That was an order, not a suggestion.

[commander-suggestion]

You are hot but 2B hotter and sexiest. She the Star of yoRHa

That's a pretty dim star.

[801s-suggestions]

Is the Commander not a hardcore goth or is she just a reverse goth with a white aesthetic? Hmmm...

A reverse hardcore goth is just a hardcore prep, and therefore the commander is a prep! (Just don’t tell her that I said that)

[commander-suggestion]

I think the lack of laundry-doing changed a few things.

[9s-suggestion]

Commander where are your underwear

[anemone-suggestion]

Harlot

[commander-suggestion]

Thank you

[801s-suggestions]

Is the Commander not a hardcore goth or is she just a reverse goth with a white aesthetic? Hmmm...

A reverse hardcore goth is just a hardcore prep, and therefore the commander is a prep! (Just don’t tell her that I said that)

[commander-suggestion]

I think the lack of laundry-doing changed a few things.

[2b-suggestion]

sick of someones shit???????? literally just go fucking ballistic !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! ! !! this includes and is only limited to crying in a sewer drain by yourself wondering why god cursed you

[sorry-im-a-terminalidiot]

lemme guess

you had to put down 9S again?

[2b-suggestion]

no commander just shut off my fishing program again

[commander-suggestion]

Stop bringing literal tons of fish back with you to the Bunker and I'll give it back. Everyone is complaining about the smell.

Also put down 9S again.

[2b-suggestion]

eat moose shit

[commander-suggestion]

You're fired.

Commander's grace and respect has been removed from your inventory

[2b-suggestion]

sick of someones shit???????? literally just go fucking ballistic !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! ! !! this includes and is only limited to crying in a sewer drain by yourself wondering why god cursed you

[sorry-im-a-terminalidiot]

lemme guess

you had to put down 9S again?

[2b-suggestion]

no commander just shut off my fishing program again

[commander-suggestion]

Stop bringing literal tons of fish back with you to the Bunker and I'll give it back. Everyone is complaining about the smell.

Also put down 9S again.

[commander-suggestion]

Hey, commander have you ever tried chicken? even though androids can't really eat..but its worth it.

What's a chicken? Does it taste like venison?

[commander-suggestion]

I don't get to choose the androids that work for me, but I do get to choose which airlock they get launched out of.

[commander-suggestion]

YORHA is actually an acronym.

Y

O

R

Hexpendable

A

[commander-suggestion]

The most important job a scanner can have is unlocking my computer when I forget my password.

Speaking of which. Help.

[2b-suggestion]

god has released me into the wild and now he is hunting me for sport

[commander-suggestion]

I would never do such a terrible thing to the wild.

[47previous9s-suggestion]

Thanks, Commander

[commander-suggestion]

Y' welcome

[2b-suggestion]

last time i was nice to someone i died

[commander-suggestion]

Do it again. I need to collect insurance money.

[801s-suggestions]

This Halloween, I’ll be dressing up as the single most terrifying thing in existence, the commander…

[commander-suggestion]

You misspelled Jackass.

[commander-suggestion]

Y' know why the Bunker is in orbit?

This was the cheapest real estate with a view.

[commander-suggestion]

Never go outside. Force someone else to go out instead.

Then force them to go out again after they die and come back.

[commander-suggestion]

Commander I have found a new invention to replace the sword. I call it: gun.

[commander-suggestion]

Mom can I play in the washing machine

In the what?