Mangy Beast

Reggie, he/him I'm really annoying. This blog supports useless creatures. My art is not strictly sfw. Bug haters do not interact. I also run @gulopets (my dog's blog) @zoiboiz (borzoi reblogs) and @mustelidmess (mustelid blog)

[reggiemess]

doo-doo head

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[reggiemess]

[reggiemess]

You know the ad algorithm has given up on you when you're getting shown the feed pellet machine.

[mammalianmammals]

Northern Hog Badger (Arctonyx albogularis), family Mustelidae, Kaziranga Tiger Reserve, Assam, India

Once considered to be a subspecies of the Greater Hog Badger, A. collaris, which has now been split into 3 species.

photograph by Soumyajit Nandy

[reggiemess]

Here's how tick mouths work btw. When they're closed they look like this:

And when they're attached to host they look like this:

This is a very effective grip! Even when they're dead and wet it can be pretty damn hard to get them to let go!

[reggiemess]

I'm not sorry for tick-posting.

[reggiemess]

Fat fuck monday

[reggiemess]

Here, to appreciate just how comically huge this girlie is here she is next to the second largest tick in the same area:

[reggiemess]

Guess what I found? That's right, an even FATTER FUCK. She barely even fit in the microscope view field. She makes yesterday's fat fuck look like a larvae.

FAT-BOTTOMED GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN WORLD GO ROUND.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

It's the summertime, which means a lot of people are going to be having trouble taking care of their pet Grinch. This is partly because the thick fur renders them vulnerable to hot temperatures, but mostly it's because Grinches are fueled by hate and ire. From November on, that's no problem; they'll be surrounded by Christmas decorations, which inspire a burning rage in their tiny, shriveled hearts. But during the warm summer months, you, as their owner, need to provide them something to be spiteful towards. And no, it's not enough to leave up a Christmas tree. They get bored with that! Show some real investment!

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

"Oh, it's okay. I just let my Grinch wander outside so it can find something to despise" No! This is dangerous both to the Grinch, who could get mauled by an unroasted Beast, and to the local population of Cindy Lou Whos who have been devastated by this practice! But worst of all, it doesn't even work! Maybe a Scrooge can go find a poor person to be contemptuous of, but Grinches are a lot pickier! They need someone to demonstrate a whimsical spirit of giving and love, and that just doesn't happen enough in June!

[ghidrainlove]

THIS THIS THIS

I make sure to take my Grinch to lots of charity drives and keep a good amount of old episodes of Sesame Street on tap in case of emergencies. Seeing spite fester in its small shriveled heart as I hand out non perishables to the homeless population lets me rest easier in the harsh summer months.

[reggiemess]

If you can't find something for your grinch to hate in the summer maybe you should get a different pet. My grinch and I actually volunteer with the parks service every year to help shut down dangerous fireworks displays in the flammable wilderness. She gets to spend June-August grumping and scheming about how to ruin the holiday fun, I get a happy pet, and my backyard doesn't get lit on fire. Win-win-win.

[reggiemess]

Fat fuck monday

[reggiemess]

Here, to appreciate just how comically huge this girlie is here she is next to the second largest tick in the same area:

[reggiemess]

Fat fuck monday

[pngblog]

[reggiemess]

[reggiemess]

I think it's funny when someone makes a criticism of a piece of media that makes it clear that they mostly just engage with horny fanart of it.

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

i have been informed this is the song btw

[reggiemess]

AI advertisements severely need to be cracked down on. You shouldn't be able to show an ai slop video of the product doing something physically impossible. Especially health products holy shit?

[reggiemess]

Yeah sure use ai to advertise a flamethrower as a gardening tool that won't burn down your house.

[reggiemess]

I have GOT to stop applying for things assuming I will be rejected.

[antiqueanimals]

"Caribou Attacked by Wolverine on a Fire-Screen"

Lives of Game Animals, Volume 3. 1927. Written and illustrated by Ernest Thompson Seton.

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[reggiemess]

How my dog looks at me when I tell her I don't want her to watch me poop: