Ight you asked for it @megaderp042 β¦.
Danny enters his large apartment. If he is being honest itβs too big snd he didnβt mind his small apartment in Crime Alley. Enjoying the fact it was Jasonβs territory and thereby he didnβt need to protect it. Plus the added effect of cleansing some of the dirty ectoplasm that Jason had in himself and his territory. However given Tim is Tim. He had moved Danny into a rather large pent house right by his school as a baby Jesus birthday present (He hates Christmas still).
Speaking of the sleep deprivedβ¦honestly he canβt judge either Robin. He was standing oddly in the middle of their dim apartment. The man himself was currently wearing a shiny black tux and a pair of red boxing gloves while standing in the middle of the open concept kitchen/living room. His hair was slicked back with two pieces managing to break free. He was wearing a soft smile but there was a glint of mischief in his eyes.
βWhat are you doing Tim?β
βYou in a minute- HAPPY BIRTHDAY STARLIGHT!!β Tim cheered putting both gloved hands in the air.
βThanks babe. However that doesnβt explain the weird outfit.β Danny said putting his bag down and walking closer to his weirder than usual boyfriend. Upon further inspection. The suit is embroidered with shiny black constellations that were very accurate. His face mustβve gave him away because Tim reply was smug.
βI thought you might like the weird outfit. You always said you liked me in my gala suits and you love stars. So I had this one made specifically for you.β He replied. Danny lifted his eyes to meet Timβs and smiled. βDonβt worry I got you one of your own. Different colors though.β
He could feel his core purr with satisfaction. A genuinely great birthday present. βOkay so Iβm assuming we are going out because of the suit but why the gloves?β He asked as he let his fingers feel the definition of Timβs back muscles.
βYouβre mistaken. We arenβt going anywhere. The suit is for you to take off. The gloves are part of the game.β Tim said and immediately swung to punch him in the face. He flew back a few feet and landed on his ass. Danny looked up to the other with a feral smile. βGhosts first language is fighting right? What better way to make you earn unwrapping your birthday present?β
This is when Danny noticed all the furniture had been moved to make room for a fighting space. The corners of the apartment had essentially been baby proof to prevent accidental injury. Tim had been watching how tense Danny had become lately. He had been wondering why Danny had seemed so pent up. So he had reached out to some of Dannyβs ghost friends like Ember. Whom had laughed her head off upon realizing the issue.
βHe is a protection ghost yes but heβs still a ghost. He likes things a little rough rich boy. Try roughing him up in the bedroom.β Ember had wheezed causing Tim to turn several shades of red.
Cue Tim now fighting for his life as Danny transforms and starts lunging at him. He barrel rolls over the couch to wear a green set of boxing gloves laid. He throws them at Danny who doesnβt put them on and continues lunging at him. Tim decides it would be better to take his off. Just in time for him to catch Dannyβs open hands.
Danny wastes no time and swipes Timβs legs out from under him pinning him to the living room floor. Thereβs a look of hunger in Danny eyes.
βTimmy. I would love if we could spar later. Right now. I just finished my exams and I would like someβ¦..relief..β Danny whispers lustfully.
Tim smirks and flips Danny so that he is now the one pinned to the floor. Taking off his suit jacket so that hes just wearing the shirt and tie. He starts to move downwards but Danny grabs his tie snd pulls him down into a kiss. People talk about the spark of their first kiss. Tim talks about the frost. Dannyβs lips and tongue are cold and send chills down his spine like drops of ice water. Dannyβs finger tips are warm as he channels energy into them as he grips onto Timβs ass.
Tim taking a second to catch some air. See just how green and flustered his soon to be Ghost King is. He slide his knee in between Dannyβs legs to feel the erection threatening to bust out his suit.
βSomeone is readyβ¦.β Tim teases.
βShut up before I bite you.β Danny threatens but covers his face with his arm.
βYou always bite me. I have to use makeup to cover the marks or wear turtle necks.β Tim reminds as he shimmies out of his pants just enough to get access as Danny is distracted.
He slipped on the glow in the dark condom. Cause Danny likes them and he will always practice safe sex because god forbid he impregnate the ghost king and now has illegitimate bastard children. The likelihood that Danny can conceive isnβt high but given Dannyβs weird biology. It could happen so he takes no chances.
βWant me to take them off or you?β He asks as Danny has now recovered from his minor embarrassment.
βI got it.β Danny said as the pants disappeared in a flash of light.
He pulls Danny into a kiss. Wrapping his arms around the back of his head as he prepares to enter Dannyβs scared realm. Lifting Dannyβs legs slowly over his shoulders. He slides in.
βFUCK!β Danny yells abruptly. Tim didnβt know whether to be pleased or concerned. This wasnβt usually the reaction. He needed more context.
βAre you-β Tim began to ask
βNo no no no-β Danny said quickly before everything went white.
βHAPPY BIRTHD- AYEEEEEEE?!?!?β
Familiar voices cheered then yelled in horror.
Danny covered his face and Tim turned in terror to see that they were no longer on the floor in their semi shared apartment. No. No, they were under Dannyβs canopy at his grave. Surrounded by their family members. Dickβ¦., Jason, Duke, Steph, Cass, Damian, Barb, Jazz, Sam, Tucker, Bruce and Alfred. Damian was holding a lit birthday cake and while Timβs brothers held balloons that were suddenly let go and blew away into the wind.
βOh my.β Alfred states looking away and going to get the picnic blanket.
βOH MY FUCKING-OH THEIR FUCK-.β Jason begins before bursting out laughing.
βMY EYES?!?β Duke exclaims. Covering his eyes and Damianβs.
βBleach.β Cass mumbles.
A camera shutter is heard.
βI TOLD YOU WE SHOULDβVE CALLED!!β Barb said shielding her eyes.
βTIM PUT IT AWAY!!β Steph screeched.
βTuck you owe me 50 bucks.β Jazz said plainly
βMe too Tuck. I told you he was a bratty bottom.β Sam agreed.
βAll that baseball we played and you still canβt pitch.β Tucker jokes defeatedly. As he hands Jazz and Sam 50 bucks each.
Bruce stood in shock and silenced. He mentally was screaming and knew he would take Martian Manhunter up on his favor of removing a memory. This was the one. Not the loss of his parents or his children or his time in the void. Accidentally summoning his son and his boyfriend while they were having intercourse. He hates magic.
Danny had had enough understandably and turns invisible. The embarrassment getting to him to the point the temperature dropped in response. This was worse than Spectra. He however was still there and thoroughly impaled. However he neglects to turn Tim invisible with him. So his neon green glow in the dark sword is now exposed as he seemingly is fucking the air.
Jason takes his laughter to a new level that might kill him again. As he falls on his back wheezing trying to catch his breath.
βIT- cough laugh- GLOWS?!?β Jason coughs out.
βAt least youβre using protection Timbers.β Dick mutters putting his face in his hands.
Another camera shutter is heard but Tim and Danny cant tell from whom.
βYouβre a disgrace.β Damian mutters not seeing anything because of Duke but hearing enough as Duke had already guided him away.
Alfred returns to cover Tim and invisi-Bill with a blanket. Just fast enough to save Tim more embarrassment as he finishes in front of his entire family.
βWe will be waiting inside Young Masters. We will also discuss setting a Do Not Disturb Protocol for summoning later. I am proud of you for using protection as Iβm not ready to become a great grandfather yet.β Alfred said not looking at them in the eyes and leading the others out while dragging the still cackling Jason away by the hood towards the manor.