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(Undyne):
Undyne looked at the other in confusion, mainly as she sensed something seemed to be bothering them now, even if she was a bit dense and couldn’t tell by looking at them. “Uh, no? I know the Captain of the Royal Guard is Greatest Dog. He’s, like, super big and super tough from what I’ve seen.” The guppy wondered if she was maybe being tested or something, though her senses told her otherwise. “Can’t say I’ve ever heard of you before. I only know of King Asgore, King of the Underground.” Well, she was having doubts about being in the Underground so this just proves she isn’t there anymore.
Undyne then began trying to use every ounce of her brain to figure out what was going on, though it all came back to that strange grey door in Waterfall. The guppy knew every inch of Waterfall like the back of her hand, yet that door had just appeared. The door was clearly stranger than she thought. “This is like the stuff Dr. Gaster talks about in science class when he gets too into his science stuff. I normally tune it out, though he’s got these awesome theories about different worlds and timelines.” The young monster may dislike science, though even she got behind those theories.
“Of course I can become Captain of the Royal Guard, though I know it’s gonna take a lot of work, but it’ll be easy for me.” Undyne was aware that her goal would be hard, requiring constant training and hard work, though to her it was still something she could do. “You know, the Underground. Where all monsters live after being sealed under the mountain.” It was basic history that everyone learned when they were little. The guppy’s stomach would suddenly growl again, showing that she needed something to eat. “Not to rush, though I could use something to eat now.” It seemed the young monster either wasn’t bothered by the fact she might not be in the Underground or didn’t completely understand the situation.
She very quickly stopped listening to what the child had to say.
“...He’s got these awesome theories about different worlds and timelines.”
“Aight ’Smarty Pants’, do tell me where Mobius is located then? Surely you know of it.”
“Mmm…. I suppose my point is…I don’t think the Dragons of my world and yours are related or even similar.“
Her ears folded against her head as every piece of information started to pelt her like a mosquitos on a summer day.
Underground. Avalice. Mobius. Underground. Avalice. Mobius. Underground. Avalice. Mobius--worlds. Worlds! Entirely separate planets that could coexist with Flora! That’s why the tenrec didn’t know what Lucky Stars were. That’s why Dragons worked so differently over on Avalice than they do on Flora. That’s why this child knows of a King instead of a Queen as her ruler! Why her magic felt different, why she speaks as if one of the twelve rulers of Flora was a complete and utter stranger to her! Every man, woman and child would know of the Darlings! Her father made sure of that!!!
That was the only thing she could even THINK of to explain any of this! And it’d certainly line up with all that she already knows! That. That dream with the dragon--that was real! Everything she spoke about, everything Kit felt, all of these vivid memories, they’re real!!!
This...
This was all insane. This was all fucking insane!!! But nothing else makes sense! There would be no other way to explain any of it!!!
But then why??? Why are these people appearing left and right? Why was she with that dragon? Why did she suddenly disappear?
She’s missing information--it doesn’t add up! It just. It just.
It was as if the fennec had seen a ghost. Struck, paralyzed in thought. Her mind raced to a myriad of separate conclusions, none of which added up, none of which made sense, all of which twisted her worldview further and further and further.
“I’ve brought the--”
Oh.
Of course.
Of course Friedrich would come back to something like this. The Queen, certainly having a breakdown of some sort, all the while the child stands there. Lucky that it is just a child--prodigy or not, Renard wouldn’t exactly be ecstatic if he found out his daughter was showing weakness in front of a commoner.
The possum raised his hand, following it up with a loud snap.
“Lagomatrons, if you will.”
The small army of robotic maid bunnies saluted, all rushing towards where Undyne and Kit stood. The maids expertly weaved their way around the two, beginning to clean and repair any of the damage done to the area with the magical blue spears. They would even pull out any spears and neatly stack them off to a side in a nearby corner.
“Should we go and eat now, your highness? I’ve already told some of the Lagomatrons to begin cooking.”
(Traumatized Lamb):
She reached own to pick up the bag off the floor and sighed as she eyed the chain Tugging the busted ring off, and lifting it back up onto the hook. She gave the other a glance backwards, it was very clear to her he had seen action. the arm gave it away she supposed, or maybe it was just his eyes. He wasn't a Mobian but then she was use to seeing other people drift through restoration these days.
" I'd rather admit my flaws the ignore them... I can't afford not to, A mistake out there isn't just my fluffy tail... "
She muttered as she turned to fully face the old War Vet. Yet his question completely caught her off guard making her avert her eyes. There was pain there, and sadness that she tried desperately to hide from him. She could still hear that grainy voice of his, feel the chill of that water and her lungs burning with need for air. She couldn't forget him, or that feeling of helplessness when she watched her home burn to the ground.
" ... I don't know if you would even understand... i don't know if anyone can... Watching my Home burn to the ground, that feeling of helplessness... running from place to place just trying to survive... Watching your friends become monsters... feeling helpless to do anything ... "
She looked back toward the man with her eyes filled with so many emotions. Remembering it was like reliving it all over again. The outbreak... surviving it all, fighting to save everyone and that feeling of utter failure. yet none of that compared to when Mimic tortured her for information. Locked her in that basement and drown her over and over again. Until she broke entirely, and then he left her to starve to death... all the while using her face to deceive everyone.
" I refuse to be Victim again... i won't be a Victim..."
She had a look of determination and fire in her eyes, she had spirit if nothing else.
" I'll make sure no one else has to suffer like i did... "
Trauma. Right, that's the other popular suspect that usually drives people. Should have figured that one, actually. It's either young and dumb ones who don't know what they're getting into or traumatized ones who don't know what they're getting into. Or both. He's seen some have both before.
His eyes glance at his missing arm for a moment before looking back at her.
It was almost nice to see someone like this again. Reminded him of himself when he was younger. There was passion behind those words, a willingness to continue to push herself. While others would back down and crack under pressure, she'd use it to mold herself into a diamond.
Or die trying.
"While I may not have gone through what you've gone through," he moved his hand to rest on the hilt of his blade, "I understand the feeling better than you may know. To want to protect yourself and others, to rise above the adversity and come out on top--it's a feeling that drives most soldiers when they battle.
"Yet you still have doubt within your mind. There's a difference between recognizing your faults and chastising yourself for them. Speaking 'impossibilities' into the world will only make you continue to believe that they're impossible."
He'll unsheathe his blade, quickly thrusting it towards the lamb but stopping right before he could inflict any damage to her. The blade's tip was pointed away from her, but still within her space. No intent to deal any damage--merely to scare, to see how fast she was to react. "Up straight. What do you do to train? What aspects of yourself are you trying to improve? What do you have to offer your team that no one else does?"
(Lila 2):
"You know that's basically what Fate or Flora do whenever they end up in a stalemate or one is losing bad enough. Not like they destroy them, though my Silvana figured out that at one point the timeline just goes cold and stops going. Not all of them, though a LOT do. Not that I heard it from her at first. I heard it from that annoying ass lemur which Silvana then confirmed." Lila was sure her Silvana had reasons for that, though that lemur didn't seem to care.
"You got the tenrec too? Honestly, I like her style and she's already proving pretty handy seeing as she defeated this new wolf that is stronger than Lady Tala." Lila would then think. "Not sure if you have the same Wolf Leader we do. Then there's another tenrec in a branch timeline here, though she's pretty much harmless."
"Though it's not the regular people that are the problem, or the strong ones. That lemur I mentioned is a Chaos Goddess, and she's causing all sorts of problems. Well, expect for the new 'addition' that was added this rest." Lila would look out at the clock tower in the distance which no one can get close to.
"Though all that pales in comparison to the fucking Mary problem I'm having. I don't know how or why, though Mystana doesn't have full control anymore. What's worse is Mary's figured everything out and is jumping timelines all over the fucking place. Silvana is SUPER pissed about that."
. . .
That's what those fucking bozos do?
Fuck's sake--for being on the second rung, Silvana didn't tell her shit.
Great, okay. Guess she's gotta worry about her timeline just going cold again at some point. And of course Silvana would keep that kind of shit hidden from her--if something were ever 'first rung info', it'd probably be that.
She babum-badum's here thigh drums once more, appearifying out of thin air a notepad and pen. Physical record for this shit would be better than arcanic--lord knows what kind of bullshit could happen to an arcanic record if you loose track of it. The pen begins to scribble onto the page various notes Lila 2 was yapping on about. Flora and Fate--check up on the little shit and Dad. Or has that twin already started showing up? Or--augh, whatever. Go down the list. First Dad, then Renard, then explore anything else that could've possibly happened to Fate. And only God knows where the fuck Flora is at any given time. A sigh escapes her lips--she should be counting herself lucky that she's gone this long without having to deal with it.
The pen continue to write. Lady Tala, huh? Doesn't ring any bells, but she can also look into that one too. They've got two Tenrecs, apparently. Fun. Honestly she hasn't seen much of that one for a bit. And shit, if she's saying that she was apparently pretty fun then she's almost disappointed she hasn't gotten to see her in action more.
Maybe she'll send Kit on a 'scouting mission' of sorts. Could be funny.
Snrk.
It was hard to stifle her laughter at this one; there's a Chaos Goddess roaming around? That's actually really funny. Imagine what kind of bullshit that thing could get up to just by existing.
Definitely looking into that one.
. . .
"Mary's doing what now?"
The fucking empty head got full control? Or, half control??? How the everliving fuck did they let that happen?
"Did you run out of tickets or somethin'? Actually no that wouldn't matter--she's not even a real person. How can a shell get control and start bouncing around timelines? That doesn't even make sense."
Though... it's not like that's not possible, she guesses?
It's not like Mary's stupid, at least not on purpose. Every Mystana is still Mystana, at the end of a day. Whether it's a Mom or a Kid or a Mary, that capacity for magic and ability to do shit is only as locked away as Mystana wills it.
Mary--last Mystana described--was like if Mystana turned her brain off. On purpose. That's why she needs a fucking ticket every time she wants to talk to her--it's turning the brain back on. So in theory--or, Lila guesses, in practice--if that little shit just decided to think for more than two seconds, then it's entirely possible that she could get a leg up on Mystana.
But, no, that still doesn't make sense. It's still just Mystana at the end of the day. It's not body sharing, it's just her if she were stupid. There's no fucking reason why a shell would just... become a second consciousness out of fuckin' nowhere.
Unless...
"Welp, you're boned. Tough shit dealin' with all'a'that. My problems are waaaaay simpler. Fuckin' with a Queen, popped into your timeline once maybe, had a bad lunch. I'm on fuckin' easy street compared to you.
"Oh, hey, if we're a little earlier in the timeline, do you know where Laphoda fucked off to? Or will fuck off to, I guess. Tryna keep track of that bitch is a pain in the ass and I do not care about cheating when it comes to her."
(Lila 2):
Lila was shocked to just hear a voice and no video on the orb. Must be contacting a timeline without those, though the one she was in is a fucking mess right now. For all she knew these things are new. "Pretty sure we'd be fucked if Madama Silvana wanted to talk to both of us." It was bad enough when the Grand Magi got called in for a 'talk' with Madama Silvana, though if two of her were called in? That would mean they REALLY fucked up.
"That said, I think we should be concerned seeing as I'm calling from a future timeline, which means yours got reset at one point so I'm kinda confused how it's active again." Lila didn't understand this as all other timelines just, stop when reset. Was this Fate or Flora trying something new? Ugh, who can even tell with those two anymore.
"So, the fuck is going on over there? Any strange anomalies or people who shouldn't be there?" Could be Chicadino, though she's never experienced him managing to have anyone traverse the time stream before. As far as she knew only Mystana had the ability to do that right now. Though in this timeline there were five big differences, one of those differences being extremely annoying.
"By any chance have you seen a lemur popping around The Veil? Slightly taller than your average feline, and carrying rather powerful spear? Perhaps changing things in the most chaotic way possible?" Lila couldn't say for sure, though only THEY would be insane enough to jump into a pervious timeline without proper planning.
WHAT.
She sat up in her couch, hands placed firmly on her drum-thighs.
Wait.
“I will help, if you request it. “But only because I know my Lila and my Silvana would not be very happy knowing about any of this."
Oh son of a fucking.
This is that other timeline Lila, ain't it?
Fucking. Of course. Guess that'd be one thing that'd catch up with her at some point. Never guessed it'd be this soon, though. She figured the Darling twerp would get her memories back before she'd get chewed out by her own double.
Future timeline checks out, too--the one she was in had some sort of weird shit with the possum and Chicadino and whatever the fuck. Wasn't interested in spoilers at the time. She'd rather see how it played out with her own eyes. Though, if the spoilers are speaking to her directly...
"Fuck you mean reset? Somethin' you know that I don't?" Is some jackass just killing off timelines for fun or something? She kind of figured everything ran concurrent.
Eugh, no, that wouldn't make sense. Ana certainly wouldn't fucking exist if Mystana didn't feel the need to keep dipping her toes where they didn't belong. Oh suuure, it's fine when she just lets her entire stream of consciousness practically split all over the timeline for everyone and their mom to get confused about, but the moment Lila fucks something up--
"Sorry, what? A lemur? Haven't seen shit like that. "And the abundance of fucking randoms just showing up is clear as day. Two kids, a dragon princess, a fucking... zone cop??? Whatever the fuck that is. A fucking ghost rabbit, an electric tenrec--
"Should I go on? I'm sure you fuckers haven't been dealing with nearly as much bullshit." The stress was actually getting to her a bit. Her toes curled, her hands starting to ball, her teeth gritting.
In truth, none of this actually mattered that much to her--hell, it was funny when none of it got her in the hot seat. But with that ever looming thought of Silvana figuring something out and chastising her in the most Silvana way she fucking could... things sort of compiled. Things were getting to her.
So, what better way to vent than to vent to yourself? Who could better understand you than you?
@rxbelling-hxrald (Omen) asked:
"Remind me, what exactly have I agreed to here again? I mean I'm happy to help but this is getting a little ridiculous." (Hello stranger :) )
"Oh please, you're perfectly fine, Sir! I appreciate your help none-the-less."
She turned to face the... frankly embarrassing pile of broken Lagomatrons. Apparently, according to Friedrich, a whole lot of them just sort of... collapsed? All of a sudden? Either that or went rogue, as he described it.
It. Doesn't make sense. Like at all. Unless Professor Lagomo had a remote connection to these things...? And he was simply doing maintenance? That also doesn't make sense--she was sure that he mentioned there wasn't a way he could connect to these if he wasn't in direct proximity.
So then why would the lot of them just start to...
Oh, it didn't matter. She can worry about it later.
"You see, I had sent a couple of the Lagomatrons to fetch some medicine for me while I recovered. For whatever Vulpis forsaken reason, I've come down with a terrible migraine and none of my normal medicine is helping any.
"With Friedrich gone and with all of the other guards busy at the moment, I could only think of the recommendation he gave to me before he left. Your name is Omen, right?" A jet black uh... thing with spiky hair and a strange arm. Clearly some form of magic, though what kind she could never properly parse.
"I only need you to take me down to the pharmaceutical and back. Act as a temporary bodyguard, as it were. I uh, hope that isn't too much trouble for you."
(An Aggressive Lamb):
The Sheep struck the bag one final time with all the force she could muster! enough force to snap the chain like it was tinfoil! Sending the bag crashing into the wall with a thump! her breath was still shaking, as a memory though fleeting was enough to set her on edge. Her eyes drifting to the stranger and the anger slowly ebbing away as she took a breath and tried to steady herself.
" I'm aware... "
she admitted hands on her hips as she was just trying to catch her breath. She was training her tail off lately, hell she had only been fighting seriously now for 6 months. She'd come a long way, but she was miles behind everyone else. It felt like she was playing constant catch up.
" Whisper keeps saying its a bad habit... i keep trying to break myself of it but... it feels impossible. I'm just afraid its going to get me killed... or worse, make me a liability for my team... "
"You're going to make your wishes come true if you keep speaking like that."
He's seen this before. Strong, capable, determined. Emotional, reckless, self destructive. These are the kinds of people who die in the battlefield, the kinds of people who leave themselves open for just enough time to get slaughtered.
He's sure he's killed enough of these types to fill a small library.
"Tell me--what are you fighting for, Miss? What drives you to go forward? Surely it isn't your temper." Or for the sake of it. Though, those tend to be the most dangerous.
(Probably Silvana. Fuck.):
"Ugh, all this paperwork sucks. I don't remember having to do this much in any other timeline." Lila was annoyed, though didn't want to displease Madam Silvana of all people. The Grand Magi's attention then went to her attendant Rosa enter. "Don't tell me there's more?"
"No ma'am, just this," Rosa said, dropping a box which Lila caught with her magic. "It was going off and I don't recall what it was used for." The opossum then took her leave.
"What now?" Lila asked aloud as she used her magic to open the crate while taking a sip of her tea. Which the Grand Magi spits out seeing an orb that was glowing. "What?! How can there be a timeline reset already?! We're still in the early game!" The human grabbed it and looked, seeing that it was an old timeline being active.
"That can't be right. I've never seen an old timeline become active before. I wonder if-" Lila would cast a calling spell to, well, herself of course, and to her surprised it actually connected as the phone symbol appeared on the ord. "What is going on here?"
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And so she paced.
She paced.
And she paced.
And she paced.
And she paced.
Back and forth, back and forth, a single line in her room coated in the prints of her feet. If she wanted to, she'd just end up making it a trench, but god that'd be a pain in the ass to clean later.
Sure, okay. She got her fucking tickets back. Everything's been cleaned up. Silvana's none the wiser of any of the grander bullshit Lila's been up to or else she would've been fucked over ten times already. Imagine getting stretched like a thin piece of paper and then having an anvil dropped on you, or worse yet, Sue.
Eugh. She hopes that she wouldn't ever have to get sat on by that mess. She could probably dip out of the way before she ever got a chance but still. The thought is hellish.
But still.
She should be fine.
She should be fine.
She should be fi--
"Miss Lila?"
"FUCK." God. Damn it. Fucking.
UGH.
"What, Tricky? I'm kind of busy? Can't you tell?"
"Apologies, Miss. It's just. You have a phone call waiting for you."
Shit.
God. Fucking. DAMN IT. IT'S BEEN LIKE TWO DAYS. IS SILVANA CONTACTING HER FUCKING DAD AGAIN OR SOMETHING. FOR THE LOVE OF
"Whatever. I'll get to it. Just. Shoo, shoo." Pain in the ass.
The opossum did as she was told, leaving as quickly as she came. And the Magi stopped her pacing, toes curled in pure anxiety. Fucking hell--better not keep her waiting then.
She pressed a foot into the floor and pushed herself into the air with it, the gravity around her shifting to make her as light as a feather. And so she drifted, gliding softly and slowly directly into her couch. She popped a couple of extra pillows into existence to prop up her head, her hands BADUM BUM-ing onto her drum thighs. A phone popped up next to her head, floating as if it had a force of gravity all on it's own.
She answered, not even bothering to check who it could possibly be.
"Good morning, Madama Silvana. You wanted to speak with me?"
(A Possum!):
"...I can explain." Stated the green haired possum, her hands busy with a pair of small tools, one holding a handle of a door in place as the other jammed into the front, judging by it's positioning it was clear this was a lock picking attempt.
But seems being spotted had put her attempt on hold, green dotted eyes staring at the Observer.
Doth her eyes deceive her? Or was it maybe that pounding headache that simply wouldn't go away for whatever reason? Frustrating, it was--pushed back her meeting with that other possum lady. Oh how awful was it's timing, oh how terrible it could be even now.
But, that should be pushed off to the side. No, no, here and now was a possum standing right before her! Trying to steal something, obviously, maybe even breaking into a shop of sorts--the poor things, always relying on the underbelly of the streets to get by. But! That was fine by her. Maybe she could show a little compassion towards someone, try to convince them that they didn't have to do things like this.
She hasn't interacted with a possum one-on-one in a moment as well! Maybe this was a good thing. Maybe this would be good practice for when she meets Poppy!
"Oh please," she limps at hand towards the possum, "There's no need! You're clearly in need of something. So, what is it? Food? Money? Maybe a little friendly conversation? Hmmm???" She nudged the other with her elbow, trying to be as friendly as possible.
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Thump, thump, Thwack! crack!
Training was really all she had. She felt like she was still so far behind Tangle and Whisper. They had more combat experience, more confidence, and utter faith in each other. But she still hadn't proven herself in her eyes. She had to be stronger, faster, better!
She wouldn't ever... be a Victim again...
This job is so exhausting.
As if Renard wasn't already enough to deal with. As if the rungs weren't already enough to deal with. As if Lila didn't become enough to deal with in a matter of moments. Promoted to the Fifth Rung, have to keep Kit in the dark, have to explore the other worlds. Multiverse theory is real, she says. Ambassador of Exploration, she says.
Anything for the crown, he supposes. Anything for the crown, he rolls his eyes. As if that phrase wasn't getting more diluted by the day.
He stopped on his walk to stare at the lamb for a moment, a brow raised. That's interesting--the girl's training. Something he can't help but inherently respect. Though, her form is slightly off...
Hm.
He walked over towards the lamb and put his hand behind his back, speaking simply, "Your form, Miss. You're off balance."
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"How much will she remember?"
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"I'm serious, Friedrich! You know of my condition, I wouldn't be able to describe her in such detail if it wasn't real!"
"And you're sure you're not just fantasizing again?"
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"Not even a God could erase all of one's memories, Lila. I'm sure you could speak from experience."
"..."
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"I saw her. Clear as day. We spoke, she called me cute! Do you really expect me to make something like that up?"
"Are you expecting me to disagree, or...?"
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"Whatever the case, they will remain distant shards of a forgone past. Eventually, she will remember it all. But as of now, it should be as if they never happened."
"Guess that's better than nothing. Better your shit than mine."
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"You... can't be serious. Do you... truly not believe a word I say?"
"I can not honestly say I do, Your Highness. It's improbable, at best."
"..."
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"Do you really trust in him that much?"
"Don't got much of a choice. Can't risk her knowing my face yet.
"Plus, he's already deep in this shit. If he doesn't do it, we're both fucked."
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"Don't you have a meeting with her soon? Shouldn't you be getting ready?"
"I. "Suppose you're right, Friedrich. I should get going."
"Mhm."
As the tiny Queen turned her body to face away from the possum, his vacant arm began to manifest a familiar dim lime glow. His eyes kept focus on the back of her head, squinting, as if punching a hole into it. The phantom limb began to dig into his pocket, his stance beginning to shift. Left foot in front of the right, feet planted firmly into the ground. A bright white key slowly snaked it's way out of his pocket, grasped firmly into the arcane energy. He pulled his torso back, his teeth gritting, his eyes coming to a close, his breath hitched.
He muttered under his breath, "Apologies, Kit."
SHINK!
A wave of pain coated her entire form, a pain like no other she had experienced before. As if thousands of millions of tiny pins and needles dug into every inch of flesh and muscle and bone she had.
Her mouth gasped in shock, in pain, for air, for help, but it was completely useless. Her form was already falling. Her eyes were already rolling into the back of her head. Consciousness had left her body long, long ago.
He recoiled as the mass of magicka flung back into his body, taking a step back to keep his balance.
He stood in absolute silence, watching as the bright white key sunk into the fennec's head.
He walked over to her. He bent down to pick her up. He held her form tight as he began his trek to her room.
He wondered if this was really keeping her safe.
COUGH!!! HACK!!! COUGH COUGH!!! WHEEEEEEZE!!!!
“You do this every time. Get over yourself.”
The Magi stood over the feline and watched her. The “false” nun was now on her hands and knees, looking to have an especially painful time with the amount of harmful smoke in her system. Her sounds would be concerning to anyone who didn’t know her.
Or, to anyone who wasn’t used to this song and dance.
COUGH COUGH!!!
“If,” HACK, “If you and Sister were more proactive in keeping Mary in check, then I would not need to,” WHEEEEEEEZE, “Do such things every single time we meet.”
“What you and your five billion selves do ain’t our problem. You chose this.”
“Oh, come now Magi Lila,” COUGH, “It is only myself and Fleur, and you know this. “...” A pause, a moment to consider.
“Actually, young Ana might still be around--”
“That’s worse. You realize that’s worse, right?”
The cat shook her head, slowly rising up from the ground to stand. A sigh, a snap of her fingers, a pink aura enveloping her in less than a second. A bright, blinding beam of yellow light shined behind her.
But, as soon as it came into view, a white sphere slowly enveloped it, dimming and reflecting the light off of it’s surface. A calmer, more manageable white light took it’s form behind the feline, the pink aura dissipating off her figure.
Her eyes sprung open.
Crescent moons covered most of her pupils, a sigh escaped her maw.
“I do not get used to this. I do not think I will ever get used to this. “Must she ruin my body every time? Must I have to clean it every time?”
“Hey, you’re the one who went into hiding. Like I said, you chose this.”
“I am ever so eager to return to being Fleur.” She shakes her head once again. “How is Sister?”
“Fine. You know how she is.”
“And Laphoda?”
“M.I.A.”
“I can not say that is not expected. “I would ask more--I am sure I have missed much since our last meeting--but I,”
A pause as she looks over the witch, noticing her overall demeanor shift since she revealed herself. Foot tapping on the ground, arms crossed against her chest, gaze averted from the Mother of Magic.
“Believe that there is a more serious matter to attend to. There would be no other reason for you to waste a ticket on this, correct?”
A nod in response, the human witch wandering over to the nearest pew and sitting at it. “I’m in real deep shit, and I got a sneakin’ suspicion it’s your fault.”
The Mother of Magic shook her head, placing her hands in front of her and followed behind the human... though she did decide to stand instead of sit. Who knows what Mary has been doing on these pews?
... She knows.
She shudders lightly. She sometimes wonders how one can live in such a manner. Did she not take any responsibility for anything?
...
Of course, the answer to that is ‘‘no.’’ Mary’s modus operandi was fun before anything else. Had she been a different person, maybe she would agree with this lifestyle.
But no--there was simply too much to be done to live out life like... like that.
“I assure you, it is not,” she responded, “Whatever has happened here, it is the blame of yourself and yourself alone. As well, I can not have possibly been a culprit in your mistakes--my mind was locked, remember?”
A roll of the human’s eyes, “Yeah no shit. I’m the one that unlocked it, remember? And I’m about to relock it if you keep bein’ difficult.” She stared right back at the Mother, her eyes in a furious squint.
The feline hummed. “What is it that ails you, Magi? What could make you come to such a ridiculous conclusion?”
Wordlessly, a clock--colored a shade of rose pink--appeared in the witch’s hands. She tossed it over to the Mother, it quickly becoming stuck in midair once it was close enough to the feline, as if it got caught on a particularly thick piece of air.
The feline raised a brow, squinting at the off-colored clock---
. . .
“Now, I would expect someone under Sister to know spacial magicka, I am not surprised about that. “But... time, as well? How did you accomplish such a feat?”
“I only know one time spell--“
“And that is?”
“Time-lock.”
By the Gods, Lila.
“And how many times have you used it already?”
“This is my second time... why?”
“It is incomplete, is why.” A swipe of her hand at the floating clock and it continued it’s journey towards the Mother, as if it was never stopped in the first place. And before it reached it’s destination, she was able to catch it without much issue, her hand moving faster than one could perceive, “Preparation spells were never something I had mastered before my absence--”
“Bullshit.” She stood, pointing a finger at the feline, “People use prep-spells all the god damn time--you can’t be tellin’ me that you haven’t mastered something when it’s already in wide use.”
“Alright then, Magi Lila. Tell me,” she started, a frown on her face, “How it could ever be possible for a Time Witch such as myself, to not have entirely figured out something at one point, but for it to exist in another?”
That frustration on Lila’s face? Immediately dropped.
“And as well,” she continued, now pointing a finger at the human, “I would imagine it would be rather rude to go through another person’s room without their full knowledge, Magi.
“Has The Veil truly become that boring?”
The frustration was now replaced with a sheepish grimace! She took a hand to her hat, tilting it down just enough to hide her embarrassment, a light groan accompanying her.
A sigh, “You are an amazing witch, Lila.” She placed the clock on top of the other’s hat, and as soon as it left the Mother’s hands, it became stuck, “Surely you can do more than this.”
A heavy sigh escaped the Magi’s lips.
Just like Silvana. Only difference being was her anger was obviously more controlled. She was more... sympathetic, maybe?
Being a mother must’ve influenced her in some way, probably.
She turned away from the human, her white light now facing in front of her, casting a gray shadow over the witch.
“I will help, if you request it. “But only because I know my Lila and my Silvana would not be very happy knowing about any of this. “And in turn, you will help me as well. Are these conditions fair?”
“I.”
She stopped.
A sigh.
“Yeah, alright.
“Thank you, Madama Mystana.”
“Just Mystana will be fine, Magi.”
Ah, this was the life.
Living by herself, doing whatever the hell she wants, sleeping with whatever the hell she wants, partying at night, sleeping in, being free!
She loves this slip. She loves it so much. Thank god the church gave her the church, thank god the church gives her a bunch of FREE SLIP every month. It’s so easy, just so easy!
She can’t imagine doing all that important stuff Petunia or Poppy does. Mayor’s assistant? Opossum ambassador? No way! Just ain’t her speed.
She’s glad for Hallia, though--seems like the girl’s getting more money these days than she was getting from the Quibbles. Makes sense, because you don’t just start working for the Queen and not end up all cozy.
Boy, can that girl talk her beak off, though! All these crazy stories, everything Poppy’s up to--Mary thought that she was a blabber mouth. Compared to the bird? HA, not even close!
Honestly, though?
She’s rootin’ for them. All of them.
They deserve that goodness. Ain’t every day you get to shag a Queen and live in her big ass castle. Ain’t that somethin’.
It’d be nice, she supposed.
Instead of living in this dumpy church.
She sighed, leaning back on the pew she was sitting on.
Ugh. The days where she had nobody else to hang out with were the worst.
She flipped open her phone, scrolling through her contacts.
Ex. Ex. Ex. Ex. Ex. FwB. FwB. Ex. FwB. Party friend. Ex--
Knock knock knock knock knock!
Heh?
Who the hell was this?
She stood, groggily. Took a moment to stretch, a moment to yawn, a moment to--
Knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!
Sheesh, they were aggressive, huh?
“Hold on, jackass! I’m comin’!”
If she didn’t know any better, she’d think Poppy was at her door, tryin’ to knock ‘em down.
So, she walked, and when she reached the two doors, she’d open--
“Oh hey, you’re the weird church lady! “Where’s my goodie bag, girl? I was plannin’ on goin’ to a party toni--”
“Shut the fuck up.”
The weird lady pushed right past Mary before turning around, standing right behind her.
“I’m not here for you.”
“...What the hell’s that supposed ‘ta mean? I’m the only one--
“MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.”
A stinging, burning pain brewed in the back of her head, as if something was being forcefully pushed into the back of her head.
“I better get another fucking ticket out of you after this. I’m not letting your sister bust my tits over something I have no control over.”
Mary’s speech was strained, in an obvious amount of pain, her hands clutching onto the front of her dress, “W-what the hell are you--”
“Wekalituran.”
The feline dropped to the floor, her vision fading into darkness.
(Miss O’Possum):
Two size changes in a matter of moments. Poppy should’ve been more prepared for such a reaction, though Kit tagging along was a surprise to her as well. “Last minute change in plans champ, though I figured if anyone could keep my Lily and the Queen safe it’d be you,” she said, walking in the house along with Kit. The possum figured she’d start trying to get him pumped up, hoping that Kit would catch on how his Lucky Star works.
“I know this is a big favor to ask, though things are gotten pretty intense and I know you can handle intense if need be. You are the champ after all.” Poppy doubt there were many people that could stop Boris once he gets going save a few of Chicadino’s more dangerous goons.
Poppy then saw Callie in the background, knowing she could help smooth things over. “Callie, do you think you can take Lily and get Kit her some clean clothes? Can’t have her keep wearing these damp clothes.” The possum always found the arrangement fishy, but figured if someone who knew how to make a five-way relationship work without constant bickering and lies could do whatever they want.
Callie attention was drawn towards the group by the door, acting quickly if only nervous about getting on the Queen’s bad side. “Of course, Bor-bor maybe you should go grab a chair for the Queen to sit in,” she said, lightly poking his arm with her elbow.
“I think we’d best start with some clean clothes, maybe a towel as well so she can dry off.” Poppy wasn’t sure if Kit would be willing to stay once everything got cleared up, though at the very least they need to get dry and some fresh clothes. “Oh, can you also watch Lily?” The possum asked, using her tail to hand off her sleeping daughter with a rag still over her head.
Callie took the sleeping child, careful not to wake them up as she was sure Poppy had them asleep for a reason. “Alright, I’ll be back as fast as I can with some clean clothes for the Queen.” She then swiftly dashed off out of sight.
“So, Boris, as I mention I seem to have a hit put out on me and I figured who better than the champ to keep my kid safe.” Poppy did want to grab another guest, though running into Kit caused her plans to change, at the very least she could get them in a bit. “So, what do ya say?”
“Before you answer the Queen here also thinks you’re perfect for the job. I mean, you did impress her with that fight we had.” Poppy shot Kit a glance as to say to her to support what she just said, knowing any misspoken words could make Boris even smaller.
A look of surprise on his face as he watched the two walk in. A small blush, he became slightly bashful, “Uh, y-yeah. Definitely.” Grew a little bit larger, but not by much.
And so, he followed the couple, hands at his sides, growing just a little larger with every compliment paid his way.
Hm. Curious.
While Miss O’Possum did all of the necessary arrangements to get things in order--taking care of her child, asking the furry woman to get her some new clothes (would they even have her size?) and the like--the fennec followed behind, rather meekly. She was out of her element! She would have hoped that she’d have a little more agency--especially compared to the last time something like this happened--but here she was, observing everything.
She wished to be thankful of the opossum and her friends for being so kind to her.
But she’s the Queen at the end of the day. It was an obligation for them, at most. Just look at how quick the furry woman acted!
“Chair?” The boar now stood a head higher than the opossum, standing up straight, “I can do a chair!” He wandered over to the closet, knowing he kept at least a folding chair in there--
Stopped in place when Poppy spoke to him again, he turned around and nodded. “Right! I--”
She barely gave him a chance to speak! He wanted to--
...
Wait, the Queen actually thinks that???
He quickly turned to the small fennec in question, slowly growing ever larger.
“Excuse me?”
Robotically, she turned to the opossum, despair laid clear in her eyes.
“You have a hit on you? For what?“
A quick turn to the boar, she rolled her eyes. She was starting to remember how that stupid Lucky Star worked now. How he ruled the tournaments for years--what a nuisance. He’s the entire reason she stopped watching!!!
But, she doesn’t inherently dislike him because of that. She felt this whole situation with him to be on a much lower priority than her future ambassador being threatened with death.
“You’re an amazing and strong fighter, Mr. Pompaboar,” she started, entirely deadpan. “There’s a reason why you’ve won uncontested for the past several years--you have no need to be so upset over a single loss. Protect the child, I know you can do it.”
Boris... didn’t know how to take that, actually. All he could do was tilt his head and spout a confused “Huh?”
And now, Kit’s attention was fully on Poppy. Brows furrowed, a sense of frustration colored her voice once again.
“Miss O’Possum, I need you to explain your full situation right this moment. I appreciate the kindness you’ve given to me thus far, but whether or not there is a falsified bounty put upon your head is imperative to know. I will not have someone like yourself be put in danger just because some bas--,” she stopped herself--by Vulpis, she was getting heated, wasn’t she?
Cleared her throat. She spoke again.
“Point is, I need to know. What has happened here?”
(Big A):
“Another one!?”
Almost immediately, she clamped her mouth shut, hoping that the two were too busy with their pie to notice her little outburst. Even so, her curiosity was piqued by that princess and queen comment.
She cleared her throat and quickly tried to change the subject back to Poppys previous question and deflect it to yhe princess bit instead of dragons, “Why am I hiding? I wanna say force of habit, but let’s be honest. Would you treat me differently if you knew I was royal from the start?”
“Would others be skeptical, or would they bend over backwards to avoid a diplomatic incident? Or would someone try to rob me for my riches? That other princess surely felt the same way, right? But to speak with the queen……”
There’s a million and one reasons why she should keep her heritage hidden. The only reason she is trusting with this to them now is because she had already blurted it out a little bit ago, and it’s impossible to close the box once it’s been opened.
At the very least, they don’t seem the folk to give a slip. Maybe not Mary, but most folks do not seem to trust her anyway… But to have spoken with the queen in public. Why? Rumors were sure to spread.
She was snickering mischievously, a hand to her mouth as she looked over at the lizard’s outburst. “Called it! Man, we are swimmin’ with princesses right now.”
Poppy, however, merely looked down in thought, the tip of her tail resting on the bottom of her chin. As much as she didn’t want to agree with her... she did have a point. If not for the way things played out, they might have not became friends. She wouldn’t have taken the fight as just an opportunity, no. She would have absolutely taken it to have some fun mucking up a royal, as some sort of revenge for her life ending up the way that it did.
Eugh, just thinking that made her feel bad though. How petty.
Maybe she would’ve actually acted more... cultured? Or tried to. Or maybe it wouldn’t have mattered at all. The base assumption would’ve been ‘‘this person hates me on principal, i gotta protect my daughter’‘.
A furrow of her brows and a grimace.
“I... don’t know how I would’ve treated you, but Lord knows it would’ve been different. You know how I feel about nobles.” Or, Adrienne could probably guess it based on their earlier conversation, “It’s... it’s as good of a reason to hide as an--
“Mary. What are you doing.”
During the opossum’s monologue, the cat took it upon herself to stretch herself out on the duo’s laps, back on Poppy’s and head on Adrienne’s.
“ ‘Ta give the ‘’dragon’’ girl some credit, she was wearin’ a hood with somethin’ weird goin’ on. I think most people would’a thought it’s just some random bozo talkin’ to the Queen. Hidin’ in plain sight, y’know?
“But not this girl!” She pointed a thumb at herself, “I could see right through that biz! After like, a minute. They went to one of the Queen’s private teleportals soon after and that was that.”
A sigh--she accepted this fate. She didn’t really care to wrangle this cat again after last time. “Even if you are telling the truth, I doubt she actually looked like the stories. Probably some... weird magic disguise thing, maybe?”
“Maybe! It’d be chucked up if a dragon could talk, or hand any sentience at all.” She looked straight up at the lizard, grabbing at the stone attached to her necklace, “What’s this? Expensive~? How much it’d cost?”
(Miss O’Possum):
That was … unexpected to say the least, though Kit must be under as much stress as her, maybe even more, so she wasn’t going to hold it against her. Poppy then thought about the clothing they wore before leaving, swearing she was in her lab clothes. “Hey, hey, just take a few deep breathes and relax. I was on the way to Boris’s and I’m sure he’d house you for now.”
Something was bothering Poppy, mainly how Kit ended up all the way out here when she was on the way to cure her father. Maybe Chicadino was behind this with some teleportation charm, though Kit made it clear he best not stop her so she threw that theory out rather quickly.
Now’s not the time to be thinking about how Kit got here, knowing her first step should be getting Lily and now Kit to safety. “Boris’s isn’t too far form here meaning we should hurry up. Last thing we need is someone spotting us before we get to his house.” The possum was thankful no one has spotted them yet, though the rain would make it harder to be spotted, even if it made her sight worse as well.
“You keep that cute patoot close to me, alright?” Poppy then grabbed Kit’s hand, swiftly leading her down the street as she made sure to look in every direction for anyone who might cause trouble for them. Thankfully everyone seemed to be indoors due to weather so no way any of Chicadino’s goons to hide with a crowd.
“Oh, I just realized you could pump Boris up if he needs it. No one better than the Queen to get the Champ up and going.” Poppy had already been coming up with a strategy in order to get Boris in the mood if she had to, though she was sure Kit just being there would be more than enough.
Soon enough the three were at Boris’s house, Poppy giving the door a few hard knocks, making sure to control her strength as not to bust the door open. That was always a bad habit of hers, though at least she didn’t do it this time.
Take a couple deep breaths?
Right, yes. She shouldn’t lose her over something like this. Sure, she doesn’t have all the pieces of the puzzle right now, but that doesn’t mean they’re impossible to grasp onto. It’ll be fine--it’ll be fine!
Just...
Deep breaths, Kit. You’re a Darling. Your family is rich beyond imagination. You’re the current ruler of the Fenneclands.
Deep breaths.
In and out.
In and out.
She placed a hand on her chest as she breathed, closing her eyes, listening to the woman before her. She had everything figured out, it seemed like. Lucky for the herself, Kit supposed. She shouldn’t need to rely on someone like this, not after just meeting them, but...
What other choice did she have?
She quirked an eyebrow, opening her eyes when she mentioned Boris for the second time. That was the former Champion, wasn’t it?
Had the two became friends after their match? That fast?
Odd, but... she supposed fighters always had a mutual kinship between them. It wasn’t too surprisi--
Wh--
HUH??? CUTE PATOOT???
Before she could think another thought, her hand was grasped, her blush becoming massive across her face. Her entire muzzle was covered in red--she was practically put into a daze thanks to the opossum. Entirely mindless, simply following along.
She barely caught the comment about Boris being down, her mind was still plenty fried.
It was only when they actually reached the house that she managed to get a hold of herself. She stood, looking up at the opossum as she knocked, waiting for the door to ope--
“Evenin’, girls. Everythin’s oka--”
. . .
The man was currently staring at the opossum, his stature--about the same height as Poppy, actually--denoting his mood.
And then he looked down.
“THE QUEEN?!?!?!?!” He very quickly shot up in size, now looking down at the trio. “POPPY, WHY AIN’T YA SAY YOU WERE BRINGING THE QUEEN OVER? I KNOW YOU WERE PRETTY RUSHED AND ALL BUT...!!!”
She shifted slightly, hands behind her back, eyes looking up at the excited boar.
God this felt awkward. She never knew what to do when she met an... eccentric fan.
He took notice of this! He took super hard notice of this!!!
And the anxiety started swelling.
Did the Queen not like him? Why was the Queen here? Did Poppy bring her here just to make him feel worse?
Oh God.
Did she remember what happened at the tournament???
The most embarrassing moment of his LIFE. THE QUEEN. THE QUEEN. SHE SAW THEM.
And just as quickly as he grew, he started to deflate, literally and figuratively.
“Uhm. Y-You two can come right in.” And he stepped out of the way. Back to Poppy’s size.
Did... Did she do something wrong? What the hell was that?
She looked up to Miss O’Possum, a curious, nervous glint in her eyes.