Confused Foreigner

A foreigner living in the US, dazzled and swallowed by new cultures surrounding us

[confusedforeigner]

I heard Jesus died and rose again, how did he die the second time?

[confusedforeigner]

When the title of the new Star Wars film was released, I thought it was Star Wars: the Last Yeti

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I generally do not harbour any negativity towards vegetarians other than the fact that they consider bacon as meat

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I don't know much about Christianity, but since Jesus died and rose again, doesn't that make him a zombie?

[confusedforeigner]

I have learned that in the United States, when someone sneezes, people are willing to pause anything to finish the exchange of "bless you" and "thank you". This is how you unite your country.

[confusedforeigner]

Why is a dollar called a buck?

[confusedforeigner]

Why do people say "shotgun" to sit in the front row? Would "bazooka" work better?