willy’s wonderland sentence starters
❝ what the hell is wrong with you? ❞
❝ i don’t have time for this today, okay? ❞
❝ oh, talk sweet to me all you want. ❞
❝ i’ll be back in the morning. ❞
❝ now ain’t that a dilly of a pickle? ❞
❝ you want god to laugh, you tell him your plans. ❞
❝ i enjoy a man of few words. ❞
❝ you know the story, right? ❞
❝ congratulations. you are officially on staff. ❞
❝ it’s gonna be dark soon. ❞
❝ be sure to take breaks. always good to pace yourself. ❞
❝ let’s get the hell outta here. ❞
❝ i can’t stand to hear a grown man scream. ❞
❝ calm down, dude. no need to be a superhero. ❞
❝ have you never worn handcuffs before? ❞
❝ what the hell am i looking in the fridge for? ❞
❝ this isn’t for your entertainment, okay? ❞
❝ if we’re doing this, we’re gonna do this as a mission, not a field trip. ❞
❝ are you with me or not? ❞
❝ i got a wife and kid on the way and i do love the overtime pay. ❞
❝ so what’s the plan the rest of the evening? ❞
❝ i’m gonna eat your eyes out and then feast on your soul. ❞
❝ you’re as hot as a pancake on a grill and just as yummy. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, but i’m just not okay with letting somebody burn alive in there if we can do something about it. ❞
❝ we supposed to go in there and get killed too? ❞
❝ did you not hear what i just said? ❞
❝ we don’t need any more batman bullshit, all right? ❞
❝ say what you gotta say. speak up. ❞
❝ am i lying? no, i’m not. it’s the truth. ❞
❝ when are you getting it through your thick-ass skull, huh? kissing that ass ain’t gonna get you that ass, playboy. ❞
❝ now how the hell are we supposed to get out of here? ❞
❝ it’s your fault we were on the roof. ❞
❝ i’m trying to help you, you dumbass! ❞
❝ they baited you. you’re here to be a human sacrifice. you’re here to be eaten and killed. ❞
❝ this is where it actually happened… ❞
❝ is it weird that i’m getting really turned on right now? ❞
❝ it’s not my birthday. ❞
❝ have you been listening to a word i’ve been saying? ❞
❝ has that thing always been here? ❞
❝ people made their beds, they gotta lie in ’em. ❞
❝ i really need you to help me find my friends. please. ❞
❝ you don’t have to be afraid of me. ❞
❝ i guess i don’t expect you to believe me. ❞
❝ i hoped that you were different. ❞
❝ i can answer all your questions. ❞
❝ okay. i get it. i get it. the boys told you to pull a fast one on me. bravo. nice try. ❞
❝ we had a real hobson’s choice on our hands. you know what that is? ❞
❝ well, the good news is, i can fix it. the bad news is, it’s gonna have to sit till i get the part. ❞
❝ i usually pride myself on being able to expect the unexpected, but sometimes, life throws you a zinger. ❞
❝ much as she pisses me off, i couldn’t live with losing that girl. ❞
❝ i’m not giving you a choice. go. ❞
❝ are you ready to be a murderer? ❞
❝ i ain’t no cult member and i ain’t no murderer! ❞
❝ my entire life, it’s like i’ve been a ghost. ❞
❝ you just gonna sit there and watch all of this happen and not do anything about it? ❞
❝ i’m gonna set things right. ❞
❝ no más, por favor. por favor, no más. no más. ❞
❝ we had a good thing, but you just went and fucked it all up. ❞
❝ look at me when i’m talking to you. ❞
❝ all you had to do was die. was that so hard? ❞
❝ always nice to add another toy to the collection. ❞
❝ i was waiting for you. ❞
❝ who are you calling a pussy? ❞
❝ oh my god, it’s actually over! ❞
❝ we gonna celebrate. i’m buying. ❞
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