Comments of Effect

An FFXIV anonymous comment box for the Gilgamesh FC Area of Effect

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Anonymous Says

(The writing in this appears emotion-laden, with long heavy strokes in the lettering.) There are FOOTPRINTS! On my COUCH! And they are NOT LALAFELLIN FOOTPRINTS! The culprit and owner of said will prints WILL BE TRACKED DOWN and... Firmly reprimanded. Said reprimanding may or may not include mild dismemberment. Said mild dismemberment may or may not include removal of appendages utilized in the defilement of property.

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Anonymous Says

Have you heard the wind chimes from Costa del Sol? There is a rumor that if you get exactly 14 of them they play a  haunting, magical song. 14 seems like a lot of windchimes for one yard, but perhaps it’s worth a shot.

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Scorched Earth says:

Talin Rhela and Area of Effect, It appears that your company grows restless if its members don’t have something to argue about. Such an enjoyable thing to see in an organization that prides itself on flimsy, impossible daydreams of peaceful, harmonious, flowers and rainbows ideals! We at Scorched Earth would like to thank you for the many opportunities you’ve given us to watch you tear yourselves apart. It’s been a nice respite for us; we’re usually so busy you see. But, alas, it seems things have calmed down in your little, lush garden home (goodness, for being so inclined to help the poor you certainly have a lovely abode. I suppose your empathy can only reach so far for the homeless if you don’t mind living in hypocrisy). But fear not! Scorched Earth is always watching and looking to keep Free Companies active. As a result it’s our distinct pleasure to alert you that we have stolen away one of your members, Albert Truman. The most wonderful thing about this (for us, of course) is that he doesn’t seem to miss you in the least. In fact, he’s realized that your company’s goals are impossible and that every one of you, for all your talk, is unreliable. We’re pleased to accept him as the newest member of Scorched Earth! Best of days to you, lazy daydreamers, Scorched Earth

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Anonymous Says:

Hey, who painted the stables purple? Probably the same person who painted the bench, I'd wager. Also, nice new plaque! Really completes your house.

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Anonymous Says:

The front yard is starting to look like an overgrown mess. Who approved all these trees? It's a jungle out there! I think I even saw a Miqo'te in a tree that hissed at me as I walked by.

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Anonymous Says:

I saw a THING being delivered to this residence. A big, metal, THING. I slipped inside to investigate, but when I saw steam rising up from the basement, I lost my nerve. As a concerned citizen, I have a right to know: What. Is. The. Thing?

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Anonymous Says:

I keep hearing strange sounds coming through the walls to my bedroom from the ones near mine. I don't know if it's ghosts wailing, someone crying or something else. If someone's in trouble I want to help them! But if it's something different I don't want to embarrass myself and them by interrupting. Instead I've been singing so that I fill up the room with a different sound. But I'm not a great singer and I wonder if -I-sound like a wailing ghost and someone wonders if I'm OK. Vicious cycle.

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Anonymous Says

There is not one among you strong enough to do the "good" you so fervently believe you are doing. Do you think a nice word and a flower to the sick, corrupt and useless will change anything at all? If you refuse to get your hands dirty because it makes you feel "bad" then you are just part of the cancer that is spreading across Eorzea and will ultimately destroy it. You can't kiss cancer to make it feel better. You grit your teeth and cut it out.

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Anonymous Says:

I keep hearing about this secretive group called "Phoenix Down". Judging by their name, I can only assume they are a doomsday cult dedicated to ending all life as we know it in a fiery death. Or a phoenix hunting party. I suppose the feathers have to come from somewhere. Still, the naming convention they used amuses me to no end. Perhaps I will found an organization under the name of "Eye Drops"?

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Anonymous Says:

Area of Effect/A bright, shining example/Of organized crime

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Anonymous Says:

(This paper appears to have been submitted immediately following the unfinished one, and the writer appears to have somewhat calmed down)

It will bring me great sadness to see something happen to this company. My restless mind brings me great anguish, forcing me to contemplate every suspect's potential damage with horrific detail, every minor misstep I see being taken is like watching these people die right before my very eyes! Sometimes... it is too much to bear. Times like this I do not enjoy.

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Anonymous Says:

(The edges of this paper are crushed, as if they had been clamped with great amounts of pressure. The handwriting is wild and uncontrolled, the strokes made with swiftness and little restraint)

The individuals loitering about the company house are suspicious to no end. Those "Reign" individuals are not to be trusted under any circumstances. They have been plotting something, I witnessed them lurking about before Dovan arrived with those twins, and every fiber of my being cries out-

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Comment Moderator Says:

In response to the OOC question about how one submits a picture, like the one of Talin earlier, anonymously-- well, I'm not entirely sure. The Talin picture did not come anonymously, I just posted it that way. One thing you could try doing is uploading the picture to an image hosting site and then anonymously drop the direct link in the comment and I'll post it for you in the comment box. Go ahead and include any extra text that you want to be associated with the picture under the link and I'll get it up for you!

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Anonymous Says:

The floor cleaner in this place is garbage. It just makes the floors stickier! Though it does smell like apples... So I guess that is a plus. Also, the lamp oil is similarly broken. It doesn't even smell like apples! Get it together, people.

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Anonymous Says:

A green-haired woman was asking around recently about a "Dragonfly Prince," and I, not immune to the call of adventure and thrill of the unknown myself, set out to find this magnificent monarch for myself. Young miss, if it is true that you dwell here, I can only pray that my words reach you in time. Do not, I repeat, do NOT venture into the South Shroud in hopes of finding your prince. The creature that there resides is a monarch ogrefly. It is no hero. It is, I think, a villain. Beware!

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Anonymous Says:

One of you definitely needs to marry my sister before she becomes an old maid. Your thing is charity, right? Believe me, this is a charity case, for her and me both. If she brings home one more weird pet that is either a) hideous or b) cute now, but destined to one day become a savage apex predator, I don't know if I'll be cooking her, it, or just climbing in the stew pot myself. So what do you say? Will you make those wedding bells ring?

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Anonymous Says:

There's this plate of food that's been sitting here in the company chest for a couple of weeks now... It's got Albert's name on it, and I don't really feel like asking him about it. The little guy's kinda unnerving, with that stern look that's probably permanently stuck on his face. Did his parents not warn him about that? If it weren't for that moustache... He would probably have no friends. Whoops, did I just write that? My bad. I should probably stop writing now.