho ho ho! The baptisms performed by the Paulian heretics are invalid! Merry Christmas!”

[bitterfucked]

if you’ve never seen one before

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

[legislacerator]

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

[leafcrunch]

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

[tramampoline]

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

[thegreenwolf]

[rosebuncat]

What??? The fuck????

[sportsfemme-deactivated20170529]

I… Am Space Jam

[amaralesbian]

explain

[sportsfemme-deactivated20170529]

Need to be come on and slammed

[institute-for-thermal-research]

I don’t know how to make friends offline

[institute-for-thermal-research]

The first draft of this post was “how do I make friends in the prime material plane” which should indicate why I have trouble making friends

[iamded-blog]

I was going through my emails and one of my online orders has been dispatched and when I ordered it I had to put in a state but New Zealand doesn’t have states and I was annoyed so I put “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” and now in the dispatch email under delivery addess it totally has “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” as part of it woops.

[iamded-blog]

Yeah so

Yep okay

Sorry mail person

[arkilliandragon]

Omfg I can’t breathe

[airframeextender]

finally a tumblr story thats true

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

Ellen Page is right. You know what’s actually brave? Being actually gay and out in Hollywood!

[fifty-shadesofgay]

homegirl had to pretend to be attracted to Michael Cera that’s fucking brave

[writing-prompt-s]

Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.

[asom-broso]

“i need your help”

“bitch me too the fuck”

then hang up

[egg-rolls]

I probably wouldn’t even notice it was me

[comicscast]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOZhY5Odu8c)

Newest episode of comicscast, be prepared for an episode sometime during the weekends because im a lazy piece of shit

[comicscast]

The first episode we made for this podcast.... MARVEL