✦✮𝐌𝐚𝐱/𝐑𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐧✮✦

✦𝐈𝐭/𝐇𝐞✦ ✦𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐭. 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞'𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐭𝐨𝐨.✦ ✦𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫!! @vampireofdoom✦ ✦𝐃𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 :𝟑✦ ✦𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐫✦ ✦𝐀𝐜𝐞𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜✦ ✦𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫✦ ✦𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭✦ ✦𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭✦ ✦@𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐞✦

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[vampirejuno]

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

[larrrrs]

Theres always something wrong with me i must be so exhausting to love

[fashion-ysta]

I hate having big fat fucking tits jesus christ

[sophiasharp]

Congrats everyone, we made it to two whole pages on Ao3!

We are! So mentally ill!

[these-are-not-my-titties]

our own patron saint of one way trips

[stealingpotatoes]

my cat is always so very definitely calm when he sees his cat carrier and is suuuuper chill about going to the vets

[fuckbeinghuman2]

licking your homeboy so he's nice and groomed isn't gay bro. its just normal canine behavior.

[dude-who-likes-dudes]

this year I will become even more evil, gay, and perverted

[zxlofttt]

"does puppy want a treat?" puppy wants to slit his fucking wrists

[just-sawyer-28]

"Why do you workout?"

erm... probably so I can pick up my boyfriend and twirl him arouhnd and carry him when his feet hurt

[iinsawdious]

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

[iinsawdious]

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

[onyxeatsu]

one day, i wont grab my phone first thing after waking up, but a boy instead. i wont force a harsh screen against my eyes, but slowly wake up to the sight of a sweet boy beside me. my hands will reach out to grab onto him and cuddle close. my eyes will gaze upon his face and body . my mind will begin to stir not because of the internet, but because of the warmth waiting just inches beside me.

[pupzlovez]

a guy that reassures and cares abt my feelings is a guy that gets my complete devotion to a pathetic almost doglike degree. btw. not anyone in particular tho. ofc not.

[pupzlovez]

mlm doesnt actually stand for men loving men, guys. It stands for mlem lem mlem because im poking boys on the cheek wit my tongue then nomming them. Im a dog. Arf, bro. Arf arf.

[vampireofdoom]

FLOYDDD