Said During D&D Starter Meme
Wine isn’t flammable enough. You need vodka or something.
Am I allowed to dance on her grave?
Look, I’m all for destroying things, but…
Are you still on the ceiling?
Are you /more/ or /less/ undead than [name]?
If you’re still alive by then, go ahead.
I will explain nothing. You must discover.
I know it was rude, okay?
I’m not happy about this, okay? I don’t like hurting people!
How many miles per hour is that?
There’s blood everywhere!
What’s a good song for this situation?
Will you seek revenge?
This is a family-friendly establishment, sir.
This is the third time you’ve run away over the course of this fight, if you’re keeping track.
That doesn’t count as a costume, it’s just a hat.
He’s all talk. He’s never actually killed you.
Wait, do you not have any money?
Well, maybe the demon has devoured multiple people.
He is not a scaredy cat.
None of us came here to fight a vampire.
What happened? Where are you?
Who did she get murdered by?
The vampire killed her, but not with his mouth.
You killed her! You set the fire she died in!
Doesn’t he know that tweets can be 140 characters?
Are there any other figures of authority?
This entire town wants to kill me, so I owe them nothing.
Wolves aren’t necessarily considered townsfolk. Can they vote?
Who do you report to?
These people don’t like us.
I don’t know what we can even do to help them.
That’s not my name and you know it.
This is by far the worst contract I have ever been on.
Now everybody wants to steal!
I’m not a thief, I’m a lady. And an arsonist.
It’s a bonfire.
Is the frog a good guy or a bad guy?
I feel like we’ve accomplished nothing.




















