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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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ummm found it like this
Hell yeah Thug
You have contracted Jiggle Physics
the problem with me is that I want to have fun and enjoy life
i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh
(deep gasp out of a sleep) MORE KNUCKLE TATTOOS
BOLO TIES * DIET RITE * BODY WASH
SOLO DUET * DUKE HURL * WINK WINK
BANK TUBE * TUNA FISH * UNDO USER
TWAT TZAR * SKID MARK * SKIN TAXI
TOOT BOOT * SELF SERF * HONK SHOO
QUIZ SHOW * PURE OWLS * PUBE RASH
PORK DORK * TRAD GOTH * WHEN FOOD
TITS TOTS * THIS HERE * FONT FOOL
GIRL WHAT * THUS WRIT * A$AP YAMS
WAGE RAGE * VEER LEFT * WARM TUGS
YOUR TOMB * THUG LICE * NONE OWED
RUMP PALS * FROG OILS * NUNS BUNS
POSH TART * NOUN VERB * MISS MAYO
NEED NAAN * META DATA * MALE GAZE
LAWN CARE * RACK RUIN * LARD LIPS
Saw a guy at the plasma center last night with BABA YAGA tattooed on his knuckles and was immediately crushed with envy.
they went crazy naming the hamburger the first person to say it probably fucking died on the spot and when someone wrote it down later the paper burst into flame and kille dthem
It's not even ham though
that's true maybe they deserved to die
maybe we all deserve to die
Still fucks me up that burger is short for hamburger, and thus hamburger is not a portmanteau of ham + burger at all since that would lead into recursion, but instead hamburger is named after the meat patty called a Hamburg steak, named for Hamburg where it was created. "Yeah so hamburgers are a German invention" actually no, the creation of sandwiching a Hamburg steak betwixt bread is a distinctly American invention, so you guys get to keep that. Anyway I think that means any burger without a hamburger patty is not a burger at all, so I've been eating chicken and bacon sandwiches this whole time.
I had never even heard of Hamburg steaks until I saw it in Frieren and then I discover they're a whole thing over here in Japan. There's a place down the road called Steaky Big Boy where we absolutely had to go and we finally tried a Hamburg steak and yeah, they're fine. Pretty good. Probably be better between some bread but yeah.
they went crazy naming the hamburger the first person to say it probably fucking died on the spot and when someone wrote it down later the paper burst into flame and kille dthem
It's not even ham though
that's true maybe they deserved to die
maybe we all deserve to die
Still fucks me up that burger is short for hamburger, and thus hamburger is not a portmanteau of ham + burger at all since that would lead into recursion, but instead hamburger is named after the meat patty called a Hamburg steak, named for Hamburg where it was created. "Yeah so hamburgers are a German invention" actually no, the creation of sandwiching a Hamburg steak betwixt bread is a distinctly American invention, so you guys get to keep that. Anyway I think that means any burger without a hamburger patty is not a burger at all, so I've been eating chicken and bacon sandwiches this whole time.
You better listen to what he’s telling you..
shes singing pictures ;_;
Pulitzer Prize type shit
new reaction image
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GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?
This is so funny
i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.
"buhbub uhbubuh its just a tool!!" yeah youd know about being a tool wouldnt you
I saw an otter briefly hop on top of a babirusa at the zoo and when the stranger standing next to me heard my camera shutter click he turned to me with this look of immense relief, put his hand to his chest, and said in a dead serious tone “oh thank christ someone caught that on film”
Not the best photo but here it is for posterity