Bipolar Barbie 💖

retired blackout artist. part time sad bitch, part time savage ✌️OG Swiftie 🤠Miranda. 30. bi² 💜🧠 she/her

[rozanovshane]

hudcon

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[laferrarii]

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

[gentlesleaze]

The All-Star game. You two had so much chemistry.

[imgonnaeditstuff]

stoned shane <3

@lgbtqcreators bingo -> quotes

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[smokingrozanov]

Never forget that after their first hookup Shane was in his hotel room like fuck. Fuck I’m such a failure. He swallowed & I didn’t even try to let him cum in my mouth. If spitters are quitters what am I??? A fucking loser that’s what. But definitely not a gay one. Next time I’ll swallow. In a no homo way.

[despazito]

It's hard being a dog lover when a substantial portion of other "dog lovers" have complete disdain for peoples outside the imperial sphere if their culture doesn't worship dogs.

[firstprinced]

tiny hudshane

[gimmiekiss1221]

jackie on speakerphone with shane and ilya: "i was thinking for hayden's birthday this year, we should have a roast of him! so if you could send me a list of people who might want to volunt-"

ilya before jackie can even finish her sentence:

[thewingedwolf]

*record scratch*

yep that’s me. so you’re probably wondering how i ended up in this situation.

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

Jeff Probst found dead in a ditch 😂

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

[cuppydogshane]

arthur pike's first word other than mama or papa was Hiiiiiiii and he said it to Shane

[sea-mists]

your life is not on hold, this is your life!! every day is all there is!!!

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[candlesoul]

[creamsiclemelt]

it's literally ok for ilya to be mean and also love shane. that's literally fine. it's literally allowed.