*fucknasty pervert thoughts*

| 24 | hi my name is Snake. I'm ur local degenerate, a writer, a goofball, a wannabe comedian, and above all, a loser | (who's from Ohio, despite it all) | find my fics under Etwas_Schlaues on AO3 |

[chaoticbis]

im sorry for not updating any of my fics (specifically my lv one). i have no motivation lol.

[butchniqabi]

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

[urgetocreate]

Aimee Erickson (American b.1967), Laguna Beach, 2026, Oil on panel

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

[xbeautifulxgarbage]

[cathartidae]

hey. dont cry. 566 california condors, okay? 369 free flying.[1] it's gonna be okay.

[cathartidae]

for the record, in 1987 there were 27. [2] things can get better.

[cathartidae]

HEY. DONT CRY. 607 CALIFORNIA CONDORS, OKAY? 392 FREE FLYING. [3]

[charl0ttan]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[bernieandtheaeroplanes]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[tendie-defender]

We should bring back forest green.

[vintage-tigre]

Roman carnelian intaglio ring engraved with a pair of lovers, ca. 100 BC - AD 50

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[lowkeloki]

[birdsareblooming]

pandora’s box but it’s a gamecube

[birdsareblooming]

girl no

[sonicbible]

She opens up the disc drive and all the horrors of the world are released but there is also a copy of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

[blazepress]

[halcyon-ia]

break the rules

[lord-kitschener]

no gods no kings no masters

[0sbrain]