throw me in the fire baby, i'll survive.

victoria | 28 | ♀️ | white lesbian | virgo | 21+ mutuals can ask for my nsfw side blog |

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[um-jammer-tranny]

meeting a girl whos just way too good at flustering you like shes got a fucking cheat guide to all your weak points and every word is terrifyingly orchestrated towards your intoxicating demise

[um-jammer-tranny]

what does it mean when that girl says you already want to be owned by her and calls you her little uhaul lesbian

[um-jammer-tranny]

meeting a girl whos just way too good at flustering you like shes got a fucking cheat guide to all your weak points and every word is terrifyingly orchestrated towards your intoxicating demise

[um-jammer-tranny]

what does it mean when that girl says you already want to be owned by her and calls you her little uhaul lesbian

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

[irondive]

[virtualgirladvance]

[kushblazer666]

[kayliflower]

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

[coffee-n-kush]

[not-this-crude-matter]

[nessimaki-deactivated20141106]

[dialupmodern]

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

[nussstrudel]

“All right, anti-vaxxers. Let’s pretend you’re right. You’re not.
 Pretending is not science.” Hannah Gadsby - Douglas (2020)

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[calellon]

who up desiring me carnally

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[tigirl-and-co]

[cats4cancer]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[auckie]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

I downloaded the sex mod which took 1 hour to get to work and when i had sex with him my screen jittered and there were stock moaning sounds and i got one xp

[auckie]

[doghyde]

[nude-tayne]

[only-cat-memes]