world of computer love

hi, i'm hal. this is an objectum/computer sideblog for me to be silly on. sfw but dirty jokes sometimes || posts from cr3ntist

[bloodenjoyer]

Me and the terrifying supercomputer i pulled by understanding the sexual allure of the machine

[gayhoediaz]

do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

[teaboot]

HES SO HAPPY HE JUST LOVES FANS SO MUCH

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

Putting teaboot's tags here too because this joy for life needs to be shared I think

[alivehouse]

?? on my post with a recording from a decommissioned satellite

[alivehouse]

Visit Original Link

this iswhat good pussy sounds like

[ayziak]

Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

[lytefoot]

Listen, that is a mandatory safety feature. This is like saying, "Behind every building that starts on fire, there's an architect who specifically installed a fire alarm for just this occasion." Yeah, of course.

If the eyes didn't turn red when the robots turned evil, that wouldn't stop it turning evil, it would just mean you don't have any warning!

[the-sage-libriomancer]

Some of my faves from the tags

[thegroovyarchives]

50's-60's Blue Transistor Radios 1. Trav-Ler T-202, 1959 2. Airline GSE 1526A, late 1950's 3. Emerson 915, 1960 4. Motorola A8, 1961 5. Admiral Y-2998, 1961 6. RCA Victor 8-X-8L, 1957 7. Westinghouse H742T4, 1960 8. Philco G826-124, 1959 From Genuine Plastic Radios of the Mid-Century, Ken Jupp & Leslie Piña, 1998.

[reallyunreael]

Been making a Pinterest board of objectum coded advertisements and here are some of the less shared ones I’ve found. Can we bring more advertisements like this back

[obj3ctophiliac]

honorable mentions of these nintendo advertisements

[thrawlane]

had an idea

[dancefevers]

are some of you guys computer viruses be honest

[thefiresontheheight]

Can I successfully get the eroticism of the machine girlies to eroticize typewriters? I've been looking at typewriters all week. Come on, you could fuck that

[thefiresontheheight]

She'll literally say whatever you want her to. Like, come on. This is a dutiful and loyal girl to me. Old fashioned, but could last more or less forever if you treat her right. Stick your dick in there.

[mx-marriott]

A bot’s touch

[microposting]

GREAT news something squishy toys has cord jacks now. in case you wanted to get fucked with a cord jack. perv.

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

fucking a girl with the aux cable strap on and she starts moaning in my voice

[glitchgirlgasm]

you have no idea how much i need this

[y2kcompatible]

[sunshine-tattoo]

man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

[pigswithwings]

transmission

[pigswithwings]

Would be so epics of you to draw objectum art of superstructures. Sniles so sneetly.

anything for you boss

[pigswithwings]

companion pieces about connection

[skelotom]

I've been iffy about posting this one, it's not at all like what I would prefer to make. So...obviously this isn't just a trans allegory. I mean I would love to be able to be a nightmarish eldritch creature of flesh and metal, but that's not the main point of these renderings.

I'm tired of insatiable greed dominating the world. I'm tired of being squeezed for more and more while making less and less. I'm tired of not even being able to help everyone I care about, let alone my broader community.

Imagine having an incomprehensible amount of wealth and choosing to increase it further instead of making lives better. I will never understand billionaires or our corporate overlords.

[makingimages]