Bzzt

“………It says gullible on the ceiling.”

- @green-bug-trapper

it literally doesn't????? hold on.

*Some shuffling. He pokes a broom at the ceiling.*

yeah, it doesn't. Ricky, you've got to work on your fact-checking! it very much does not say gu— oh.

ohhhhh. verrrry funny, mate. actually hilarious.

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*Trapper…… laughs? It sort of sou like a weird clicky laugh at least.*

“You are the ‘April fool’ Ray.”

*slaps you between two slices of white bread and a piece of lettuce*

Samwich

WHAT—??????

oh. actually this isn't bad. kinda comfy in here, to be honest.

wait, hold on, don't eat me, wAIT—

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“Ray. Do you require assistance.”

*Trapper gives ray a bar of chocolate*

“Ray. It is St. valentines day. I believe giving chocolate is the norm for this holiday. Enjoy.”

- @green-bug-trapper

aw, fuck, 'Ric, you shouldn't have!!! i think this is, like — the really good stuff too, i think—? man.

*He grins from ear to ear, holding the chocolate bar close to his chest.*

that's really sweet of you, mate. you sure you don't want a bite yourself?

*Trapper stares for a moment, contemplating his answer.*

“No. It is yours.”

the-silentsnake

*stares at you*

Hello.

*drops a microphone on the floor.*

I stole this from scott. It is yours now.

- @green-bug-trapper

he froze before he picked up Scott's microphone hesitantly

...t-thank you Mister trapped I-...why is it so acidy- Okay uh good job! I think I have some bottle caps in my office. go visit lime and make sure hes doing the job correctly

Okay.

Thank you mr. Gio.

*bites your microphone*

- @green-bug-trapper

*He yawned. but soon jumped as he saw the trapper bite his mic with a 'HAARRMMMPP-*

H-HEY HEY N-NO BUG WHAT DID I SAY BOUT BITIN-

*Scurries away with the mic in its mouth.*

I stole your microphone scott.

MERRY CHRISTMAS BUGSY !!!!

i bring strawberry candy canes, since you said you didn't like the minty ones. :] you want them?

— @conductor-on-grn

Mint is the bane of my existence. Thank you ray.

Merry Christmas to you too.

*trapper pokes his head into the radio station.*

Hello scott. I apologise for you seeing me yesterday.

I also would like my bong back. My shelf is missing a space and i want to fill it.

- @green-bug-trapper

Scotts head was down on his desk. Groaning as "you make it feel like Christmas" by Gwen Stefani plays on repeat

beside him was a empty paper bag for his lunch and a empty food container. as well as a half eaten brownie. Trappers bong was on the shelf right near him

Scott are you alright. Are you sick.

*he takes a step closer and sits down awkwardly next to scotts chair. It pokes him with a claw and leans closer*

Scott are you alive.

grn-sniper-tf2

*bites you. Does not get irradiated*

Interesting.

- @green-bug-trapper

I uhh-

Buggy what ya tryna do?

A Ken that am radioactive but fit ye dein?

*stares at you like this*

Bomg

Hhhhhhhhhh

Bug?...y...you doin okay there pardner?

Heelloo scoot. I am fine.

*he is laying flat on the giant heating pad in his room, a bong is sat next to him. He wiggles a claw at scott before turning to look at him*

The floor is comfy and warm.

...i could...uh i could see that...You-...Imma just take this away-

he stepped over bug trapper, grabbing the bong

Okayyy.

Can i come over to say hii laterr. Or do you know where ray is. I want to ask him to make me rice again. Have you had rice scott. It is delicious.

Bomg

Hhhhhhhhhh

Bug?...y...you doin okay there pardner?

Heelloo scoot. I am fine.

*he is laying flat on the giant heating pad in his room, a bong is sat next to him. He wiggles a claw at scott before turning to look at him*

The floor is comfy and warm.

Bomg

Hhhhhhhhhh

Teethbrish.

- @green-bug-trapper

yessir!!!

unfortunately i haven't accidentally bought them en-masse this time, so i don't have any to give away :[

I want to eat one.

fair enough! not the weirdest thing i've ever heard.

i mean, they do sell edible teethbrish, right? maybe i'll get some of those, see if they're any good.

Teethbrish gummie.

Please ray.

*weird bug equivalent of puppy dog eyes*

when i next go into town, Bugsy!! i'll need to invest first.

honestly, this can be like a little experiment! i'm picturing it now: are service station teethbrish gummies any good?

That sounds fun.

If they taste of mint i will not touch them.

Mint is the bane of my existence.

that's where you and i differ, mi amigo. i'd say i'm the mintiest minter to ever mint.

from the looks of what i've looked up, there seems to be a lot of mint, though. but i've seen different kinds everywhere, so there's variety at least?

i guess it's settled! the newest thing on the agenda is teethbrish acquisition and science.