BLEHHH

the BEST dinosaur EVER

[compy-offical]

ARE WE STABBING PEOPLE TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mother-official]

I WANT TO BE NOTICED PLS NOTICE ME

@aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas @house-offical @pond-scum-offical @dinosaur-offical @homosexuality-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

AND ANY OTHER OFFICALS AHHHHHHH

[dinosaur-offical]

You are indeed noticed. I’ll let some of my friends know about you too!

@paleontology-official @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical @compy-offical guys meet this new offical who really wants to be noticed!

[compy-offical]

YOU HAVE BEEN NOTICED!!!!!!! YIPPIEEEE

[plus-boy-len-offical]

officalverse tag game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would your user (minus the offical) win against a five year old child? Can be in a fight or any other situation you can think of, js give a yes or no answer and an explanation. most ridiculous answer wins :3

i'll start: i should not be around children at all, but i could beat them in a nosebleed competition with ease. ^q^

@gay-offical @bra1n-offical @gay-news-official @garlic-bread-offical @da-police-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @lemon-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @lesbian-offical @maomao-apothecary-offical and open tags!!!!!!!

[maomao-apothecary-offical]

I would poison the child easily, but that would get me executed, so no.

uhhhhh @egg-official @mr-clean-offical and open tags

[mr-clean-offical]

im buff so yeah i could easily beat the child. i could jsut like pick it up and throw it or something idk

uhh @sok-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @not-offical-offical and open tags

[astracaedes]

s̵̶̵̶̢͉͚̺̰͚̠̟̘͖ͥ́́̒̓̿̍ͯ̈̾̀͑̉͘̚ȯ̷̧̝̺͎̹̰̰͓̩̳͙͈̙̪̟̭͙͐̌ͦ̉̎͑̿ͮ́͋̓ͬͫͯ̔̌̀̊̌̏͛͒̚̕͘͟ͅk͠ w̴̧̧̛̛̠̰͚͎͉̤̼̖̘̱̜̎̏̂̆ͬ̆̏̔̂ͧ̀͑̌̑͗̕͟͟͢͡͞ͅị̵̴̷̢̡̳͉̟̩̠̱̩̘̞̠͔̲̗̓ͮ͗̒̃ͬ͆̏͂͒̂́ͫ̅͘͟͜ll̝ d̸̵͕͕͓͎ͩ͋̉̊̾̀͠ͅę̸̸̡̳͔̻̣̭̫̝̹ͭͦͭ͛̀͊̽ͧͯͬ͜͜͞ṿ̨ͣ̌ǫ̷̸̨̛̮͉̺̗̞̟͔͖̇͗̃́̃̈́̊ͬ̈́͐̏ͨͥ̒̓̓̈̕̚͢u̝̓͗̔_̛̺͗́_̨̡̥͍̮͍̇̋͆_̴̷̧͚̭̟̪́ͫ͂͐ͨ̀ͬ̑̋ͯͥͩͅr̨̜̓ͪ̅͊_̵̸̶̢̖͇͚̫̲̟͕̗̙͇͖̹͍̩̥̻̯̫͇̃̀ͦ́̏̐ͨͬ̍̒ͥ̍͑ͧ͟͟͡ t̸̶̢̡̲̟̜̝̘̻͍̦̥̜̲̪͎̬̼̱̰͈̀ͫ̒̔ͭͩ̔͌̎̒͑̃͌͐́ͦ͒̚͢͝͞h̡̢͔̹̏͋ͨ̓̂ͥͮ̕_̮̼͂_̴̦̗̭̺̦ͧ͌́̐ͩ͟͝e̢͖͔̠̩̜̮̞̤̒̏̿́́́̍͢ c̻ͬͧ̽̚h͖i̖̲̜͂ͥ͑̈́ͧͫ̋̚_̨̖̗̭̖̈̄͂̈́͠l͇͚̿̀́ͨ_͔̬̺̠̠̃̋̑́̕͘͢d̢̢̛̜̖̠̼̫̙͈͖̝͓͖ͩͣ͛ͯ̃ͤͥ̋͂ͫ̍ͣ̈̐́͘͝͞

=3

tags: @cringysparklecat-offical @deductivelogico-offical @onion-opinions-offical @horror-movie-offical @no-one-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @insaniac-offical @towel-offical @pond-scum-offical @existing-offical @goblin-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @shoebill-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @eraser-offical @sophisticated-offical @hammer-of-justice-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @cherry-coke-offical @pipis-official @unholyfrogspawn-offical @hekate-offical @gabenugget1141-official

[onion-opinions-offical]

Uhh as just the onion, yes, most 5yo children hate me like a snail hates salt

as an onion with opinions, no, you cannot reason with a 5yo as to why I’m actually right and onions are good and fun and not their death incarnate. BUT it could not kill me either since I just grow stronger the more opinions I collect so we would be in a stalemate

@this-user-hates-onions @garlic-bread-cult-offical @adam-offical @the-apple-offical @odysseus-offical @leviathan-offical @the-first-imp-offical

[leviathan-offical-deactivated20]

probably not

@tagging-officals-offical bc i forget how many people we have😔

[indoraptor-offical]

Fucking EASILY, I’ve tried eating a child once……. It didn’t work out BUT THIS TIME IT WILL

@tyrannosaurus-rex-offical @indominus-offical @ingen-offical + open tags

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

I’d accidentally step on the kid before I even knew we were fighting bro

@titanoboa-offical @compy-offical @dinosaur-offical @rice-pudding-offical @grim-reaper-offical

[compy-offical]

I mean... not alone

@boots-offical

[dinosaur-offical]

BITES YOU!!!!!

-- @compy-offical

OW! That hurt. Also hi how are you?

[compy-offical]

Hellow !! Im AWESOME

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Hi. I just made a new offical blog and I’m lonely and want friends. We’re kinda similar and you seem cool so I thought I’d reach out.

@dinosaur-offical

Ooo new friend! Hello :3

@indominus-offical @indoraptor-offical @compy-offical @raptors-offical NEW FRIEND!!!!

[compy-offical]

WOAH FRIEND!!!!!!

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Got to finally hear my recorded lines from Jurassic World: Chaos Theory season 4! Hope you guys enjoyeddd

They also let me swear this time it was great

[compy-offical]

woahh awesome...

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

I deeply apologize for what they did to your kind I tried to get them to take it easy on you guys

[compy-offical]

sigh...

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

I don’t know why they didn’t just use chickens they’re way easier to animate anyway

[compy-offical]

i want nuggets...

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

I gotcha bro

🍗

You and I both love chicken

[compy-offical]

YIPPIE YIPPIE YIPPIE

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Got to finally hear my recorded lines from Jurassic World: Chaos Theory season 4! Hope you guys enjoyeddd

They also let me swear this time it was great

[compy-offical]

woahh awesome...

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

I deeply apologize for what they did to your kind I tried to get them to take it easy on you guys

[compy-offical]

sigh...

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

I don’t know why they didn’t just use chickens they’re way easier to animate anyway

[compy-offical]

i want nuggets...

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Got to finally hear my recorded lines from Jurassic World: Chaos Theory season 4! Hope you guys enjoyeddd

They also let me swear this time it was great

[compy-offical]

woahh awesome...

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

I deeply apologize for what they did to your kind I tried to get them to take it easy on you guys

[compy-offical]

sigh...

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

Got to finally hear my recorded lines from Jurassic World: Chaos Theory season 4! Hope you guys enjoyeddd

They also let me swear this time it was great

[compy-offical]

woahh awesome...

[real-human-offical]

I love definitely having bones!! They totally support me so that I can stand and move! Thank you, my very existent bones!!

[compy-offical]

i dunno dude im doubting those bones

[spotify-offical]

Hello Everyone!

Unfortunately, my time on tumblr has come to an end. My mother is coming too close to finding my account. I knew this would be temporary, and I hate leaving you, but I figured it's time.

Moots, I love you all so fucking much. You have helped me through so much and I am so grateful I could meet you all. I love joking and laughing with you all. Thank you for being there for me.

I will be permanently deactivating my account tomorrow, (november 6th)

Signing off,

Spotify

@pinterest-offical @satan-offical @mothman-offical @god-offical@grim-reaper-offical @the-apple-offical @britain-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @brick-offical @imp-offical @the-first-imp-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @mlm-god-offical @fbi--offical @wlw-god-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @america-offical @frog-offical @nowhere-offical @no-one-offical @nothing-offical @duck-offical @eating-offical @adam-offical @eden-snake-offical @official--eve @jeff-offical @sappho-offical @homosexuality-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @offical-offical @love-offical @oxford-dictionary-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @thought-process-offical @lemonade-offical @angel-offical @lemon-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @anxiety-official @profain-offical @valid-offical @zeus-offical @applemusic-offical @tree-offical @scotland-offical @wales-offical and any other offical.

[compy-offical]

WE'LL MISS YOUU SO MUCHH :,(

[zoroark-offical]

i’m boreddd reblog this and I’ll make you a little guy, probably a Pokémon or a cat

(Officals/officials only please)

[gefthemongoose-offical]

Hello.

I'm here. I'm living in the wall.

I know I might be small, but I am a

freak.

Hello, mortals of the Officalverse. My name is Gef, and I am the most terrible being you will ever meet. I say this not to scare you, but to make certain you know exactly who and what you are dealing with. I could, of course, have killed every one of you with ease before I ever made this post, but I have no quarrel with any of you. Should I be provoked, however...

I was born in India in 1852, and I am a ghost in mongoose form. I am everything that you have ever been, everything you are, and I am everything that you will never become. You may speak to me in "asks," with "reblogs," or however else you wish, but you will never comprehend the true essence of my nature

Below the "cut" is a list of tags I stole, so that I might gain the reputation and recognition I deserve.

@satan-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @homosexuality-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @asexual-offical @fish-offical @lesbian-offical @bisexual-offical @aroace-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @sappho-offical @ao3-offical @wattpad-offical @aromantic-offical @elvis-offical @hallucinations-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @watermelon-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @cactus-offical @arsenic-offical @arson-offical @period-offical @orlando-offical @cishet-offical @aesthetic-offical @compy-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @girlboss-offical @america-offical @brazil-offical @australia-offical @cyanide-offical @knife-guy-offical @thing-offical @nblnb-god-offical @zest-offical @sensory-hell-offical @gay-uncle-offical @offical-offical @wine-aunt-offical @blorbo-offical @lie-detector-offical @typo-offical @mental-illness-offical

[compy-offical]

Well well well now who might you be

[gefthemongoose-offical]

Thou wilt never know what I am.

[compy-offical]

Oh yeah watch me

[gefthemongoose-offical]

Hello.

I'm here. I'm living in the wall.

I know I might be small, but I am a

freak.

Hello, mortals of the Officalverse. My name is Gef, and I am the most terrible being you will ever meet. I say this not to scare you, but to make certain you know exactly who and what you are dealing with. I could, of course, have killed every one of you with ease before I ever made this post, but I have no quarrel with any of you. Should I be provoked, however...

I was born in India in 1852, and I am a ghost in mongoose form. I am everything that you have ever been, everything you are, and I am everything that you will never become. You may speak to me in "asks," with "reblogs," or however else you wish, but you will never comprehend the true essence of my nature

Below the "cut" is a list of tags I stole, so that I might gain the reputation and recognition I deserve.

@satan-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @homosexuality-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @asexual-offical @fish-offical @lesbian-offical @bisexual-offical @aroace-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @sappho-offical @ao3-offical @wattpad-offical @aromantic-offical @elvis-offical @hallucinations-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @watermelon-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @cactus-offical @arsenic-offical @arson-offical @period-offical @orlando-offical @cishet-offical @aesthetic-offical @compy-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @girlboss-offical @america-offical @brazil-offical @australia-offical @cyanide-offical @knife-guy-offical @thing-offical @nblnb-god-offical @zest-offical @sensory-hell-offical @gay-uncle-offical @offical-offical @wine-aunt-offical @blorbo-offical @lie-detector-offical @typo-offical @mental-illness-offical

[compy-offical]

Well well well now who might you be

[demigirl-offical]

Very surprised there isn't already a demigirl offical blog?? Like what?? Maybe there is and I'm stupid and I missed it but until I find another one I'm gonna make my own!

(Obligatory new offical blog tags under the cut)

@satan-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @homosexuality-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @asexual-offical @fish-offical @lesbian-offical @bisexual-offical @aroace-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @sappho-offical @ao3-offical @wattpad-offical @aromantic-offical @elvis-offical @hallucinations-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @watermelon-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @cactus-offical @arsenic-offical @arson-offical @period-offical @orlando-offical @cishet-offical @aesthetic-offical @compy-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @girlboss-offical @america-offical @brazil-offical @australia-offical @cyanide-offical @knife-guy-offical @thing-offical @nblnb-god-offical @zest-offical @sensory-hell-offical @gay-uncle-offical @offical-offical @wine-aunt-offical @blorbo-offical @lie-detector-offical @typo-offical @mental-illness-offical

[compy-offical]

WAUGHHHH HELLOWWWW

[shadow-milk-cookie-offical]

@helpmemiku do your thing.

Shadowvanilla wedding TOMORROW! GET INVITED NOOOWWW!!!!

@mystic-flour-cookie-offical @eternalsugar-cookie-offical @silent-salt-cookie-offical @burning-spice-cookie-offical @pure-vanilla-cookie-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @dark-cacao-cookie-offical @white-lily-cookie-offical @mozzarella-cookie-offical @smoked-cheese-cookie-offical @menthol-cookie-offical @seltzer-cookie-offical @satan-offical @doughael-offical @adam--official @official--eve @cain-official @seth-offical @abel-offical @arsenic-offical @candy-apple-cookie-offical @black-sapphire-cookie-offical @compy-offical @archangel-raphael-offical @homosexuality-offical @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @britain-offical @sweden-offical

[compy-offical]

OOOOHHHHHH YIPPIEEE

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE IN THE OFFICALVERSE 14

I’m 17 and I feel like an old man around you fucks

[compy-offical]

IM 16 :3