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girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach
I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything
Elephant seal flipper
In a shit mood. Release the locusts
All For The Game & Heated Rivalry both start around 2007-2008 btw. While Neil Josten is being tortured by his serial killer dad Shane Hollander is somewhere getting his box eaten by his rival
#happypridemonth
Silent Princess
complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich
goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me
Newborn velvet worm crawling on its mother By: Raymond A. Mendez From: Natural History Magazine 1985
Most velvet worms are social by the way and form multi generational packs where the largest females are in charge and share food with all the babies 🙂
Ola Billgren - Han (1972-73)
my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*
me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day
my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?
me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away
my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said
me: hilarious
my elf roommate: Hello