[blunder]

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

[gideonseymours]

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

[squirrelstone]

on the one hand i agree with this but on the other hand one of my coworkers rented an alpaca from a petting zoo and brought it to work because my boss said she wanted an alpaca sweater but the guy didn’t hear her say sweater and didn’t want to upset her by asking why the fuck she’d want an alpaca

[libraryoftheancients]

I think that highlights a good genre difference: miscommunication in drama is frustrating, overused, and just kinda shit. Miscommunication in comedy is fucking hilarious.

[entertheaardvark-deactivated202]

I do think about this all the time

[thecommonchick]

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[boazpriestly]

This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!

[killorbekillian]

God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.

Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.

God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.

Gabriel: ...’Kay?

God: And some, Gabriel, some just... kill you.

Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?

[yesterdaysprint]

The Circleville Herald, Ohio, April 2, 1928

[dreamsequencer]

Damn right

[some-jw-things]

1928

[dovesnest]

its SO fascinating how little girls have this inherent need to throw twigs and leaves and dirt together and mix them with water .. how we all called that some variant of the word potion …. how its an intercultural thing that no one taught us to do ……………. keep fostering that witch energy ladies

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thescariestface]

modern day greek chorus

[valdotpng]

all of us right now

[loosesealbluths]

[respectfulmemes]

[teenscoolest]

[zeroenthusiasm]

[anxietyproblem]

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

whenever im having a bad day i remember that i never have to take a math class again and i feel a lot better

[chinuplittlepup]

[vvalterwhite-deactivated2018032]

oscar worthy