Mangy Beast

Reggie, he/him I'm really annoying. This blog supports useless creatures. My art is not strictly sfw. Bug haters do not interact. I also run @gulopets (my dog's blog) @zoiboiz (borzoi reblogs) and @mustelidmess (mustelid blog)

[reggiemess]

doo-doo head

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[reggiemess]

@recurringtransgender

[partlysmith]

if you died and your will left everything to your ghost then that would be your spiritual successor

[reggiemess]

[reggiemess]

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

[ashironie]

C*nnot st*nd th* tr*nd *f c*nsoring *ny *nd *ll w*rds th*t d*scribe c*ncepts th*t m*ght m*ke y*u g* :( esp*cially wh*n th* c*nsoring *s d*ne *n th*t q*arter-assed w*y th*t's j*st 'd*d * l*l scr*bble ov*r * v*wel s* y*u kn*w th*t * kn*w th*s w*rd d*scribes * n*-n*."

*'m n*t ev*n g*ing t* b* v*gue ab*ut wh*t sp*rked th*s. D* n*t fucking c*nsor th* w*rd 'stole.' *'m *t m* fucking l*mit.

[reggiemess]

So when it comes out he's been fukkin dead for a while, what do you think is gonna be the response?

"We are very sorry it was just so sad we made a bad decision"

"Yeah we lied what are you gonna do about it?"

Just complete silence.

WILDCARD (explain in notes)

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

[reggiemess]

I forgot to say who thid is about but I think we all know.

[reggiemess]

So when it comes out he's been fukkin dead for a while, what do you think is gonna be the response?

"We are very sorry it was just so sad we made a bad decision"

"Yeah we lied what are you gonna do about it?"

Just complete silence.

WILDCARD (explain in notes)

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

[uss-emberprise]

[bugwolfsstuff]

I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

[nnebuchadnezzar]

shmancy 7/11/26

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[literal-ghost]

Photo from the 250 State Fair. (for legal reasons, this is a joke)

[werewolf-girlfriend]

european hello kitty

[reggiemess]

Hey you can't just show their faces to get the full impact of these characters:

[reggiemess]

It was always bullshit, but curating a karaoke song list has made me EXTREMELY unsympathetic to people who listen to classic rock but think rap is too sexual/dirty/misogynistic.

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[reggiemess]

[reggiemess]

You know the ad algorithm has given up on you when you're getting shown the feed pellet machine.

[mammalianmammals]

Northern Hog Badger (Arctonyx albogularis), family Mustelidae, Kaziranga Tiger Reserve, Assam, India

Once considered to be a subspecies of the Greater Hog Badger, A. collaris, which has now been split into 3 species.

photograph by Soumyajit Nandy

[reggiemess]

Here's how tick mouths work btw. When they're closed they look like this:

And when they're attached to host they look like this:

This is a very effective grip! Even when they're dead and wet it can be pretty damn hard to get them to let go!