I'm awkward, but I'm confident about it.

World traveller, nursing student, BS in Biology. Born and raised a farm kid, now a city girl. Feeling 22. I'm a ho for the aesthetic.

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[weirdest-al]

Change one line of dialogue and ruin and entire scene: check.

[boomerang-always-comes-back]

This post hit me like I was a cabbage stand.

[toastbutteregg]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

i love when large dogs are picked up and they’re so absolutely confused as to how this could happen that they just sorta

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

I found another

[gahdamnpunk]

I’M DEAD AFSHGASJHJHA

[stevetwisp]

[tootnoodle]

ive never seen the movie so im just gonna assume this is the actual plot

[softeningthesound]

yeah it is

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Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

[bewbin]

These are genius

[bianca-the-huntress]

I lost it at number 10

[processintegrated]

“the worst analogies” are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right.

[beingfacetious]

#you say ‘worst analogies’ i say ‘heirs of douglas adams’

[favinatriceneea]

Number 9 is my favourite one. There’s genius in it.

[sorryevie]

2 dummies

Saw this tumblr post and yeah this is exactly what would happen between them🤦‍♀️

anyways this is just some old art hehe

[soliloquyforme]

what if tumblr had a memories button to look back on what you posted october 15 2013 like here’s superwholock and sherlock gifs in its prime the horror

[quakerjoe]

[dduane]

THIS.

[oohh-heyyy]

I stand by this message whole heartedly but also I thought this said “I can’t eat applesauce” and I was so fucking confused.

[nerdgul]

Were it not for ops comment i would not have known that says applause. I was ready to take this post at face value reading that shit as applesauce because thats just what you do on this bitch if a site

[wrtngpages]

I wanna take a picture in my folklore cardigan but I am (sing-song voice) ✨u g l y✨

[feverdreamhigh]

I wanna take a picture in my folklore merch but (sing-song voice) ✨it’s been 3 months and it hasn’t even shipped✨

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[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

thanks

[whitepeopletwitter]

[progressivepower]

And covid deaths, no one comes close on that either

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[kidanivillage]

can we stop acting like it’s okay to make fun of people’s physical appearances after they’ve said something ignorant?? especially with women. as soon as someone slips, ya’ll are there tellin’ her how ugly she is like you’ve been waiting for a reason to do it all along. what’s your problem??? stop

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