Confessions of a Bad Chem(ist) Engineer

Musing of a deeply sarcastic and misguided science lady.  Apparently, a B.Sc. in Chem just isn't enough for me.  Bring on B.Sc Eng

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When your prof tells the class that you need to keep up with the course material and shouldn’t leave it to the last minute but also explains that he only started learning Zoom two weeks ago

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Enantiomers

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Taking Personality Quizzes

On Buzzfeed:

For a personal strengths assessment at work:

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When I meet someone who loves spreadsheets as much as I do

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When my lab course announces it’s going to be offered online for Fall 2020

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When I try to eat healthy in the summer after eating junk all semester

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The night before a final

During my first degree:

During my second degree:

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When I get offered an ideal internship

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When my favourite prof gets a teaching awards

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When I try to internet stalk a cute guy and I know his last name is between K and R because I wrote my midterm in the same room as him

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When the wifi is down on campus

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When my prof has to call tech support because she broke the projector trying to get it to focus

She's Like:

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When I see someone eating in the lab

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When I process my groups lab data and find that our experimental density of isopropanol is suspiciously similar to acetone

Realizing we probably filled the pycnometer with the wrong fluid:

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When the fire alarm goes off during lecture

The Prof:

The Students:

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In my Statics class

The Students:

The Prof:

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When I overcompensate at networking events