[backpaws]

kinda obsessed w this person who uses gyroids as bongs in their dispensary they made in acnh

[ryebreadgf]

1. should we throw a party should we invite bella hadid

2. you people can’t do anything

3. name one hobby you have outside of media consumption

4. I think you guys might be thinking about yourselves too much

[ryebreadgf]

5. hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, ladykins... we could use the wood!

6. name one toxin/hormone and its function

[kienava]

[bvbblebeam]

from @ceruleanfuckup

[primulaceas]

this gif is like a poem to me

[sovietnam]

[memewhore]

[queer-as-city-folk]

tumblr users are living in a world wholly their own which I can not help but envy

[artbyblastweave]

Martial artists in my nefarious employ recently developed a technique known as the "antisamsara punch" which, when delivered successfully, forcibly ejects the target from the cycle of rebirth and death and propels them to a direct state of total enlightenment, followed by complete ego death. At which point they don't care when we take all of their things

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[henstomper]

[antimasculist]

at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

[shinyhappygoth]

The Least Specific Movie Night Ever

The Thing

The Stuff

The Substance

The Entity

It

The Others

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[dogpuppy]

[souleater]

[ashberrrry]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

[dogpuppy]