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they/them, 25, white about

[5thcloud]

weird dog

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[isawken]

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

[kensawyou]

what’s a henway?

[isawken]

ABOUT 3 TO 5 POUNDS!!!!

[foolishwizard]

As a person 👱 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[drizzledrawings]

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

[sitting-on-me-bum]

Gray Catbird

Andrew Theus

[chick-it-out]

have you heard the gray catbird?

Visit Original Link

now you have :v

[digital-myau]

[mona-l1sa]

[shithowdy]

it's 1pm at the marsh! come on down, we've got

𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹𝓈!!!

[roadwhores]

by jeremy ville

[lamignonette]

[bobdylanyaoi]

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

job ?

LISTEN TO RECORDS

[bobdylanyaoi]

to the people who said “this except alcohol”: i support you & your sobriety/preference for other substances. i hope all goes well and you have the best summer ever.

to the few people who said “this except rpf”: sorry this isn’t about you. this post is for real rpfers only and if you can’t get behind that then you aren’t invited to the BDY summer plans

[jetix]

Garchomp Line Bead Art by Pokebeards

[conecap]

hey

[conecap]

life updates altho this blog is very dead I want to revive it

- graduated college

- have an awesome gf who I refer to as my wife and we live together

- still into birds, not as into emily dickinson but I still love her

- updated interests include loz + xdinary heroes + the locked tomb

if any mutuals are reading this how are you. Been a while!!!!

[conecap]

hey

[thegenderal]

Sometimes i see you ppl say like i want a farmer bf i want a farmer gf 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 well that’s fine and all but i hope you know that when you take off our belts after a hard days work the only thing youre gonna find is dirt.

[thegenderal]

“Whats in your pants?” “Dirt.”

[thegenderal]