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[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

[spite-cadet]

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Book: she was a lesbian

Screen adaptation:

[sparrow-va]

Book: “…he asked calmly.”

Movie:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Book: “she was plain and not very attractive”

Film:

[theuninspirednovelist]

Book : She was …

Film:

[aberrantemotion]

None of the images will load but I know exactly what they all look like

[fullpraxisnow]

“[I]t is actually more expensive to be poor than not poor. If you can’t afford the first month’s rent and security deposit you need in order to rent an apartment, you may get stuck in an overpriced residential motel. If you don’t have a kitchen or even a refrigerator and microwave, you will find yourself falling back on convenience store food, which — in addition to its nutritional deficits — is also alarmingly overpriced. If you need a loan, as most poor people eventually do, you will end up paying an interest rate many times more than what a more affluent borrower would be charged. To be poor — especially with children to support and care for — is a perpetual high-wire act.”

— It Is Expensive to Be Poor | The Atlantic

[bae-in-maine]

“Poverty charges interest ” holy hell. Ive never read$heard someone put it that way before. But its so friggen true.

[punkshitposts]

Hope this isn’t a dumb question. I was wanting to put some different laces on my boots and I was wondering if different colors meant different stuff. I just like how they look and I don’t want to give off a message I don’t want to. If that makes sense

this is actually a really great question!! if you’re wearing docs, your lace color does mean something in the punk scene! color meanings do vary by region, but here’s some common ones –

purple = gay/lgbt pride, or anti-skinhead (the bad ones not the good ones)

yellow = anti-racist

blue = killed a cop

white = white pride

red = neonazi

~ mod Civ

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[cryptonomicapaintspecialist]

hi guys bones here. I am so sorry to do this from a burner blog and also for this but there is no other way. (also my ex knows my art blog so this is just for safety.)  Ko-fi.com/starifishbones

[ihateauthority]

[frottinq]

How long are we going to let shit like this happen before we realize that private property is fucking stupid.

[glumshoe]

“If you’re not interested in the gritty realism of a story in which your favorite characters could die horribly at any time, it’s because you’re a naive comfort-reader who can’t handle hard-hitting fiction.”

No, friend. I just prefer to read stories featuring characters I find interesting, and if they drop out of the narrative, I no longer find the story compelling.

[glumshoe]

“The real world features graphic sex and senseless violence! If you can’t handle merciless realism in a piece of writing, you’re kind of a delicate snowflake.”

The real world also contains yeast infections, bowel movements, jury duty, and standstill traffic. A narrative dense with attention to these things is going to lose my interest very quickly. “Realism” is seldom a selling point in fiction.

[diamentrix]

What?

[glumshoe]

You and others are missing my point. I’m not saying that dark themes in fiction are bad and everything that isn’t comforting escapist fantasy is wrong. I like comforting escapist fantasy AND disturbing horror that doesn’t end well for characters I love. One of my favorite stories involves the hopeless destruction of humanity by a mindless alien force. Another centers around an asshole protagonist trapped in an endless cycle of his own mistakes and the deaths of everyone he has ever loved while horrible destiny looks on without pity. One of my favorite short stories is unbridled body horror about the reproductive politics between a species of alien centipedes and their human hosts.

HOWEVER. I object to the idea that the mere fact that a story contains dark themes makes it good or intellectual or superior to stories that do not. There’s this truly insufferable circlejerk attitude among a lot of people that if you don’t enjoy a story that bills itself as dark and gritty, it’s because you “just can’t handle realism” and you would like the story if only you were tough and smart enough.

Some people don’t like dark themes, period! It’s not a reflection of their “ability to handle the real world”. Some people, like myself, like dark themes in certain contexts but don’t consider them a selling point if there’s nothing about the story they find compelling enough to stick around through them, such as favorite characters.

[qumi]

idc if someone changes their pronouns twenty times. they are finding themselves and you need to fucking respect that and get over yourself

[improbableheadshots-deactivated]

Same with names. Don’t refuse to call someone by their preferred name because they’re changing it often. They’re finding what they like and what they’re comfortable with. Don’t be an asshole.

[thewigmaster]

[quantumacid]

Paranoia

[destroymylife]

[ask-games-deactivated20150805]

Crayon Color Asks

[noahkahanverison]

Bubble Gum: Gender?

Almond: Hair color?

Aquamarine: Eye color?

Asparagus: Birthday?

Cerise: First name?

Dandelion: Middle name?

Leather Jacket: Long or short hair?

Pink Sherbert: Short or tall?

Lavender: Braces?

Manatee: Smoker or non smoker?

Mountain Meadow: Drank or still drink alcohol?

Wisteria: Ever done drugs?

Emerald: Favorite thing about yourself?

Black Shadows: Something you’re allergic to?

Denim: Any diseases?

Raw Umber: Sexual orientation?

Misty Moss: Kissed anyone other than family?

Outer Space: Had sex?

Shadow: Name of crush?

Smashed Pumpkin: Why you like the person you do?

Magic Mint: Number of people you dated?

Steel Teal: Longest time you’ve dated someone?

Thistle: Number of best friends?

Eggplant: Number of siblings?

Fuchsia: Number of pets?

Plum: Still live with parent(s)?

Razzmic Berry: Name of your mother?

Sonic Silver: Name of your father?

Sea Serpent: Both parents still alive?

Eucalyptus: Country you live in?

Salmon: Place you wish to live or visit?

Winter Sky: Number of days missed from school this year?

Mystic Maroon: Met anyone famous?

Dark Venetian Red: Dream job?

Radical Red: Aesthetic?

Malachite: Something you love?

Moonstone: Something you love the smell of?

Bittersweet: Favorite music artist?

Lemon Glacier: Favorite album?

Inchworm: Favorite song?

Scarlet: Favorite book?

Unmellow Yellow: Favorite TV show?

Wild Blue Yonder: Favorite movie?

Blue Bell: Favorite restaurant?

Medium Orange: Favorite fruit?

Mulberry: Favorite vegetable?

Canary: Favorite class in school?

Periwinkle: Favorite website?

Black: Favorite season?

Ruby: Favorite holiday?

Midnight: Favorite day of the week?

Maximum Purple: Favorite time of day?

Permanent Geranium Lake: Favorite flower?

Sea Green: Favorite animal?

Timberwolf: Movie theater or Netflix?

Blizzard Blue: Buying music or downloading from YouTube?

[liberalsarecool]

Reform student loans. Relieve student debt.

[anthropophagiie]

This tiny octopus, whose body measured about five centimeters across, was spotted swimming along at a depth of 825 meters as we explored Whiting Seamount, off Puerto Rico.

[pissedoffpineapple]

its little floPPY EARS

[antifainternational]

The Koch brothers gave this genius a bazillion $$$$ to post racist tweets and this is the best he can do.  

[sproutdistro]