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[educacion-mexicana]

Mexico City’s Day of the Dead Parade

[commander-crumpet-blog]

B O N E S

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better

[thelifeofatubaplayer]

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[terror-billie]

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

[washington-acp]

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

[alwayswillgraham]

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[its-kks-world]

I want to make designs out of these.

[sunderlorn]

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

[tentaclabia-deactivated20190608]

NICE

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

Reminds me how they shortened/twisted all the bible verses in Handmaid’s tale to control everyone.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[frogoboggins]

dude. you haven’t met my dog. she does all of these. I swear shes part cat

[haiku-robot]

dude you haven’t met my dog she does all of these i swear shes part cat

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[louisthesixteenth-deactivated20]

pray for me yall

[louisthesixteenth-deactivated20]

almost there

[louisthesixteenth-deactivated20]

soon

[louisthesixteenth-deactivated20]

yall mind if i AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[textless]

[bogleech]

Even I didn’t know there were pale silvery gray bee flies like this.

[haiku-robot]

even i didn’t know there were pale silvery gray bee flies like this

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[geocities-jewelry]

vortex.gif [x]

[findyourocean-deactivated201812]

[railroadsoftware]

you know he sniffed a dirt

[medium-shit]

[godzillaftw]

(x) BASTARD

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[memelzebub]

pwease hewp me i’m

DWOWNING

[sparrow-va]

[loopedgifs]

Chain-making machine. 

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[nostrem]

[bumbleshark]

[infamouslydorky]

I walk into the storage closet to find a skeleton intervention

[gaming-misadventures]

by: ???

[nihilistic-synth]

(back when I first went out at night and decided to fish)

“Man, this is a nice lake. There’s probably some rare fish out he- *GASP*

[haiku-robot]

“man this is a nice lake there’s probably some rare fish out he- *gasp*

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[ironinkpen]

Hear me out:

urban fantasy

necromancer teens summoning the ghosts of historical figures to help them study for their APUSH exams

mermaid lifeguards

artists doing portraits for ghosts and vampires who can’t see their own reflections

fae vigilantes hunting down bad guys and making their lives miserable

witch police officers that stun criminals using spells, safely arresting them

gnomes running flower shops

activists protesting the hunting of magical creatures like the Yeti, Jersey Devil, unicorns, and the Loch Ness Monster

succubi as marriage counselors

hospitals equipped with “werewolf rooms” where werewolves can safely stay during the full moon

dudebros getting drunk and summoning frazzled and annoyed demons

tattoo artists tattooing healing runes onto chronically ill people

elves playing along when little kids come up to them and ask if they work for Santa

u r b a n f a n t a s y

[ironinkpen]

You know what? I’m not done with this yet.

young adults learning the healing arts so that they can be street medics at protests

shapeshifters teaching trans kids the tricks of the trade so that they can change their bodies to match their minds

will-o’-the-wisps leading lost and homeless people to shelters

leprechauns hanging around orphanages and playing practical jokes to lighten the mood and make the kids happy

enchantresses picking out creeps in bars and using their magic to lure them away from women

conservationists advocating for the protection of dryads, nymphs, and other nature-tied creatures

mediums assisting detectives in figuring out murders

the ghosts of prominent black people like Martin Luther King Jr. and Harriet Tubman frequenting BlackLivesMatter demonstrations and schooling the reporters that try to misquote them against protestors

don’t just give me urban fantasty, give me culturally ingrained urban fantasy

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

@chronicallypunk oh my everloving god I live for this shit

[haiku-robot]

@chronicallypunk oh my everloving god i live for this shit

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[rhymewithrachel]

high five