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SOME CALL ME JAMISON. SOME CALL ME "DAD". EITHER WAY, THIS SITE'S LAYOUT IS MUCH DIFFERENT FROM DREAMWIDTH'S. kik: confectioncanape

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I SELDOM HAVE ENOUGH TIME ON MY HANDS DURING THE WEEK TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO. THAT IS WHY SUNDAY IS MY FAVORITE DAY TO HANDLE UNFINISHED BUSINESS.

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"A TRANSGENDER WOMAN--"

ALLOW ME TO STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.

WHOEVER SHE IS, SHE'S A WOMAN.

END OF STORY.

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turntelicgodhead replied to your post:

have mine the catch is it comes with a broken ankle

HOW UNFORTUNATE.

WHAT HAPPENED?

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IT'S SO COLD I'M LOSING MY IDENTITY.

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TRYING DESPERATELY TO AVOID THE LAVA LAMP TALK I'M SEEING ALL OVER THE PLACE.

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akemoji replied to your post:

day suits is a weird way to put that

THEY'RE WORN DURING THE DAY. I CAN EXPLAIN MYSELF NO DIFFERENTLY.

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akemoji 

THAT IS WHAT I MEAN BY 'DAY SUITS'.

90% OF THE POPULATION WEARS SWEATERS.

THE STATE CONSISTS OF SWEATERS.

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YOU WOULD THINK WASHINGTON'S RESIDENTS WOULD WALK OUTSIDE WEARING RAINCOATS DURING WINTER.

WE DON'T. WE WALK OUTSIDE WEARING OUR DAY SUITS.

SOME OF US EVEN WEAR T-SHIRTS AND JEANS.

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combobreaking replied to your post:

beat him up tbh

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akemoji replied to your post:

work out w me

THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL. IT'S BEEN FAR TOO LONG SINCE I'VE HAD A SPOTTER. OR VICE VERSA.

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akemoji replied to your post:

wtf you work out?

I SURE DO.

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HOW TO ACHIEVE HAPPINESS: BENCH PRESS 200 CAKES.

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Hello there! I’m Dave. Thank you for following.

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HELLO, DAVE! YOU'RE WELCOME.

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Oh! I. 

Live on a different planet now. 

I’d have to teleport to you and get whatever you got me, yeah? 

Thank you, by the way. I don’t even think we’ve talked all that much. It’s really kind of you.

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... I'M TRYING A LITTLE TOO HARD... TO NOT BLINK INCREDULOUSLY.

A DIFFERENT PLANET...?

... THAT'S... INTERESTING!

I COULD BRING SOME COFFEE FOR US TO SHARE!

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ooooh, okay. that makes sense, i guess?

it reminds me of karkat though, lol.

i’m glad you’re alright though!

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WE DO HAVE THAT IN COMMON, DON'T WE? HEH!

YOU, TOO!

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carcinoquadratus said:

I’VE SEEN IT DEFINED SEVERAL WAYS, BUT YES IT CAN BE VERY UNCOMFORTABLE SINCE IT IS LIKE SOMEONE PUT THE MMM SOUND INTO SEXY.

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woah, shouty text.

i’m alright?

how are you?

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I'M QUITE WELL, THANK YOU.

I DON'T MEAN TO APPEAR AS IF I'M SHOUTING.

CAPS LOCK IS COMFORTABLE FOR MY POOR VISION.