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frogboydan

thesunshore

coming out dramatically and redundantly is PEAK gay culture

fonzworthcutlass

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

gaze4u-deactivated20201021

$50 maybe

gendernihilistanarchocommunist

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

chaoticprincecloud

Put it out so the universe can pull it in sis!!

gifak-net

earthdad

when you’re just having one of those days

canadad-deactivated20171111

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

egberts

the flat earth society bought a $20,000 super accurate laser gyroscope to prove the earth doesn’t rotate 15 degrees per hour and they kept getting results that proved it does so they kept altering the test to try and make it not drift 15 degrees but it didn’t work so they just said “well we still don’t believe it and we have other stuff that proves it so whatever”

scootsenshi

Old people can"t understand when younger people are willing to cut a whole relative off. They have lived their entire lives in guilt or based on some sense of loyalty to someone based on blood. People will abuse you betting on that fact, just because ya’ll are blood that means you have to accept it. No, you don’t.

stephrc79

Remember boys, girls, and nonbinaries, the phrase isn’t blood is thicker than water.

It’s actually the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Which literally means the family you choose is and always will be more an important than the family you were born into. So you do you.

rose-clementine

babyanimalgifs

Cute Maine Coon kittens that are actually giant waiting to grow up

(@mycat_cattery, @beastmodethecat)

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anotherpapercut

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

anotherpapercut

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

beka-tiddalik

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

happybecauseofgrace

the moon knows.

vantekay

If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point