OKAY FINALLY GETTING TO WATCH THE MOVIE ITSELF AND NOT JUST THE MVS SO LIVE THOUGHTS DOWN UNDER THE CUT. And then after the live thoughts I'll throw in my notes from the mv movie night.
Oh my god Maddox's little dance I'm gonna cream he's everything. And the fucking. Great, need to get a soundbit of him going "kitten" now. For funsies.
Love Max's "if you don't like the trick I'm gonna be upset". Like man he's way too good at manipulating a bitch.
I'm so scared of finding Luis cheesy because I absolutely loved For Once In Our Lives. Also FUCK I need to rework Robbie because I just. don't vibe with him.
Ooooh a sleep spell from afar? Hot.
Okay it was a lil robot thing that does it a little less for me but okay. It's fun.
So Bridget is fully expecting Maddox's first appearance at the palace to be peaceful? Like she braces the cards but she isn't going on the defensive as quick as I'd expect.
Fucking what??? "You're not fooling anyone you're just like your father" WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE PEOPLE SO MEAN TO HIM ABOUT HIS FAMILY. Oh wait these people are supposed to be kids of course they're going to be mean. They're high schoolers. I feel like the average high schooler may have more tact than this but idk. I was never really in fights back in school.
Fay you munchkin what are you doing at Auradon Prep. I thought you were at the college.
By terrorizing the kingdoms with his inventions, I am imagining Magitek armour a la FFVI. Like for some reason Narshe specifically. Which honestly I can imagine Wonderland = Esper World? idk anyways so is the Isle also just their fucking asylum too??? Jesus fucking Christ like it wasn't bad enough.
Okay I like Hazel. She's a wonderful addition to the Hook family. And GOD I WANNA WRITE A FIC ABOUT THEM BEING FRIENDS AND HANGING OUT AND I KNOW IT'D JUST BE THE MOST BORING SHIT I'D EVER WRITE
Put your mom in danger and also committed a fair man to a life of surviving on trash? Though to be fair it doesn't seem like Red knows much about the Isle because she had no thoughts about that back in Merlin Academy. She never thought "while I'm at it I wonder if I can just keep like the past forty years of war and fascism from happening", she just had eyes on her mother. So I kinda wonder if she's going to learn a little about the Isle and the VKs she identified with.
Okay I would be kinda put off too if the people that were just softcore bullying me suddenly showed up to tag along with me and my bestie.
Oh my flipping fucking god the Smees are our token potheads. Fuck it, aight.
Aahh Felix is so fun. If he doesn't get much to do in this movie I'll just sweep up what we got and run with it. I love him.
Actually haven't seen a character I don't love, even- for as much as I find him flaccid- Robbie.
"Each mirror shows you an eviler, hotter version of yourself. Hazel's broke because even in a borderland of reality, that mirror wasn't strong enough to hold such sheer rizz. Max just saw himself with glasses."
... Squirmus be needing that protein ig? Reminds me of Renfield from Dracula: Dead and Loving It. How many "raisins" does this man consume a day.
Pretty nice of him kinda to let her have wiggle room in her own palace? Not a ton obviously but better than one room. Then again from what I can tell Maddox knows full well the importance of wiggle room.
The squeaky hammers are giving me Running Man flashbacks.
Ohhhh I love the VKs here. They're friends. They're friends. They're friends :,(
Okay the transition between the movie to Mad is funny. Or maybe it's because my audio's funny but it just feels funny. And the way he just turns and starts dancing at the camera. fnnuy
Don't blame Felix for having bird game :( Not his fault, the bird kissed him :(
The VKs are such fun friends but SERIOUSLY YEAH GO AHEAD AND DRIVE IN THE PARENTAL ISSUES? IN PARENTAL ABUSE ISLAND??
So in this case Max is not intentionally leading them into the torture dollhouse like I thought at first. Ohhh fuck I'm gonna feel bad for him.
For some reason at the beginning I thought Maddox was just doing the whole torture nexus controlling from his kitchen. Which like honestly same that's where I get up to most of my thinking too.
"I should never have let you return back home" hm. Hmmmm.
"The way you beg and plead is putting back my smile" HUH. I should put up a counter of how many times I mention how down bad I am for Maddox. And maybe a separate counter for Max idk.
Was I right in NIN vibes? There's a vibe to the breakdown that just hits something in my music taste that isn't being itched anywhere else.
The motion he did at "I already have" looks like part of the Perfect Princess dance. Anyway.
"You're getting fingerprints on my crystal" bitch he just closed the torture dollhouse. Those children may have been squished. Also I can think of elsewhere those fingerprints may be suited.
"You underestimate me... and MY GIRLS" enter army of cheshire kittens he may or may not be the sire to
Do I. Want to know what the fuck is that squishy shit. Do I wanna know. No, I don't think I do. Flipping fuck that.
Because in universe they're being treated like disney park actors. Interesting.
I was almost going to compliment Chloe for clocking the dodo but honey you're saying all this in front of the dodo. Enjoy, now Maddox knows what's up.
Max speaks fucked up Magitek bird. Wonderful.
Oh god the way Red just asks "are you coming" and doesn't even look longer than that. Oh no they're gonna make me feel feelings. Oh nooooo my poor feely bones.
God help anyone reading through this. I hope this is funny. Anyways <3
Oh so that's just literally without context. or at least with minimal context. I thought maybe it'd be explained with like at least a Hatter's Tea joke but nope. Nope, they're just stuck in the borderlands.
"This mirror leads straight to her bedroom :)"
Weirdly enough Maddox had that line to Red's room. Like I make that joke but we had that already.
Oh I love their friendship as adults. I mean I'm not sure if I call "meh leave it to the council" friendship, but still. Frickin dawwww.
"I wasn't expecting lesbians tonight but oh well"
Pink is their resident holder of the bag of holding eh?
Hazel was quick to accept a cat speaking into her ear. Does this happen often? Does she often trust cats to lead her thoughts? Hazel ratatouille.
And so they have a dance-off/orgy to- okay no they're just using that roman strategy of military gay sex okay. fucking okay.
Aww his flex framed Red's face.
THAT THING HAZEL DID RAKING HER HOOK DOWN RED'S CHEST? EX-FUCKING-SQUEAK ME???
Somehow this does kinda feel like an average camping sequence in BG3
Midsummer Night's Dream ass motherfuckers
No no, absolutely let Chloe in on the conversation too. I mean yeah Maddox was personal to Red so I get why, but still.
That hat's a fucking trouper. It's been around since Merlin Academy while he's out here smashing cups on it?
Yeeeep. Why they put the little rabbit hole mirrors on my screen in the form of Chloe and everyone being so aggressive towards her.
The way Max and Red step out from their little sitting area definitely comes off that they were making out sloppy style on the bench
They need to talk about their plans like that one SCP that you can only talk about through pictures.
Ow Chloe's back from waking up on the chess board. Owwww.
RAAAAA I mean yeah I personally disagree with chess strategy being so formulaic too but. Come on.
Okay so my computer hates a post this long and I probably won't be able to get through the movie tonight at this clip so I'll cut this off at Dancing With The Enemy and hope I can get my hands on the movie tomorrow.
