get up and go!!!

august; 23; it/its its MY blog and i choose the white man to be horny about

[dzzydream3r]

normal people: omg hi how are u

that one gay friend u try to ignore: a dagger a dagger please fetch me a dagger

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[correctopinionhaver]

i predict when tumblr finally does end someday there won't be any warning or fanfare. we'll all just be blogging one day and all of the sudden it'll be like

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

[dragonpyre]

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spookyscarysnails]

[lesbianherstorian]

lesbians of color marching at the los angeles christopher street west pride parade, june 1979

[pumpkinrasberryswirl]

Me love it when puppet characters do this

[warbeneaththerain]

happy throating the mic thursday

[warbeneaththerain]

and yet

[warbeneaththerain]

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[plant-dad-sulu]

[lesbile]

bush haters always have that soulless look in their eyes

[shodaw]

We’re forgiving all his war crimes now?

[pippindot]

ummm found it like this

[dogpuppy]

[thelostcanyon]

Stormy skies to the south, Cochise County, Arizona.

[hirsuteandcute]

I'm just going to say it - body hair (and beauty standards in general) is truly one of the final frontiers of women's issues in the West. Too many women just love their gilded cage too much. It shocks me how virulently women will defend it. I barely open my mouth and the "well I like how it feels. it just makes me feel cleaner. sensory issues. I do it for me. feminism is about choosing (to conform)." brigade come rushing in by the dozens.

Well I don't like how it feels. I don't feel cleaner without body hair. I don't prefer not having body hair. But who will advocate for women like me, but me? For women who do like hair removal, they are advocated for every time they step out of the house and see 99% of the female population also conforming to that standard, or when they watch a movie and see all the shaved actresses, or view an advertisment, or open a magazine, or watch a music video, or scroll through social media, or walk down the streets without receiving insults and glares for having a completely normal bodily feature.

You genuinely can't even point out that hairlessness is a man-made standard without women losing their shit and acting like they are totally immune to propaganda they've been exposed to from birth. I'm so tired.

[valtsv]

i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.

[valtsv]

i also think that it would be wonderfully ironic if those who sought the fame and glory of the title of 'dragonslayer' only ended up with the bitter, enduring reminder of the devastation they're responsible for. this is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie