Swamp Lemur

Honestly I am entirely unsure about my pronouns right now(I think the Swamp Lemur is They/It and that works for me too), Aroace --------------------------------------------------- Here for Cosmere, Speculative Evolution, Slay the Princess,JRWI, and various other things I'm into. Might make fan art for those but posting is scary -------------------------------------------------- oh yeah I'm 18 now I forgot to update that ever --------------------------------------------------- Working at a zoo for the summer before I start college

[stupidkreker]

slay the princess doodles because the game is hecking fantastic and I am a simp of these two now

[psyche-hero]

Full credit to my friend ember for making this

[swamplemur]

I got to hold a baby bunny today

:)

[swamplemur]

Wait yhe pictures

We got to name him coal

[swamplemur]

I got to hold a baby bunny today

:)

[tonsimonsi]

Need some fables AESOP

[ffiretruck]

peak birthday present

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[swamplemur]

Normally scams at least try to do a decent amount of money to lie about so one for 10 dollars is really funny

[rockband2]

People who cannot find beauty in every biome on earth are incredibly bizarre to me. "yeah this place is really beautiful but this place isnt :/". what the fuck are you talking about. start admiring that rock and that tree and that bug and that scrubby little plant and that weird animal and that extreme weather right now. im not telling you to go live there but please you gotta start enjoying all kinds of nature im begging you.

[totalstupidityaddict]

from the stp files: base video for the Reality background :3 sort of as a disconnected response to the @knockknockitsnickels post abt it

[bovineblogger]

LEAPS N BOUNDS!!!!

[doombellow]

@joy-and-whimsy-official

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This bison is joyful and whimsical!

[ghostmouses]

mad about being chronically ill so I baked a cake about it

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[ligamentgirl]

sometimes i confuse the Mohs hardness scale and schmidt pain index and try to scratch shale with a hornet

[seffoe]

as the schmidt pain index only goes up to 4 we can therefore deduce getting bit by a diamond hurts 10 million times more than a bullet ant's

[ligamentgirl]

you get it

[swamplemur]

That explains minecraft tools then, they just bite

[footlongdingledong]

R2D2 and C3PO are NOT! FUCKING!!!! R2D2 finds the concept boring, and C3PO is a lesbian, this is basic Star Wars canon, so maybe you should read some books before you open your fucking mouth again. bitch.

hi ?

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[default-cube]

this is NOT about not being productive, i cannot believe how many people in the notes are telling me that pursuing hobbies isn't a waste of time i KNOW that. what i mean by "complete and utter inaction" is doing nothing. not only am i not being productive or pursuing any goals, i'm also not doing any of the myriad things i know would bring me joy. i'm not doing hobbies, i'm not hanging out with friends, i'm just sitting around rotting away for no discernible reason

[cedesect]

guess whose birthday it is

[swamplemur]

Happy three day anniversary of your birthday

[inber]

let's struggle to dine with mama

[phallusmagnificus]

his fish too big for his goddamn he