Mangy Beast

Reggie, he/him I'm really annoying. This blog supports useless creatures. My art is not strictly sfw. Bug haters do not interact. I also run @gulopets (my dog's blog) @zoiboiz (borzoi reblogs) and @mustelidmess (mustelid blog)

[reggiemess]

doo-doo head

[reggiemess]

Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."

I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.

[ashironie]

C*nnot st*nd th* tr*nd *f c*nsoring *ny *nd *ll w*rds th*t d*scribe c*ncepts th*t m*ght m*ke y*u g* :( esp*cially wh*n th* c*nsoring *s d*ne *n th*t q*arter-assed w*y th*t's j*st 'd*d * l*l scr*bble ov*r * v*wel s* y*u kn*w th*t * kn*w th*s w*rd d*scribes * n*-n*."

*'m n*t ev*n g*ing t* b* v*gue ab*ut wh*t sp*rked th*s. D* n*t fucking c*nsor th* w*rd 'stole.' *'m *t m* fucking l*mit.

[reggiemess]

So when it comes out he's been fukkin dead for a while, what do you think is gonna be the response?

"We are very sorry it was just so sad we made a bad decision"

"Yeah we lied what are you gonna do about it?"

Just complete silence.

WILDCARD (explain in notes)

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[reggiemess]

I forgot to say who thid is about but I think we all know.

[reggiemess]

So when it comes out he's been fukkin dead for a while, what do you think is gonna be the response?

"We are very sorry it was just so sad we made a bad decision"

"Yeah we lied what are you gonna do about it?"

Just complete silence.

WILDCARD (explain in notes)

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[uss-emberprise]

[bugwolfsstuff]

I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

[nnebuchadnezzar]

shmancy 7/11/26

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[literal-ghost]

Photo from the 250 State Fair. (for legal reasons, this is a joke)

[werewolf-girlfriend]

european hello kitty

[reggiemess]

Hey you can't just show their faces to get the full impact of these characters:

[reggiemess]

It was always bullshit, but curating a karaoke song list has made me EXTREMELY unsympathetic to people who listen to classic rock but think rap is too sexual/dirty/misogynistic.

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[reggiemess]

[reggiemess]

You know the ad algorithm has given up on you when you're getting shown the feed pellet machine.

[mammalianmammals]

Northern Hog Badger (Arctonyx albogularis), family Mustelidae, Kaziranga Tiger Reserve, Assam, India

Once considered to be a subspecies of the Greater Hog Badger, A. collaris, which has now been split into 3 species.

photograph by Soumyajit Nandy

[reggiemess]

Here's how tick mouths work btw. When they're closed they look like this:

And when they're attached to host they look like this:

This is a very effective grip! Even when they're dead and wet it can be pretty damn hard to get them to let go!

[reggiemess]

I'm not sorry for tick-posting.

[reggiemess]

Fat fuck monday

[reggiemess]

Here, to appreciate just how comically huge this girlie is here she is next to the second largest tick in the same area:

[reggiemess]

Guess what I found? That's right, an even FATTER FUCK. She barely even fit in the microscope view field. She makes yesterday's fat fuck look like a larvae.

FAT-BOTTOMED GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN WORLD GO ROUND.