sadboi

Your weekly source of self deprecation posts and mediocre photos made with a shitty android phone.

[confidentboi]

Issa new year and a great opportunity to reset your 2 year mental progress

Hell yeah

[confidentboi]

Dreamworks

Cuz sometimes life does not.

[confidentboi]

Sometimes you just have to get drunk to realize how much of a human waste you are

[confidentboi]

Update: of all things i only deserve death, and a painful one to remind me of my pathetic excuse of a life

[confidentboi]

Sometimes you just have to get drunk to realize how much of a human waste you are

[confidentboi]

PSA

Don't get blackout drunk if you have mild anxiety, it might just turn into chronic depression.

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[confidentboi]

Dont have a date 'til january 😭

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ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

[no-phd-no-bitches]

@confidentboi ho ho homicide

[confidentboi]

@crowleysbestbitch ho ho holy shit i still have exams

[confidentboi]

testing out this scanning thing

[confidentboi]

I don't like the term prostitute.

I prefer saying buy-sexual instead.

[silverhawk]

may i offer you

a cup of warm boy

[despazito]

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[confidentboi]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy

[confidentboi]

Respectable choise

[confidentboi]

Some times ou're just sad.

Other times you're just tired.

And other times you get scammed, go home just to be alone and do nothing significant whatsoever for four days.

I'm just a vegetable at this point.

[confidentboi]

When life gives you lemons

Squirt the juice in your eye, it will make you forget about your pathetic life.

[no-phd-no-bitches]

Science side of tumblr please tell me.

If the Afrikans have the biggest dicks, Europeans have medium and Asians have the smallest, what about Native Americans?

[confidentboi]

Circumcised

[just-shower-thoughts]

Guys get erections every morning but the earth spins around so the morning is different in other timezones so there is actually a infinite boner wave going around for hundreds of thousands of years

[no-phd-no-bitches]

@confidentboi

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hell yeah

[highlandvalley]

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@crowleysbestbitch

[just-shower-thoughts]

People were more concerned with the Mayan calendar ending in 2012 than the catastrophic consequences of our environmental pollution if we don’t change our ways by 2030.

[confidentboi]

Well if you think back people only gave a shit about that in 2011-12. I doubt that they would've gave a shit in the nineties. Most people think in the present, not in the far future. And you also have flat earthers and anti-vaxxers.