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MY MISSION IS TO CRAFT AN IMAGE OF THE CONÉS ALVIE

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Urk.. i need to finish this... ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE: WHITE GUILT TEMPEST!

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when i was born from the mud under the troughs the pigs slop doesnt even reach, i had a "goal" in my mind it singlehandedly drove me to drink, to party nonstop with drugs & finally to tumblr post, and my mind was ruined FUBAR style and i forgot my goal sorry

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sleephater: drinking a monster at 8pm BTW. then i will stare at lamps til the morn doth corn

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sorry i haven't posted for a bit, i was in the hospital but instead of the iv there was butane in my veins and im out to cut the junkie

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fucking fuming over losers online. going to drive rail road spikes into random parking lot tires to calm down

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do you freaks even understand how swimming in pussies i am. men with neoprojouns climbing on my arms like im a juggle gym. all from posting

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people keep asking me why my poasts dont have a consistent authoiral voice, and to that i say, how bout you, shut up

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CONES HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

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ghouls and oghres roam the street.. darkness fills the air... the spooky spirit fills up into our lungs...

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