I'm that Bysshe

I'm a big slut for words. Same name on ao3. Header by hallowcryptidstudio

[burningvelvet]

a twitter thread that actually killed me

[lutheban]

How to traumatize your alien crab friend in his first visit to your home planet (yes they're on earth)

[hrtsdsre]

underneath the stars alight for 13 billion years

the view is beautiful, and ours alone

[zeiat]

reblogged a post with a correction about spray sunscreens (they work way less well than you think) but then decided the very small number of people who might see my reblog wasn't worth the likelihood that people would read it as me discouraging sunscreen use and come to yell at me so i deleted it.

but FYI, here in my own post:

spray sunscreens don't work very well

neither do (most) sunscreen sticks

in general, michelle wong (a.k.a. lab muffin beauty science), a chemistry PhD who is very passionate about sunscreen and spends a lot of time debunking sunscreen misinformation, is a useful resource for learning about sunscreen! both the above links go to videos she made. here is another: many many sunscreen questions answered

and yes, use sunscreen!!!

[wumbsie]

Grocky VGen sketch c0mmission 🔗My Vgen🔗

[sovietnam]

[katlovesshrimps]

many such cases

[cowboysoupbowl]

cowboy kisses

[lovetositinsilence]

little charthur comic inspired by the bounty hunter scene in the fields ✨

[veckati]

little johnny

[whoslinger]

Arthur if he was older or something, tho I feel like he doesn't look as old as I meant to make him, and them expression lines and whatnot kinda disappeared after I put the posterise effect so MEHHHHHH

I've been kinda "obsessed" drawing older guys. I feel like my brain skipped all of the 20s and all of the 30s and 40s all the way to the 50s and now I just want the slowest of lives and the simplest of things.

I already got the bloody chronic pain, I might as I well just embrace the old man that lives inside me and get myself an old TV set to watch me stupid football games while I pet my lazy dogs. Which is what I do partially when I'm not freaking out about everything else I have to do.

Anyway we're back at it, I'm obsessed with art againnnnnnnn lessssgoooooo

[soggyskinflaps]

Mustelidae family in a nutshell

[knucklecurve]

filthy, filthy read

[artrefineries]

OPs addition in the notes that I wanted to add because the posts' comments are-

[tlirsgender]

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

[tlirsgender]

When they're not dangerous like a hunter but dangerous like a spooked horse kicking your skull in

[tlirsgender]

Let's hear it for prey animal rage let's hear it for killing everyone else in the world before you'll let them catch you

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[bluestockingbaby]

[ivvyela]

nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

ao3 goes down for two days.