Mangy Beast

Reggie, he/him I'm really annoying. This blog supports useless creatures. My art is not strictly sfw. Bug haters do not interact. I also run @gulopets (my dog's blog) @zoiboiz (borzoi reblogs) and @mustelidmess (mustelid blog)

[reggiemess]

doo-doo head

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... her belly grumbling could wake the dead!

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[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her belly could wake anyone from even the deepest slumber!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... a grumble of her belly could wake skeletons, dracula, and more!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... when her belly grumbled, frankenstein sat up and went "what was that sound?"

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly caused quite a stir!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry on an airplane... her belly grumbles were mistaken for turbulence, and the other passengers left posthaste!

[blemgoid]

My dearest companion,

It is with utmost urgency that I commit to paper an occurrence so singular that I fear it may strain your credulity. I trust this message finds you in sound health and undisturbed repose, for I cannot say the same of those unfortunate enough to dwell within the vicinity of yo esteemed mama.

Having, by circumstances too tedious to recount, passed the evening beneath her roof, I was shortly after midnight awakened by a most dreadful and prolonged rumbling, so profound in its depth that I mistook it first for distant cannonade, then for an earthquake, and finally for the Last Trump itself. Imagine my astonishment upon discovering the disturbance emanated not from Heaven or the deepest bowels of Hell, but from the singularly vacant stomach of yo good mama.

The tumult was of such prodigious force that every sleeper in the household sprang from his bed in confusion. Even the old groundskeeper, who I know for a fact has slept through thunder-bolts and musket fire alike, emerged from his shack demanding to know who had sounded the alarm.

I entreat you, dear friend, to prevail upon yo mama to partake of a modest supper before retiring, lest her entire estate be compelled to awaken at the command of her insatiable stomach.

I remain, with every sentiment of esteem,

Your most obedient and humble servant,

yo mama facts

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly can be heard from very far away!

[reggiemess]

Taking 50 mg of adderall and sorting the jumbo bag of stroe brand fruity pebbles by color.

[glavilio]

Auguste Jean Baptiste Roubille for Le Rire #20, June 20, 1903 (via umn.edu)

[thrumbolt]

[asdf-2000]

This has dialog!

Lui - Je veux que tu me pomettes de ne jamais monter a bicycletto. Elle - oh! comme tu es entier!

rough trans:

Him – I want you to promise me you'll never ride a bicycle. Her – Oh! You’re so uncompromising!

[a-book-of-creatures]

*promettes and bicyclette, but otherwise yes.

Also, “entier” means “uncompromising” here, but also means “whole”, and, when used to refer to a horse, “intact” or “not castrated”.

This may be a pune or play on words

[reggiemess]

NOT the turtle (lol) but LINDSEY GRAHAM DOWN.

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[reggiemess]

@recurringtransgender

[partlysmith]

if you died and your will left everything to your ghost then that would be your spiritual successor

[reggiemess]

[reggiemess]

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

[ashironie]

C*nnot st*nd th* tr*nd *f c*nsoring *ny *nd *ll w*rds th*t d*scribe c*ncepts th*t m*ght m*ke y*u g* :( esp*cially wh*n th* c*nsoring *s d*ne *n th*t q*arter-assed w*y th*t's j*st 'd*d * l*l scr*bble ov*r * v*wel s* y*u kn*w th*t * kn*w th*s w*rd d*scribes * n*-n*."

*'m n*t ev*n g*ing t* b* v*gue ab*ut wh*t sp*rked th*s. D* n*t fucking c*nsor th* w*rd 'stole.' *'m *t m* fucking l*mit.

[reggiemess]

So when it comes out he's been fukkin dead for a while, what do you think is gonna be the response?

"We are very sorry it was just so sad we made a bad decision"

"Yeah we lied what are you gonna do about it?"

Just complete silence.

WILDCARD (explain in notes)

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

[reggiemess]

I forgot to say who thid is about but I think we all know.

[reggiemess]

So when it comes out he's been fukkin dead for a while, what do you think is gonna be the response?

"We are very sorry it was just so sad we made a bad decision"

"Yeah we lied what are you gonna do about it?"

Just complete silence.

WILDCARD (explain in notes)

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

[uss-emberprise]

[bugwolfsstuff]

I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

[nnebuchadnezzar]

shmancy 7/11/26

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[literal-ghost]

Photo from the 250 State Fair. (for legal reasons, this is a joke)

[werewolf-girlfriend]

european hello kitty

[reggiemess]

Hey you can't just show their faces to get the full impact of these characters:

[reggiemess]

It was always bullshit, but curating a karaoke song list has made me EXTREMELY unsympathetic to people who listen to classic rock but think rap is too sexual/dirty/misogynistic.