hey hey hey i'm just a little guy

(AJ, 25, any pronouns)

[spinetacks]

a random vocal stim I picked up is matt doing this impression

every day of my life tyler black is a stock phrase I use now when I feel annoyed/indifferent about having to do a task nfhd

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[onewingedsuperkick]

Oh my GOD?!

[hucklerabbot-and-rock]

[hannrum]

Give this man a baby

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[allelitewrestlings]

[monsob-6667]

this is So Fucking Stupid lmao

og meme below

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[schadentekkers]

+ bonus:

[anaeolist]

season 2 going well so far

[byjove]

the fuck do you mean someone owns the 5,400 year old tomb

[plushdablush]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[maineventomega]

Genuinely sick to my stoma

[zyzscribbles]

Important question

[awkwardbirdsdreaming]

Okay but I think these two are onto something

[verbrannt74]

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

[calyshine]

This is nothing like what I usually post but I NEEDED TO SHARE THISSS!! Brushbuddy my beloved-

[gonzocoded]

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual