Confessions Of Dee

The trials and tribulations of dating via my single life

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Cheaters Never Win & Neither Does Sexting

Everyone has that one guy friend or acquaintance that has always been a trouble maker when it comes to being monogamous. My friend is Grant, I’ve known him since way back when. He had quite the rap sheet growing up and I think has hooked up with half my friends. ANYWAYS, I was not one of the “fortunate” ones to dabble with him because in my eyes he was quite the charmer yet quite the douchebag if you know what I mean… So a little preface.. One lonely single night, Grant reached out to me for drinks since we happened to be living in the same area at the time. And I know what you are asking yourself “Why D Why?” I, myself, personally thought we have matured and I thought why not let’s see how he swoons these women (Who am I kidding there was no way he nor I have matured haha but there was a smidge of hope). I also was single and looking for some free drinks that night #SorryImNotSorry Grant to my surprise ended up being a real gentleman aside from the multiple attempts to charm his way into my pants (which he did not succeed). After downing a bottle of wine to myself, we made our way back to his place in which we fooled around a bit BUT the train stopped there. In the morning he kindly took me back to my apartment so I wouldn’t have to hail a cab in my clothes from the night before and that was it. Now jump ahead to the future .. Since then we’ve only converse via text, a few phone calls, maybe hung out once or twice but that was it. I moved away and he locked down a very much younger girlfriend who he lives with ;) This leads me to the whole point of the title of this post. A guy once said to me that “Once you are bitten by the bug, you will forever have the bite”.. it’s pretty much means, “Once a player always a player” and sure enough Grant started popping his D (literally) into my texts. It started out as simple casual conversation but then Grant wanted and needed more and in his mind that idea of achieving his wants was to send me a dick pic. ***Now, let me tell you guys this.. any girl that tells you she isn’t going to share it has already shared it, laughed about it, and maybe admired it with her best friends. As I was doing this with my best friends and talking to him I intern accidentally sent my conversation meant for my best friends about his dick pic being mediocre at best to to him. That led me to an awkward moment of text silence and an even more awkward response back of "So seriously who was that text to". Thank god I didn't use names since my friends already knew who I was talking about and I managed to cover it up with the quickest response recovery you could ever imagine because in this case time is key. So remember ladies when you are sexting make sure it's going to the right person.. Since then you can tell his been a little bit more reserved in his texting but I still get it... On the reg. What makes me honestly wonder though is what makes a guy stray? Here I have a guy who is not even in the same town let alone the same state texting me things that if he just had open communication with his girl then his sexual needs would be met. Is it just the thought of another girl? Or the idea of trying new sexual things that he's too afraid to do with his actual girlfriend? Or is he just someone that will never ever be fully monogamous? I guess one will never know.. Xx, ConfessionsOfDee

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Carpal tunnel in my 20s

Thanks to the good ol'swipe right, swipe left I can now thank Tinder, Bumble, and the other dating apps for my growing carpal tunnel problem I have developed in my left thumb. Lately, I've been swiping to a lot more lefts than rights. You see there are a few problems that lie amongst these guys dating profiles... 1. First of all I'm not on here to play where's Waldo. I have found Waldo many times in his books and I'm not about to go playing 'guess who' amongst your 5 group photos. Yes, am I happy to see you have friends? Of course. If 80% of them are hott will I take my chances? Yeah I'll swipe right. BUT this isn't a puzzle. Tinder does not send me a prize in the mail if I guess correct. Upload your mugshot looking drivers license photo for all I care. Just give me something to work off of. 2. The blackout. This is very similar to the "Where's Waldo" except Waldo will never be found. This comes from the "mysterious" man who obviously doesn't know anything about first impressions. More than half the time a connection on a dating site is initially based on, "Do I have a physical attraction to you?" Or "Do you look sexy?" When you set your photo to a pitch black screenshot or a stream of multiple super hero pics I have no other choice but to swipe left. You are not being "mysterious". 3. This then leads me to the "douchebag" this is the one that post the most perfect pictures to the point where your like wow I think I found one or you completely stole these from someone else but who cares.. Your already praying to your Tinder Angels that you make a match. After picking apart (in which you find nothing to flaw about) and drooling over the photos you then divert your eyes to the bio in which the guy completely kills the moment by post something you can't even fathom how hey came up with it. This has ranged from disgusting pick up lines or cocky rude attitudes. So guys if you happen to be reading this which I highly doubt you are but even if I get one guy to cross my page.. BE. YOURSELF. That's all. Xx #ConfessionsOfDee

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What my zodiac sign says about my lovin... 😻

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👌🏼🙋🏼

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Couldn't be any more true...

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Dating Bio

27yr old female - enjoys long walks on the beach - unsweetened passion tea from Starbucks - if you can make me laugh you are one step closer to earning the key to my heart<3 Ok.. so the last time I was single was about 3 years ago and there was no Tinder or Bumble or any of these dating sites. Whatever happened to the old fashion going out with your girlfriends and meeting a guy at the bar. I know that sounds so cliché but hey it worked for me. Today, I have to make sure my selfie game is on point and my “bio” of less and 140 characters draws enough attention for me to even get matched with someone. However, have you seen some of these other girls bios ?! (We’ll save that discussion for another blog post) All I know is I already feel way behind the game.   I decided to start this blog because well I'm THAT girl in my group of friends where everyone is either getting engaged, married, having babies, and well I’m here just trying to find the best happy hour. So I hope you join me on my humorous ride through the dating scene as I attempt to find Mr. Right or Mr. Right Now;)