Yer off the Edge of the Map Matey

Under construction. Indie rp blog for Captain Hector Barbossa from the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. Semi-selective. Penned by Khristle

[commodorebarbossa]

murderbreaksover‌:

     “ Word gets around very easily and very quickly, you know. Especially with that blasted Yelp site. An open door policy, with its own limitations to preserve our end of the deal, makes for better business. “ And that should just be common sense. 

     “ I would’ve suspected that a savvy businessman such as yourself would know that by now. We’re not all cut out for the business world, I suppose.  “ 

“Aye, but it helps when you have someone who’s commandeered the review sites. Any bad ones are sent down to Davy Jones’ Locker and quickly forgotten about, and the colours are all raised in our favor. Ye dont expect I keep this business afloat on purely excellent service, do ye? Arrrg.”

[commodorebarbossa]

((.... this blog... still exists

[captnshane]

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, November 8, 1908

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all the pirates are having fun burning and pillaging other ships but it’s 3am and you’re below deck just trying to get some sleep

[shephaestion]

#me as a pirate 

[commodorebarbossa]

Memory starters:

“If I can remember right, we were right here when it happened.”

“So many great things happened in this place.”

“It’s a vague memory, but I can still kind of recall…”

“I could never forget ______”

“It feels like it was just yesterday.”

“Forgive me if I don’t remember this right, but…”

“That’s my happiest memory. That time was the best time of my life.”

“I never want to forget that."

“This makes me cringe every time I remember it.”

“Ugh! I can’t believe you still remember I did that!”

“Oh, no! That’s such an embarrassing memory of you!”

“I can’t believe I actually did that. You’re not lying, right?”

“Past you was so different."

“We should just forget that ever happened.”

“I wish I could forget that ever happened.”

“I don’t want these memories anymore.”

“What if I just want to forget?”

“I want to remember, but I keep forgetting.”

“I want to forget, but I keep remembering.”

“That’s my worst memory. Why did you have to bring it up?”

“I can remember it so clearly, too.”

“You were so different in my memory.”

“I can’t seem to remember your face.”

“We made some pretty great memories together, huh?”

“We don’t have any good memories between us."

“Do you remember it too?”

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[ancientanimalart]

Terrace of the Lions, Delos ca. 600 BCE

Marble replicas of original statues facing the supposed birthplace of Apollo.

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[cfmusings-blog]

            and so here i am wondering,                                         ❛ should i punch you or kiss you? 

[venividivicii-blog]

Pirates of the Caribbean sentence meme! Quotes from all four movies under the cut - 300 total! Send in a sentence or send in ☠ for a random starter!

1. A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around! 2. Best start believing in ghost stories. You’re in one. 3. I feel nothing. 4. You’ve seen a ship with black sails that’s crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out? 5. But I have seen a ship with black sails. 6. So this is where your heart truly lies, then? 7. I’m actually feeling rather good about this. 8. I thought I had you figured. Turns out you’re a hard man to predict. 9. A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. 10. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for. 11. So we’re all men of our word, really. 12. Well, you’ve proven they’re mad. 13. That’s not much incentive to fight fair then, is it? 14. In a fair fight, I’d kill you. 15. Put it away. It’s not worth getting beat again. 16. I want you to leave and never come back. 17. I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means ‘no’. 18. Well, I suppose if it is worthless there’s no point in me keeping it. 19. The code is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules. 20. One good deed is not enough to save a man from a lifetime of wickedness.

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[lykusio]

Just a half hour warm up. It’s been a while since I’ve drawn digitally.  *Still rolling in feels*

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

“Buried on an island of dead what cannot be found except for those who know where it is. Find it, we did. There be the chest. Inside be the gold. And we took ‘em all. We spent ‘em and traded ‘em and frittered ‘em away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave ‘em away, the more we came to realize the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust…”

[commodorknorrington]

Pirates of the Caribbean + Onion headlines

[commodorebarbossa]

Bold what applies to your muse.

PLACE IN SOCIETY

Financial: Wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty

Medical: Fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged

Class or caste: Upper / middle / working / slave / Unsure / criminal

Education: Qualified / unqualified / studying

Criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no

FAMILY

Married - happily / Married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated

Has a child or children / has no children / wants children

Close with sibling(s) / Not close with sibling(s) / Has no siblings

Orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parents

TRAITS + TENDENCIES

Extroverted / Introverted / in between

Disorganised / Organised / in between

Close minded / Open minded  / in between

Calm / Anxious / in between

Disagreeable / Agreeable / in between

Cautious / Reckless / in between

Patient / impatient / in between

Outspoken / Reserved / in between

Leader / follower / in between

Empathetic / Unempathetic / in between

Optimistic / pessimistic / in between

Traditional / modern / in between

Hard working / lazy / in between

Cultured / un-cultured / in between / unknown

Loyal / disloyal / unknown 

Faithful / unfaithful / unknown

BELIEFS:

Monotheist / polytheist / atheist  / agnostic

Belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Belief in an afterlife:  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Belief in reincarnation:  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Belief in aliens:  yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

Religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious

Philosophical: yes / no

OPINIONS

Pro-suicide / anti-suicide / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-euthanasia / anti-euthanasia / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-choice / anti-abortion /  doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-marriage / anti-marriage / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-death penalty / anti-death penalty / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-drug legislation / anti-drug legislation / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-murder / anti-murder / doesn’t know or on the fence

Pro-cannibalism / anti-cannibalism / doesn’t know or on the fence

Left wing / right ring / middle / doesn’t know or on the fence

SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION

Allosexual / Asexual

Alloromantic / Aromantic / demiromantic

Sex repulsed  / sex neutral / sex favourable

Romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable

Sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious

Potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

Potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

ABILITIES

Combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

HABITS

Drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Medicinal drugs: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess