Anonymous Says
(The writing in this appears emotion-laden, with long heavy strokes in the lettering.) There are FOOTPRINTS! On my COUCH! And they are NOT LALAFELLIN FOOTPRINTS! The culprit and owner of said will prints WILL BE TRACKED DOWN and... Firmly reprimanded. Said reprimanding may or may not include mild dismemberment. Said mild dismemberment may or may not include removal of appendages utilized in the defilement of property.













