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harbinger-of-silly

All gays will go to hellsite

king-of-oreo

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

well it's not a handshake.

bungerc0re

does anyone have that post i need it

notahorseindisguise

halondrus

thebibliosphere

I booked myself in for a massage tomorrow with my physio lady cause my jaw and neck are all locked up from the dentist today and it makes you fill out a little questionnaire to better tell your PT what kind of treatment you need. except when I was filling it in I’d just taken a bunch of pain killers and words were hard but then I logged back in to make sure I’d actually booked it and

Reason for your visit?

What kind(s) of pain are you experiencing?

Special Requests

chocolate-mintdromeda

I shouldn’t be laughing, I feel awful, but I’m just imagining you addressing a person this way.

thebibliosphere

Don’t feel too bad, my physio lady was pissing herself laughing when I showed up. Everytime she tried to pull up my profile to talk about the appointment she’d devolve into hearty chuckling while apologizing continually for laughing at my expense.

And for anyone wondering she was able to ease a considerable amount of the pain. Even while occasionally breaking out into bouts of barely suppressed giggling.

#fiX it #fave

garaks-padded-bra

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

garaks-padded-bra

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

cafiffle

like this