The Nerding Life

No real theme: funny, important, or nerdy things like MTG or D&D! Game maker, cosplayer, GM, archer, tuba player, university athlete. Feel free to message me :) always happy to talk about anything if you need me.

[loremerchant]

[radvera]

finally some good news

[witchoffires-blog]

my little sister just found out at school that you can create a religion and wants me to help her turn Halloween into a year long religion. And i  never knew i wanted this until now. We will be the Halloween Cult. I am so ready for this.

[witchoffires-blog]

My sister came up with some cult rules.

Do not deny the spooky.

Be nice to children.

Don’t be pressuring others into the religion, if they don’t want to hear leave them alone.

Every second Wednesday of each month is Pumpkin Worship, that is when you eat pumpkin flavored things, carve pumpkins, or burn pumpkin spice scented candles. Just embrace the pumpkin.

Don’t be mean to other people for reasons they can’t control, but hey if they are doing it on purpose just to annoy you, destroy them.

No touch other people if they don’t want you to, this includes hair.

Halloween is a holy day, embrace it and become one with the spooky.

Costumes are an everyday thing, but sometimes it can be inappropriate, be aware of when to embrace the spooky and when to just be a little spooky.

Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t be spooky, and if they do tell you then they don’t know what they’re talking about. You can be all the spooky all you want.

Be nice to animals.

Be ready to help others when you can but still remember that you need to put your needs first.

You are spooky, you are amazing, you are fabulous. Say it.

idk but i think we need more, go ask you internet nerd friends.

can yall think of anything else?

[witchoffires-blog]

OKay i asked her how one would join the cult and she said to light a jack-o-lantern on a full moon then yodel into the night for the pumpkin king and if he approves you, you will hear someone yell “stut the fuck up” then you are part of the cult.

have fun yodeling my friends

[sexywizardsdotcom-deactivated20]

I CAST FUCK YOU

[furiousfathommage]

Dispel Magic!

[ykana]

[butt-berry]

[banji-effect]

Also whoever made these should probably be my therapist from now on??

[crackwhorecouture]

[waidago-deactivated20190507]

man do I sure love destiny

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

[taragrimface]

(from a 2015 interview)

i hope she’s comfortable

[hella-gay-trash]

Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

another example of Koko’s humour by Jane Goodall:

[autumngracy]

Nothing pleases me more than to learn the fact that apes also will look at a thing and go “it me”

[chimericaloutlier]

#hardsame

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

[grxnk1d]

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

[distressedshipper-deactivated20]

“I’ve got a physics quiz tomorrow can you do it then”

[alexielapril]

It wasn’t love at first sight,maybe because she shown her defects before her qualities,but she is a complex character with all these beautiful layers,and i know she is happy somewhere ,with a beautiful gown and a complete lack of social skills

[failnation]

A true scientist

[rakarchive-deactivated20191109]

really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories and myths about legendaries and trading items and sharing TMs along with sugary snacks and pokedex chargers all while their pokemon are out of their pokeballs and all bundled up in blankets sleeping soundly next to their trainers while they stare up at the stars shining through the glass ceiling over their heads

[dubustuff]

#this is what pokemon’s all about

[jollysunflora]

#this is…so nice

[littlestmedic]

- Or cheering as someone’s Pokemon evolves from a battle - Teens helping younger trainers fresh from the professors lab with training their Pokemon to be the best they can be - Friendships between Pokemon just as strong as the friendships between their trainers - Healing or reviving a strangers Pokemon because they have to get out of this cave and it’s a long trek to the next town and you know how dangerous it is to be stranded without allies in the wild - Teens growing and learning with their Pokemon - Trainers sharing Pokemon food with trainers who can’t afford good quality feed - Gym leaders taking the time to teach everyone who lost against them how to improve - Pokemon trainers pairing up to walk to the next town over especially if they’re younger so they don’t get lost or hurt - Just trainers looking out for other trainers and other Pokemon and ahhhhh

[relatablemagic]

[rabdoidal]

felt like doing my own softer world style comic, for beau and molly again

✨ kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous ✨

[dynamicsymmetry]

Good stuff.

[eerian-sadow]

This. This is good fiction writing advice. I really appreciate how it was formatted as “this is a common problem, here is a solution to try in your own work” and not “oh god, don’t do that!” without any extra help. And I extra appreciated the “don’t rely on adverbs” bit, because they do have their place but they aren’t the only way actions can be emphasized.

[self-care-suggestion]

Hey if your neck deep in a creative project and you are surrounded by line art/codes/paragraphs without homes, I want you to know that you’ll figure it out. I believe in you. Don’t give up, the world needs your thing. 

[tarydarrington]

[distressed off-screen noises]