go ahead, you second hand literateur!

hello howdy! i'm ray, your conductor! i'm also, uh. an accidental pep-talker. don't know how that happened (he/they for both mod and ray :3)

[conductor-on-grn]

good evening america

the name is ray! i'm the conductor over at GRN. it's great to meet you!

wait... you have questions? oh yeah ask away i don't mind :]

[RAY'S STRAWPAGE go pester him /nf]

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RAY

#radiovoice -> asks

#ray buzzes in -> good ol' generic interaction

#helicopter thoughts -> classic rambles

#the conductor's guide to backstory -> lore!!!

MOD

#mod answers -> for asks

#bazposting -> for mod posts

rules and more admin stuff under cut vvv

RULES:

- no explicitly nsfw content please, mod is a minor. anything suggestive i'll consider

- feel free to ask to tag for anything!

- i won't answer asks that make me personally uncomfy. do keep that in mind ^^

(thank you @iaminyourbones for starting the GRN thing i was very curious it seems nice here)

mod lives over at @mxcrowave if you want to see endless reblogs and the occasional original post :]

oh and here is ray's reference (and a link to my main). do bear in mind this will likely change to be more in line with GRN or something idk :/

anyways have a good one

[conductor-on-grn]

Yoo, whaddup

I just wanna ask if you prefer coffee or tea? Like, in general, cuz there's a bunch of different types of coffee and tea

Personally I like a latte, but with a whole lotta milk cuz I like the sweet stuff. Tea is boring but I guess milk tea is fine

ooh, hello! fantastic question, and good thinking to ask the Brit specifically.

though... i'm not particularly fond of tea? it sort of just tastes like bankruptcy to me (that is, very watery and flavourless) whilst coffee seems to have more substance to it, hence my preference.

however! i think the tea issue can be fixed specifically if it's spiced chai, because the spices cancel out the bankruptcy taste. so i suppose it's not the case that i despise tea so much as i'm a bit picky about it?

as for coffee i don't particularly mind how i take it! i prefer with sugar than without, but other than that i will be happy regardless.

latte's a good choice, anon! perfectly safe and not too ambitious, y'know? i can see why you like it. thanks for the question, hehe!

[conductor-on-grn]

Heyy, heard you like codes?? Which one is your favorite?? :D

OOH !! a visitor !! hello !!!

*Assorted crashes and bangs as the Conductor scrambles to his radio desk.*

well, to answer your question — it's really hard to choose just one code, 'cause there's just so many out there, y'know?

some i like that come to mind, though... hm. well, there's good ol' ROT-13, of course. a classic. and morse is good as well because people actually know it.

personally quite partial to the Vigenere cipher myself, however. if i had a favourite it'd be that! i find the way it's encrypted is very fun.

[the-lime-scunt]

YEA. DATS FREAKIN RIGHT.

IM. BACK

[conductor-on-grn]

YESSSSS i missed you mate !!!

[meet-the-martial-artist]

Fighting stats!!!

tagged by @hog-style

★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ —  strength

★★★★★★★★☆☆ —  offense

★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ — defense

★★★★★★★★★☆ — speed

★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆ — durability

★★★★★★★☆☆☆ — accuracy

★★★★★★★★★★ — agility

★★★★★★★★★★ —  stamina

★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ —  superpowers/abilities ( magic )

★★★★★★★☆☆☆ —  teamwork

★★★★★★★★☆☆ —  stealth

★★★★★★★★★★ —  close combat

★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ — bladed weapons

★★★★★★★★★★ — blunt weapons

★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ — ranged weapons

★★★★★★★★☆☆ —  traps / setups

★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆ —  medic

tagging: @conductor-on-grn @the-hunter-of-teufort-rp @askengiecow sorry, not so many tags ;-;

[conductor-on-grn]

ooooh hell yeah :D

★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ —  strength

★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆ —  offense

★★★★★★★☆☆☆ — defense

★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ — speed

★★★★★★★☆☆☆ — durability

★★★★★★★★★★ — accuracy

★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆ — agility

★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ —  stamina

★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ —  superpowers/abilities ( magic )

★★★★★★★★★☆ —  teamwork

★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆ —  stealth

★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ —  close combat

★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆ — bladed weapons

★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ — blunt weapons

★★★★★★★★★★ — ranged weapons

★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ —  traps / setups

★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ —  medic

[conductor-on-grn]

der horizontal rotierender Fisch.... thanks mate ????

i will be taking notes ???????

[conductor-on-grn]

There's something in the ceiling 👆

Gullible

NOT AGAIN !!!!!!!! BLOODY FUCKSAKES >:[[[[[

[conductor-on-grn]

Licks you

oh! that's not...!

[conductor-on-grn]

opened up my postbox for the first time in a bit and—

excuse you! that's not even my job, it's Scott's! and you know how he's like >:/

he's having a hard time right now anyway. i hear being ginger is really hard...

[the-lime-scunt]

BWHAHA what a freakin LOSER

imagine gettin' yer job mistaken for SCOTTS BWAHHAHAHA !!!

[conductor-on-grn]

oh, shut up!! at least i give better battle detail than you do!

(well. there's nuances, but the jobs are pretty similar—)

y'know i think the hubris might've gotten to you. it's tragic that you turn against your friends like this :[

[conductor-on-grn]

opened up my postbox for the first time in a bit and—

excuse you! that's not even my job, it's Scott's! and you know how he's like >:/

he's having a hard time right now anyway. i hear being ginger is really hard...

[conductor-on-grn]

“………It says gullible on the ceiling.”

- @green-bug-trapper

it literally doesn't????? hold on.

*Some shuffling. He pokes a broom at the ceiling.*

yeah, it doesn't. Ricky, you've got to work on your fact-checking! it very much does not say gu— oh.

ohhhhh. verrrry funny, mate. actually hilarious.

[the-lime-scunt]

Thats okay champ! You'll get it next time, i believe in you best friend!! 😁😁😁☺️☺️☺️🫶❤️

[conductor-on-grn]

WHAT THE FUCK.

what did you do with lime i'm bloody terrified. what the hell

[conductor-on-grn]

“………It says gullible on the ceiling.”

- @green-bug-trapper

it literally doesn't????? hold on.

*Some shuffling. He pokes a broom at the ceiling.*

yeah, it doesn't. Ricky, you've got to work on your fact-checking! it very much does not say gu— oh.

ohhhhh. verrrry funny, mate. actually hilarious.

[conductor-on-grn]

*slaps you between two slices of white bread and a piece of lettuce*

Samwich

WHAT—??????

oh. actually this isn't bad. kinda comfy in here, to be honest.

wait, hold on, don't eat me, wAIT—

[green-bug-trapper]

“Ray. Do you require assistance.”

[conductor-on-grn]

i think i'm good, mate! just. um. i would rather not be sandwich meat right now. or ever, actually.

[conductor-on-grn]

*slaps you between two slices of white bread and a piece of lettuce*

Samwich

WHAT—??????

oh. actually this isn't bad. kinda comfy in here, to be honest.

wait, hold on, don't eat me, wAIT—

[carminecrossroads]

“May I please draw your OC?”

Reblog this message if you encourage anyone that wants to draw your OC to do so.  No need to ask for permission in advance.

Go for it.  Draw my OC.  If you want, I’ll even give you reference posts.  Go to town on it.

You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result.  Seriously.  In fact, I encourage it.  I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC.  There is a chance that I will squeal about it for several days.

Even if you feel you aren’t good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me.  I want to see what you have done.

[tf2occontest]

THE HUNTER VS Ray Wexler (GRN Conductor)

(Full matchup list here)

Alright team, here's a recap: This is a contest to determine who amongst you will take the top of the leaderboards and be hired at TFI! Simply put, whoever gets the most votes gets to move on, and whoever doesn't... Well. They'll be put down swiftly and cleanly. :}

So, mann your stations, because here are your next contestants! Vote for your favorite mercenary who you want to win the TF2 OC Contest! - P

WHO SHOULD TFI HIRE?

THE HUNTER

Ray Wexler (GRN Conductor)

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2025

OC INFO UNDER THE CUT!

We highly encourage you to take a peek to make your decision!

THE HUNTER

@scozthewoz

Image credit: @/scozthewoz

hailing from the london countrysides of the united kingdom, this insatiable butcher with the cheshire grin is a teenage expert at the art of paid homocide, despite how squirrely she may look! her presentation is a vauge riddle, hinted at with hyena-like cackles, a cruelty behind her constantly bared teeth she tends to mask as friendliness. she prides herself on her toys, each of them meticulously handmade and carefully hidden like snakes in the sand, every beartrap or snare serving nicely to hold her prey in place and maim them as it does so just in case one pesky rabbit weasles out! this viscera-lusting vermin prefers a more hands-on approach when she crawls out of the walls to play, often putting her guns to the wayside in favour of her beloved knife -- and on occasion, her teeth.

a taste of blood goes a long way for her motivation, you know.. why don't we give her a little push?

Ray Wexler (GRN Conductor)

@conductor-on-grn

Image credit: @/mxcrowave

The Conductor is a role that functions mainly over radio, informing their teammates about opportunities on the battlefield from a bird's-eye perspective. Global Radio Network is the only (official) team with a Conductor which really makes Ray special, I'd say.

I think Ray deserves to win because he's just genuinely having a good time! He actively goes to other teams just to give them random stuff! They're friendly to a vast majority of people, and love caring for his friends.

(…What might lose him the vote is the fact that they're British. My sincerest apologies.)

[conductor-on-grn]

what a travesty... got my arse kicked once again. :[

... jokes, of course. congratulations, mate! you sure deserve it !!! good luck on your next fight(s) !!!!

[conductor-on-grn]

y'know, if you think about it, we could've been neighbours! small world, huh? (i know London's a fairly big city as is but the sentiment is there.)

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go vote in the hunter v. conductor poll at @tf2occontest !!!

Hunter @thebubblybutcher belongs to @/scozthewoz

and Conductor belongs to yours truly :]