[airdotcaptain]

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

[adriofthedead]

[insaneclownpopcorn-deactivated2]

[tobiaswraithwall]

[1983waffeleven-deactivated20180]

I’m dead

[puniper]

my sister’s birthday is tomorrow and im going to staples to see if i can make wrapping paper out of this

[puniper]

we built this city…

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Unholy post

[whatspeaksofter]

I thought they were gonna make the monument out of wrapping paper

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

At the lower resolution, the red table makes it look like Sora is dummy thicccc

[whatspeaksofter]

I’ve never wanted to eat wrapping paper more than now

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying

[disneyfaceswap]

[niknak79]

[showerthoughtspost]

If someone says they haven’t pooped in a month, they are full of shit.

[bad1dimagines]

[amazonfam]

Eat this

[commanderbo0ty]

i don’t think there’s a day that goes by where i don’t make a spongebob refrence. 

[2-shane-s]

when the whole squad ugly as shit

[monochrome-miku]

“Hey guess what”

“No you have to guess”

[rhv]

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

[mrdsc1010]

Same Energy

[cheese24k]

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

[foxymaples]

quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”

[le-sad-demiurge]

Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!

[borzoidaily]

[timefortigers]

??? this cat is attempting to calm her steed

[catbountry]

This looks like a fuckin’ classical painting.

[stardustjuniper-888]

There I painted it.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[skylarthememequeen52-deactivate]

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[amanatsumikan]