Salt, rot and tartare sauce

The stars whisper... they asked for no pickles. Reblogging whatever, fascinated by the flesh (mad scientist way). Be warned if under 18 or unable to deal with gore etc. Doesn't happen much but I give no promises.

[ligamentgirl]

If i was the ceo of youtube i'd make it so that every time you click on a video there's a 5% chance of getting sent to a randomized video instead of the one you wanted and also you can't click off the new video unless you finish it or close the tab I think people would really resonate with this feature

[swamplemur]

Closing the tab is cheating it should disable all control to your keyboard/phone

[ligamentgirl]

Fantastic point Swamplemur is my vice-ceo now

[swamplemur]

I think the next big thing people would love is if there are more ads with a really difficult minigames, maybe a quick time event at a random point and otherwise you're stuck

[ligamentgirl]

Great idea also we should have the website automatically read off the comments louder than the video itself

[confusedcultist]

We should also replace the search bar with AI

[ligamentgirl]

If i was the ceo of youtube i'd make it so that every time you click on a video there's a 5% chance of getting sent to a randomized video instead of the one you wanted and also you can't click off the new video unless you finish it or close the tab I think people would really resonate with this feature

[swamplemur]

Closing the tab is cheating it should disable all control to your keyboard/phone

[ligamentgirl]

Fantastic point Swamplemur is my vice-ceo now

[swamplemur]

I think the next big thing people would love is if there are more ads with a really difficult minigames, maybe a quick time event at a random point and otherwise you're stuck

[ligamentgirl]

Great idea also we should have the website automatically read off the comments louder than the video itself

[half-hound]

Some very old art from before the Silksong was born. Two routes of evolution

[half-hound]

Lace & Hornet as The Long Quiet & the Princess

[evilwizard]

attention acolytes! in order to maximize shareholder value, i will be turning all of you into gold statues, frozen in twisted spasms of pain for all eternity, in a great and lifeless mausoleum. we expect to eke out a marginal gain in Q3

[brainscrems]

And how does this increase shareholder value O Great and Powerful Dark One?

[nerathul]

Obviously we can add the statues to our assets while also cutting down on employee expenses.

[brainscrems]

I see! This sounds like a sustainable business practice and I have no further questions.

[evilwizard]

yes! im so good at Company

[confusedcultist]

As my Dark Leige demands... but gold is soooo not my colour

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[fuchsianreactor]

it makes me happy he gets hurt

[cpericardium]

This is what I want for my birthday 🥹

[confusedcultist]

Happy killwonkaday

[anteatery]

I Go To Work And They Don’t Know I’m An Anteater Despite My Long Snout And My Passion For Ant Consumption

[confusedcultist]

Good... now that they don't suspect a thing u can steal all they ant

[thecatscan]

(~2005) Our cat Lacy hopped up on the scanner and inadvertently activated it… 

[mogwaipoet]

This game, about listing as many animals as you can, is shockingly well-considered and polished for such an apparent shitpost of a game idea

hot new brain workout

[spamton2thesequel]

51...

Tardigrade mole → European mole Gecko Armadillo Vulture Crow Raven emporer penguin → Emperor penguin Rabbit Owl Bald eagle Blue jay humming bird → Hummingbird Flamingo Chicken Pig Whale Orca Sea turtle Tortoise Vampire bat Komodo dragon Tenrec Ferret murder hornet → Asian giant hornet Hornet Replaced by more specific Asian giant hornet Wasp Replaced by more specific Hornet honeybee → Honey bee Bumblebee Mosquito Fly Replaced by more specific Mosquito tanooki → Japanese raccoon dog Fox Echidna Hedgehog ladybug → Ladybug/ladybird/ladybeetle Goat Orangutan Chimpanzee Monkey Gorilla Human Centipede Catfish jellyfish → Scyphozoa (true jellyfish) Shark Swordfish Anteater Ant Spider Dolphin Replaced by more specific Orca cow → Cattle Dog Cat Starfish

[confusedcultist]

Over a hundred I think

Crane → Crane (bird)

Honey badger

Wolverine

Hyena

Jackal

Wolf

Puma → Cougar

Tiger

Lion

Cane beetle → Dermolepida albohirtum

Cane toad

Poison dart frog

Giant anteater

Aardvark

Scorpion

Armadillo

Carpenter bee

Honeybee → Honey bee

Orangutan

Human

Rabbit

Hare

Sea spider

Coral

Anemone → Sea anemone

Clownfish

Bobbit worm → Eunice aphroditois

Earthworm → Lumbricidae

Beef tapeworm → Taenia saginata

Pork tapeworm → Taenia solium

Botfly

Blowfly → Calliphoridae

Mouse → Mus (typical mice)

Rat → Rattus (typical rats)

Pigeon → Dove/Pigeon

Black sea hare → Aplysia vaccaria

Slipper lobster

Spiny lobster

Soldier crab → Caribbean hermit crab

Mud crab → Scylla serrata

Krill

Tiger prawn → Penaeus monodon

Blobfish → Psychrolutidae

Scarab beetle → Scarabaeidae Replaced by more specific Dermolepida albohirtum

Spider monkey

Gibbon

Gorilla

Chimpanzee

Babboon → Baboon

Wedge-tailed eagle

Bald eagle

Powerful owl

Vampire squid

Aphid

Ladybug → Ladybug/ladybird/ladybeetle

Frilled shark

Walrus

Leopard seal

Crow

Raven

Australian magpie

European magpie → Eurasian magpie

Yabby → Common yabby

Moray eel

Wolf eel

Goblin shark

Blacktip reef shark

White tipped reef shark → Whitetip reef shark

Nurse shark

Basking shark

Whale shark

Great white shark

Blue shark

Hammerhead shark

Thresher shark

Trevally → Carangidae

Goonch → Bagarius

Wels catfish

Pleco → Pterygoplichthys pardalis

Sheep

Cow → Cattle

Sardine → European pilchard

Anchovy

Herring → Atlantic herring

Mackerel → Atlantic mackerel

Stonefish → Synanceia

Lionfish

Ibis

Funnel web spider → Hololena curta

Golden orb weaver → Nephilinae

Antlion

Giant squid

Pacific giant octopus → Giant Pacific octopus

Kookaburra

Rainbow lorikeet

Seagull → Gull

Panda → Giant panda

Black bear

Cat

Dog

Grizzly bear

Polar bear

Crown-of-thorns starfish

Purple sea urchin → Strongylocentrotus purpuratus

Bull ant → Myrmecia (ant)

Army ant → Eciton burchellii

Echidna

Platypus

Kangaroo

Elk

Orca

Stag beetle

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[tazzerz]

(TW blood) Yeah I decided to draw Sayeon again. I tried a SLIGHTLY different style this time :D

[tazzerz]

(TW blood) Yeah I decided to draw Sayeon again. I tried a SLIGHTLY different style this time :D

[bau-3]

Dang , i need tips on drawing , especially the nose or the nostrills (idk if i even wrote thay right , english isn t my first language)

[ravysu]

• [Give her The Look]

[ligamentgirl]

do you think the first mammal to give live birth was like horrified

[confusedcultist]

I wonder if like they thought they fucked up egg laying.