Thinking Out Loud Here

Just gimme a sec.

[madphantom]

You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.

[pingintech]

THIS!!! ^^^ get you at least a lil panza or i will send pizzas to your house

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[homunculus-argument]

The problem with "treat yourself like you would treat a friend :)" is that I can't treat myself like I treat someone that I'm not personally responsible of. I don't have to make anyone else get out of bed. I don't have to make anyone else do their work. I don't have to make anyone else maintain a social life. I don't have to make anyone else do their hobbies and chores. I'm not in charge of anyone else's life, of course I don't have to hold them to the same standards. And I can't verbally express how fast my entire shit would asplode if I treated myself like I treat people who are not my personal responsibility.

[buglass]

18+ ᴍᴅɴɪ

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The AU where Jack and Titus are twins nix Ursula…

Jack is precise when it comes to the hunt. He likes the after more than the chase, unlike his twin. Jack will hold a scalpel to you just to stitch you up again, then wipe the same tears he caused away. Titus is feral as he hunts you down, chasing that adrenaline high of going after you through thickets of trees and bushes.

And when they both have had their fill of doing what they want with you, they’re keen on making you feel good between apologies. Well, Jack apologizes—a man of verbal affirmation. Whereas his twin, he believes showing you is most important.

So Jack massages your breasts, leaving splotches and kisses along fragile skin while Titus is positioned between your legs, tongue-deep between slick and swollen lips inviting him in.

“Knew you couldn’t be broken,” Jack whispers directly into your ear while nibbling the lobe.

You moaned in response, Titus’ dark eyes coming up to watching your spine arch off the bed. Jack twiddled one of your nipples between the pads of his fingers and covered your mouth with his. His cock twitch from the taste of blood there awaiting him.

When Jack pulled back, he watched his twin pull your second orgasm from you, their eyes meeting. Titus was lifting his head, a malicious smile crossing his face.

“I think Jackie means to say we’re half sorry for playing a little too rough. Do you forgive us?” Titus lapped at your sensitive clit, forcing you to jump in response.

You groaned weakly, ultimately unresponsive as the twins moved fluidly around you to continue their tending.

A/N: full fic might be loading…

[byjove]

I think a lot of people are pro-life because they know they would have been aborted, that is secretly their motivation and not actually a misguided interpretation of Christian theology or a belief that life begins at conception. They’re say shit like “What if your mom aborted you?” like, okay I wouldn’t be here, that really wasn’t on the table because my parents really wanted me and was on fertility treatments to try to have me. Would your mom have aborted you? Is that what this is all about, you wouldn’t have been born if your mother wasn’t coerced/forced to carry you to term and give birth to you so you feel like everyone else should be forced to give birth to their annoying baby?

[winged-void]

it's so hard talking to people with normative views on shit someone will say "i lost five pounds this month!" and im not supposed to say "im so sorry" or "you wanna get high and try to get em back?"? fuckkkkkkkk this shit is so hard im NOT getting that promotion

[rylandgraces]

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

[ryan-fluff]

rocky's crew died because of radiation poisoning, something humans have studied so extensively grace was able to recognize it in a second. grace's crew died because nobody was watching them sleep, something eridians do for each other naturally

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

[catchymemes]

[commonlyknownasidgaf]

@pukicho i think this is you

[tallowandport]

Humans are pretty prone to mimicking noises. like even subconsciously. sometimes we even unintentionally pick up entirely different accents. and you literally can't tell me you've never meowed or woofed or chirped back at a cat/dog/bird at least once in your life (unless you are physically/audibly unable to do so).

So Grace 1000% starts picking up and mimicking Eridian noises.

One day, Rocky will be working on something, only to freeze as he hears Grace behind him suddenly exclaim in fluent Eridian "SHIT!"

Turns out Eridian swear words are usually expressed in the same decibel that humans can whistle in.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[commonlyknownasidgaf]

The type of shit I see after I get the celiac diagnosis. ://

[strangestcase]

Good news! This story exists, it’s called The Strange Case Of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[verenakauer]

I know there's a popular headcanon that Grace's crew died because of feeding tubes malfunction (based on the paperwork Grace was doing right before the explosion), but — in the book he specifically says that even after the accident he kept dealing with that same paperwork on minor Hail Mary issues, so I doubt that feeding tube problem was left unaddressed. May I offer instead:

Grace was put into coma by the people who cared about him. They (especially Yáo being Yáo) probably double-triple-quadruple checked everything. They watched him sleep for those first few days — I doubt they went into coma immediately after leaving Earth's orbit. They probably talked to him, assuring him that he'll be okay.

Ilyukhina's coma procedure was probably supervised by Yáo. He made sure that everything was in order, but — he is just one man and he is not a doctor. There was much more room for mistakes.

When Yáo went to sleep, he was alone. He had to rely on the technology completely.

We know that he died first.

[aesthetichoney2111]

Our saving Grace.