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good evening, conesalvie was a 24 month sociological study conducted by lizard university. we are now complete with our study. thank you for your time

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MY MISSION IS TO CRAFT AN IMAGE OF THE CONÉS ALVIE

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women/ladies/girls/men/other experts in the field hate these one weird tricks

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must be one of those bugged 10000 notes post 🤣

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the pergerts worging at mario keep showing its nose in tweets

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im begging im fucking begging you right now im blegging on my hand and knees please quit my job

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quitting my job i gotta poop

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whacking my decrepit clintoris to geoguesser fails compilation vidzzz

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Yeah Yeah The Poop Knife we had all seen it

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IM SORRY: GRANDPA KILLED IN STEAMROLLER ACCIDENT SHOOTING SPINDLY GRANDPA SPORES IN ANY DIRECTION

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IM SORRY, GRANDPA: KILLED IN STEAMROLLER, ACCIDENT SHOOTING SPINDLY GRANDPA SPORES IN. ANY DIRECTION

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IM SORRY: GRANDPA KILLED IN STEAMROLLER ACCIDENT SHOOTING SPINDLY GRANDPA SPORES IN ANY DIRECTION

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you only want me for my posts you don't give two ball's about my dashing smile

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Urk.. i need to finish this... ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE: WHITE GUILT TEMPEST!

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when i was born from the mud under the troughs the pigs slop doesnt even reach, i had a "goal" in my mind it singlehandedly drove me to drink, to party nonstop with drugs & finally to tumblr post, and my mind was ruined FUBAR style and i forgot my goal sorry

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sleephater: drinking a monster at 8pm BTW. then i will stare at lamps til the morn doth corn

sleeplover:

slee!

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youre a really good poster ans theyre genuinely sleeping on you

anonymous brown noser spitting factuals

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or yeah baby

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sorry i haven't posted for a bit, i was in the hospital but instead of the iv there was butane in my veins and im out to cut the junkie