This is me trying

Caitlyn, 27. Welcome to the low budget variety show. Icon from GxddessOfChaos.

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time

[depsidase]

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[regging]

this is for a part-time job as a barista

[inactiveaccount082024]

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

[chasetriesagain]

If minimum wage you'd like to make, This ancient quiz you'll have to take.

Step right up, but be prepared. Those who fail are poverty-snared. Question One! If your labor proves most fruitful, Raking quarters by the bootful, Who should excess profits reap, Me the wolf or you the sheep? Question Two! If, by merit, you're made pope, What will be your fervent hope? Law and order justly paired? Or mercy and the guilty spared?

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Put my most popular tumblr post, my family would be traumatized

[recoveryposting]

"nothing tastes as good as skinny feels!" what the hell have you been eating that tastes worse than being cold, tired, and irritable ??

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[zxiqky-wicky]

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

[demon-rum]

>^>

[jacobtheloofah]

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what you’d prefer

[caffeine-in-an-iv]

I feel sorry for the people who don’t have a socialist for an uncle. You’re telling your uncle to stop rage baiting you on Instagram, mine is sending me memes about how hard we’re gonna party on the day It happens. We are not the same

[garashir]

[whitakers-intern]

robby entertained by his daughter while his other daughter has a panic attack (2026, in color)

[schistcity]

i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren't allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.

[iliyad]

three things can be true:

Langdon's behaviour towards Santos in s1 was inexcusable, and he owes her an apology which she is not obligated to accept

Santos needs to be able to conduct herself professionally when working alongside him in front of patients regardless

Garcia was out of line for the manner in which she reprimanded Santos publicly, though she was right to draw a line in the sand

[caffeine-in-an-iv]

Ok fine I’ll come out as neutral about dogs. I like my friends dogs! I think they’re cute and I like to play with them! I do not like their slobber or their frito paws or the fact that their hair gets everywhere I’m sorry. I ended up default dog sitter for several friends and I don’t know how because I’m dog neutral.

[1965cannibalium]

jack: no seriously don't worry about me

samira, who was definitely not giving two fucks about him: anyway, my patient the diabetic—

[da-pitt]

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[caffeine-in-an-iv]

Y’all have creepy drunkle Joe, meanwhile I have socialist uncle rob, who lets me know about hot protests in my area and when catching up, lets me know that he and his neighbors are pushing back on a company trying to open up an AI data center in their neighborhood.

[thebootydiaries]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]