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🩸Introduction🩸

Good evening, or whatever. It’s Indo. The ‘perfect weapon’ as they say. Fuck ‘they’, by the way.

I’m mostly pissed off so sorry for all the vitriol you’re gonna see.

I do NOT want to be topped by Blue, I have no idea where that idea came from…….. also what the fuck is a tsundere

I want to eat Owen. Fuck that guy. And fuck those glowing lasers or whatever, they drive me insane.

Paddockmates w @indominus-offical & @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical

PS: sorry about the flat tone, I can’t help it

🩸Relationships🩸

Friends: @tyrannosaurus-rex-offical, @indominus-offical, @spinosaurus-offical, @raptors-offical (sigh)

Enemies: Owen Grady, Blue, the entirety of the damn company, most people tbh, also @ingen-offical

🩸Tags🩸

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plus-boy-len-offical

officalverse tag game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would your user (minus the offical) win against a five year old child? Can be in a fight or any other situation you can think of, js give a yes or no answer and an explanation. most ridiculous answer wins :3

i'll start: i should not be around children at all, but i could beat them in a nosebleed competition with ease. ^q^

@gay-offical @bra1n-offical @gay-news-official @garlic-bread-offical @da-police-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @lemon-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @lesbian-offical @maomao-apothecary-offical and open tags!!!!!!!

maomao-apothecary-offical

I would poison the child easily, but that would get me executed, so no.

uhhhhh @egg-official @mr-clean-offical and open tags

mr-clean-offical

im buff so yeah i could easily beat the child. i could jsut like pick it up and throw it or something idk

uhh @sok-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @not-offical-offical and open tags

astracaedes

s̵̶̵̶̢͉͚̺̰͚̠̟̘͖ͥ́́̒̓̿̍ͯ̈̾̀͑̉͘̚ȯ̷̧̝̺͎̹̰̰͓̩̳͙͈̙̪̟̭͙͐̌ͦ̉̎͑̿ͮ́͋̓ͬͫͯ̔̌̀̊̌̏͛͒̚̕͘͟ͅk͠ w̴̧̧̛̛̠̰͚͎͉̤̼̖̘̱̜̎̏̂̆ͬ̆̏̔̂ͧ̀͑̌̑͗̕͟͟͢͡͞ͅị̵̴̷̢̡̳͉̟̩̠̱̩̘̞̠͔̲̗̓ͮ͗̒̃ͬ͆̏͂͒̂́ͫ̅͘͟͜ll̝ d̸̵͕͕͓͎ͩ͋̉̊̾̀͠ͅę̸̸̡̳͔̻̣̭̫̝̹ͭͦͭ͛̀͊̽ͧͯͬ͜͜͞ṿ̨ͣ̌ǫ̷̸̨̛̮͉̺̗̞̟͔͖̇͗̃́̃̈́̊ͬ̈́͐̏ͨͥ̒̓̓̈̕̚͢u̝̓͗̔_̛̺͗́_̨̡̥͍̮͍̇̋͆_̴̷̧͚̭̟̪́ͫ͂͐ͨ̀ͬ̑̋ͯͥͩͅr̨̜̓ͪ̅͊_̵̸̶̢̖͇͚̫̲̟͕̗̙͇͖̹͍̩̥̻̯̫͇̃̀ͦ́̏̐ͨͬ̍̒ͥ̍͑ͧ͟͟͡ t̸̶̢̡̲̟̜̝̘̻͍̦̥̜̲̪͎̬̼̱̰͈̀ͫ̒̔ͭͩ̔͌̎̒͑̃͌͐́ͦ͒̚͢͝͞h̡̢͔̹̏͋ͨ̓̂ͥͮ̕_̮̼͂_̴̦̗̭̺̦ͧ͌́̐ͩ͟͝e̢͖͔̠̩̜̮̞̤̒̏̿́́́̍͢ c̻ͬͧ̽̚h͖i̖̲̜͂ͥ͑̈́ͧͫ̋̚_̨̖̗̭̖̈̄͂̈́͠l͇͚̿̀́ͨ_͔̬̺̠̠̃̋̑́̕͘͢d̢̢̛̜̖̠̼̫̙͈͖̝͓͖ͩͣ͛ͯ̃ͤͥ̋͂ͫ̍ͣ̈̐́͘͝͞

tags: @cringysparklecat-offical @deductivelogico-offical @onion-opinions-offical @horror-movie-offical @no-one-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @insaniac-offical @towel-offical @pond-scum-offical @existing-offical @goblin-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @shoebill-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @eraser-offical @sophisticated-offical @hammer-of-justice-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @cherry-coke-offical @pipis-official @unholyfrogspawn-offical @hekate-offical @gabenugget1141-official

onion-opinions-offical

Uhh as just the onion, yes, most 5yo children hate me like a snail hates salt

as an onion with opinions, no, you cannot reason with a 5yo as to why I’m actually right and onions are good and fun and not their death incarnate. BUT it could not kill me either since I just grow stronger the more opinions I collect so we would be in a stalemate

@this-user-hates-onions @garlic-bread-cult-offical @adam-offical @the-apple-offical @odysseus-offical @leviathan-offical @the-first-imp-offical

leviathan-offical-deactivated20

probably not

@tagging-officals-offical bc i forget how many people we have😔