[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[garaks-padded-cell]

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

[saintofsilence]

Elephant seal flipper

[northirish]

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

[smokingrozanov]

All For The Game & Heated Rivalry both start around 2007-2008 btw. While Neil Josten is being tortured by his serial killer dad Shane Hollander is somewhere getting his box eaten by his rival

[segamascott]

[russianblush]

#happypridemonth

[boitterfly]

[vilyartt]

Silent Princess

[boitterfly]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[vintagewildlife]

Newborn velvet worm crawling on its mother By: Raymond A. Mendez From: Natural History Magazine 1985

[bogleech]

Most velvet worms are social by the way and form multi generational packs where the largest females are in charge and share food with all the babies 🙂

[buckskinboots]

[random-brushstrokes]

Ola Billgren - Han (1972-73)

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello