[angrypsychologist]

❤️

[mymodernmet]

[sunbeamdaydreams-deactivated202]

[angiecarojas]

[sausagepartyofficial]

hello, did Eric Andre actually give out your real (I'm guessing by now you've changed it) cell number on his show?

Yeah man fuck that dude

[queenwhiskey]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

if somebody has a voodoo doll of me and keeps forcing it to make poor life decisions please stop

[bombing]

girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

BDSM

Bernie Da Sanders Man

[littleprecocious]

[goghplnt]

digital art based on @aestheticsock ‘s post :)

[supermodelgif-deactivated201507]

[colorgrl]

[8-bitfiction]

[wolfman-hot-dog-blog]

Which is better: a Dog WITH a Backpack or a Dog IN a Backpack

[gentle-step]

Clearly a big dog with a backpack containing a smaller dog

[wolfman-hot-dog-blog]

True

[doctorpeppers]

[woodelf68]

Port-a-puppy

[aquaticsparkles]

[pikajpg-deactivated20170409]

[caspzr-deactivated20190316]