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@confessionofareceptionist
This is Argent; before this photo was taken he stated: "I'm a good host, I make sure my guest are taken care of, I'm easy going and pretty much get along, my mother taught me how to care." As we arrive to his friends place that he claims it's his, he knocks out and ignored and avoided to talk to me. My judgement says His mother is looking down on him with shame.
Confession of a Receptions #010
Caller: Hey is someone there? Me: Who's that someone? Caller: Oh nevermind. Bye
Final Thoughts:
WTF
Confession of a Receptions #009
Caller: Hi, my friends and I are really funny and I think you guys should make a show about how funny we are... Me: You realize this will break you and friendship apart. Caller: Oooo what?
Life Lesson: I learned: I know when people are having a personal pain they feel alone, regardless you talk to your friend(s) and expressing yourself. As soon as that person hangs up the phone or leaves your apartment. The pain comes back as if it was new and you feel back to alone. You're thankful for the listener of course, but it's really up to ourselves to move forward.
Confession of a Receptionist #008
Caller: I want to make a show, My 14 yr old sister is pregnant and I just had a baby.
Final Thought:
How about instead of making a show, make a future for you and your baby!
Confession of a Receptionist #007
Caller: Can I get the Host to Pimp My Ride? Ice T. Me: Xzibit? Caller: Ice T? Me: Xzibit? Caller: Whats that? Me: The Host.
LMAO - This Lady!!
Confession of a Receptionist #006
Caller: I sent in my Resume in, Can I follow up on it? Me: When did you send it? Caller: 9 Years ago.
O_o Obviously they don't like you.
Confession of a Receptionist #005
Caller: I live in this penthouse by myself. Do you guys want to come over?
Us: Where is it?
Caller: it's in palm street, these people got murdered there.
Us: Did you have anything to do with those murders?!
Worst pick up line ever!!!
Society of Bitches™
All T No Shade.
Society of Bitches requires one thing to join, keepin it 100%
Dedicated to the most shady girls I know - Regina/Gretchen/Karen/Kady
My Beautiful Nightmare - although my didn't last the fairy tale ending. It was a beautiful ceremony.
Confession of a Receptionist #004
Caller: I am tryin to find out this song I heard. Me: I don't know if I can help you. Caller: it goes like "MEOW MEOW MEOW..." and then some rap
Final Thought:
I say what the fuck! I ain't got time for games!!
@natcaddy #repost #siblingtalk #straighttalk #gaytalk #tight #brothersister #section #wishfulthinking #TMI #AllTNoShade
Confession of a Receptionist #003
Caller: Can you please stop them to stop harassing me on the phone? Me: What are they saying to you? Caller: Wait what?...They keep showing my my materials. Me: They are showing you your material? Caller: Make them stop calling me! Me: Do you have their number? Caller: Suck My Dick! There is EVIL in this world - ::angelina jolie malificient voice::
Confession of a Receptionist #002
Caller: (drunk mumbles, extra extra) Ya I uh Nickelodeon, hehe I want that thing.... Me: Excuse me sir? Can you say it clearly. Caller: (drunk mumbles, extra extra) Ya I uh Nickelodeon, hehe I want that thing.... Me: Just give me your email address. Caller: I'm Shakur son....first name Shakur..yahoo Me: Sir you didn't even say "@" and all you said was ".." Caller: Man? (rambling) Me: This email is fake, Did you lie? Caller: (rambling) Me: NO! Did you lie to me? Yes or No?!? Caller: Yea. ::Click:: Why would you make up a fake name let alone give a fake email address?
Lovers Confession: I use too write love letters on guys I liked, but my finger was the pen✒️, and his arm/back/leg was the paper📜. Sometimes they feel like I'm caressing them, when I'm just writing in cursive. Then to finish my letter I sign it with a kiss. 💋 #loveletter #confession #secretsout #tryit #twobirdonestone #theyfeltmyloveletter #love
My God Daughter turned thirteen, life will hand you mistakes. She's loved by many and she doesn't even know it.
Confession of a Receptionist #001
Caller: I need to make a complaint! Receptionist: What is your complaint?
Caller: I don’t want my child watching those F*ggots on Television. Receptionist: I understand, have you thought about putting parental privacy and block the channels you would like your child to avoid?
Caller: No, I mean he is just 4years old, he doesn’t know how to work the remote!!! Receptionist: I understand sir, my best advice would be to remove those channels. Caller: Thank you for helping me. (Bitten Tongue) <—- You wish you said.
You’re welcome, oh and sir I am F*ggot!