[concwetejungle]

hi i’m valentina and this is jackass. call me val because if you call me by my full name i flashback to my mother yelling at me in portuguese. bad omens assistant tour manager, all around gremlin.

find me on chats @ buxxxommilkmaid

[signalredd]

if i keep posting nonsense eventually one of you has to fall in love with me

[infectiouspiss]

they should make five nights at snoopys where nothing bad happens and you spend a week with your friend snoopy

[ultrvmonogamy]

the sexual tension between me n making it weird

[nostalgebraist]

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

[greelin]

never beating the nervous prey animal allegations

[greelin]

anyone: hey

me immediately:

[birdingbutch]

*me eating something that I know will make my tummy hurt* i don't really care if this makes my tummy hurt

*a few hours later when my tummy hurts* oh... the quencies ...

[bulkhummus]

I LOVE BED

[concwetejungle]

why in gods name am i awake rn

[fatalplants]

[concwetejungle]

did noah really tag my selfie that i’m annoying 🤺

[kosmogrl]

sorry, I'm busy looking for love in everything. yes it's gonna take all day.

[vampiredaze]

her boobs ease the pain call it iboobprofeun

[concwetejungle]

yes i am watching the muppets and no i wont be judged for it bc who doesn’t love kermit the frog

[drops-of-universe]

When he thinks you're lighting candles to be sweet and romantic but you are actually about to sacrifice him

[stuckinapril]

i am a perfectly nonchalant person. except on days where i crave love. then i choke up and go insane and begin howling at the moon

[stuckinapril]

me and the girls we. think about how we crave love so much our whole being aches with it

[signalredd]

if i keep posting nonsense eventually one of you has to fall in love with me