I Try to Write

kind of sad. 20. pisces. intp. those seem important to people. scared. lonely. a writer.all goes hand in hand one way or another. nsfw sometimes

[conflictedwrighter]

i’m 23 btw.

[conflictedwrighter]

i’ve turned 22 since last being on here.

mostly to keep up with the theme of this blog.

[conflictedwrighter]

i’ve turned 21 since last being on here.

hm.

[lawrelcastillo]

[thelittlestmouse]

[wispygirl]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

[downfalls]

[sirdef-deactivated20160624]

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

[sirdef-deactivated20160624]

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

[sirdef-deactivated20160624]

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

[apsyde-deactivated20150829]

never do this again

[animatedamerican]

The trick to buying an entire cake and eating it is you don’t eat it all at once.

But, and this is crucial, not because someone else is controlling your portions.  Because it’s your cake.  Because you don’t have to worry that if you don’t finish it now, somebody will take the rest away.  Because you can eat as much cake as you feel like eating and then stop, and the remaining cake will still be there when you want some more.  Which may be in an hour or may be in a couple of days.

Own your cake.  Cake responsibly.

[kizilhatuncandir]

[cherrypitgirlfriend-deactivated]

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

I love all 5 of my followers tbh

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

the gangs all here

[boredpanda]

Steve Irwin’s Daughter Is Now Grown Up And Keeping Dad’s Legacy Alive

[patrickthomson]

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

[mhalachai]

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

[she-who-shall-not-be-laid]

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

[dogmomdeluxe-deactivated2022062]

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

[virguin]

when you see a hot boy

‘god bless’

[missglumcakes-deactivated202411]

[tittyblaster8000]

okay im going to watch frozen

[tittyblaster8000]

um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes

[tittyblaster8000]

wheres the hole

[tittyblaster8000]

the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????

[totallyfuckingfetch]

Don’t understand people who fake orgasms at all