[nick-avallone]

pictured: me, freshly 14, visiting italy, full of white wine for the first time, ripping off my neck trying to keep my cool as the performer getting closer and closer to me looked for a volunteer

[pkslider]

petition to change clothing sizes to 

XS - Extra Small Mario S - Small Mario M - Mario L - Luigi XL - Extra Luigi

[pemalem-blog]

callout post @me

get ur shit together nd sleep at a normal time!!!!!!!!

[ikonicgif]

Jaden and Willow Smith for Interview Magazine

[8a8y-moved]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[pretendplaytime-blog]

[epheliss]

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

[datmos]

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

[epheliss]

That sounds like a you problem

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[youngestalien]

cute names for your girl: slime

[youngestalien]

[bcknowles]

[faggottt]

Not saying I agree but I do understand

[suppermariobroth]

From a Swedish Nintendo advertising brochure. Note Mario behind the door.

[shampooligan]

give me every single embroidered bomber jacket

[madeinglobe]

more like give me every single jacket in the entire world? am I right??? 💯💯👌👌👌

[shampooligan]

onlyjacketposts i know im just now meeting you but i already feel like youre the only person on this site who understands me

[chrisfine]

This just in: Chris Pine has a bunch of beards lying around and matches them to his suits. 

[madonnasnudes]

Rare footage of Taylor Swift, Perez Hilton and Jennifer Lawrence admitting to be satanists and members of Illuminati.

[masterblaster]

I will never get tired of this post.

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Somehow this is real.

[manimoonz]

What the fuck though

[reverseracism]

White People can fuck their dogs, siblings, and various animals and still be “a good kid”. White People can shoot up schools, churches, malls, etc and still be called “a good kid”.

I’m done. Just done.

[susiethemoderator]

He was eating their faces. What the hell.