if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun
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if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun
does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse
girl your incoherent typing style and strange offputting nature has entranced and enraptured my very being
i love these stickers tbh
i went to the akashic records & none of the higher beings even knew you
Truly the healing powers of sitting in front of an open window at the beginning of spring
the way being hungry literally makes you evil
“Doing arithmetic in front of an audience is a fool’s errand.”
—Math professor after writing 3+9=13
if mangoes didn’t have the stone in the middle, humanity would reach a new level of hedonism. we could just eat thru the whole thing without having to think. we’d permanently regress to a primal state. the seed grounds us, makes us careful when we eat. this defines us. fuck i wish i had a mango
spring is just like *wildly oscillates between feeling a gut-wrenching melancholy and happily basking in the sun like a cat*
if i see one more person say yeah he was apparently racist :/ when asked what prince philip “did” im gonna go insane lmao it’s not a matter of one-off problematic™️ moments from some random old white man — this dude presided over the most powerful, brutal, and racist colonial power on earth for decades. thats why we’re celebrating now and thats why we’ll continue to celebrate every time one of these crusty little british royals finally kicks it. read a book im begging
a lot of things happened today
love the way this website comes together when some cunt dies
if your first thought when you hear me say "i hate leeches" is 'vampires' and not 'landlords' unfollow me. this is a pro-vampire, anti-landlord only zone.